ColonelHayden's Comments

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Play Super Duck Punch! Super Duck Punch! May. 20, 2013
I'm generally a good sport about free flash games... but every single death is the endless white screen. Would have loved to play more. I especially applaud the start muted featured
Play Wrestle Jump Wrestle Jump Nov. 23, 2012
Got the flawless badge after only about a half hour. I didn't know just how happy that badge would make me.
Play Hexagon Hexagon Oct. 06, 2012
Let's all take a break and make the hard badge even harder - go smoke a bowl, crank up the sound, and try again. I'm not getting it sober so I might as well spend two hours high trying to not blink while high. This game is good, but no one has yet to have the balls to call it easy.
Play Reactance 2 Reactance 2 Jul. 08, 2012
Alright level 24 - it's been three days. I am getting a little tired of getting my ass kicked because I'm not leaving without all the badges!
Play Utopian Mining Utopian Mining May. 07, 2012
Love the game - Love the style - oh, and 100% map? Challenge complete!
Play Clash of the Dragons Clash of the Dragons Mar. 08, 2012
Loving autopilot. Glad I saved up my first ten points for it! Look - I'm sure that a real person is better than autopilot, but I'm not terribly interested in learned the entirety of the gameplay physics, but enjoying the game. It's a bit too confusing for me, which is ironic after I won Magic the Gathering state tournaments...
Play DuckLife 4 DuckLife 4 Feb. 25, 2012
Interesting bug: If you land right on the edge of the target in the flying mini game, you get negative points. I got -19 in the first round, then 69 in the next for a score of 50. WTF?
Play Save The World (In 30 Seconds) - Chapter 1 Save The World (In 30 Seconds) - Chapter 1 Dec. 22, 2011
The game was a bit difficult to get used to the controls, but once you figure that out it was alright. Certainly nothing memorable or all that enjoyable. I did, however play it. Big problem is Chapter 2 will have a lot of explaining to do, considering our epicly tired hero, who has already tragically used his last bit of strength, now has to face, presumably, another even tougher beast.
Play PixelRun PixelRun Nov. 19, 2011
I don't understand the double jump... If you can't jump over anything with the single jump, why make that extra step? Not that I'm lazy but logically it makes no sense
Developer response from ipe369

I dont understand.... you mean the fact that the first jump is so small why not make it bigger? If so, it is because you have to time the jump carefully. Here is how the double jump works: Double tap the up arrow faster to get higher lift. EDIT: I see what you're getting at now. Ill make the jump higher :) EDIT: How does this keep getting plused? i've already fixed the bug...
Play Bloons Tower Defense 4 Bloons Tower Defense 4 Oct. 09, 2011
I think I should stop playing after I crash the game with how many bloons are on the screen at once...
Play Bubble Domination mobile Bubble Domination mobile Sep. 29, 2011
I really love this style of game but there are just so many issues with this as a mobile game. Pretty angry because I know my Xoom can handle it - reducing graphics doesn't even help...
Play London Blitz London Blitz Aug. 17, 2011
The controls don't work? How is that even possible?
Play The Dark Road The Dark Road Aug. 17, 2011
The grammar is the most horrific part of this crappy "choose your own adventure" game. The description is terrible, the instructions are worse, and the game play takes the shit cake trophy of the day. Congrats Gheata - I played the game. Please have the decency of removing it now
Developer response from Gheata

Ok, i will take my time on fixing it. I spend some time making it so I won't remove it. Done.
Play Egg Catcher Egg Catcher Aug. 17, 2011
For some strange reason I played this game. It's pretty terrible. I don't understand the real point in catching eggs that are somehow attached to plates. Also, why the hell is the huge baby chicken/bird thing standing on two wheels that move seemingly of their own volition by some black magic? Couldn't the bird just walk over to the eggs? And what the hell is the Eraser? Some arbitrary green object you need to catch to get rid of all the eggs in the nest (completely disproportionate to the bird no less), makes absolutely no sense. If you miss it you lose the game? I'm confused less with the game and more why I played it.
Play Penguin Overlords Penguin Overlords Jul. 21, 2011
Fun Fact: Penguins use Dippin Dots for currency.
Play Swords & Potions Swords & Potions Jun. 27, 2011
So wait a minute... I can't just play this game? I have to wait to get "days" to play it? What is this, Vampire Wars? I don't come to Kongregate for some developer to try and scam the crap out of me. I was really falling in love with this game, then my "days" ran out and now I see why the comment boards are blowing up. What crap.
Play Touch me softly Touch me softly Jun. 22, 2011
*sigh* Yup. Fell for it, and was disappointed that the game was so bad. I don't know why I even bothered...
Play Max Mesiria Chp2 RPG Max Mesiria Chp2 RPG Jun. 08, 2011
Enjoyable, but no mute?...
Play Valthirian Arc Valthirian Arc May. 16, 2011
First quest after the tutorial, the four star wolf quest. Completed. Booya!
Play Champions of chaos Champions of chaos Jan. 03, 2011
I'm shocked that I don't see anything in the highest rated comments about the spelling errors...