GunTaeKwonDo: who thinkss they could survive a zombie apocolypse
supermunk: ME'
GunTaeKwonDo: prove it take my zombie survival test :D
GunTaeKwonDo: ready?
SirSpoogie: zombie ate him
SirSpoogie: i have a swiss army knife so i'll survive anything
GunTaeKwonDo: dude
GunTaeKwonDo: you need the right gear
GunTaeKwonDo: you will die with only that
SirSpoogie: i survived a tornado with it
GunTaeKwonDo: all yyou need for a tornado is an underground bunker
GunTaeKwonDo: like me
SirSpoogie: no way i was standing in a tree with my swiss army knife
GunTaeKwonDo: well i used a bunker
GunTaeKwonDo: it is loaded with hatchets, machetes, rifles, and lots more
GunTaeKwonDo: and food and water and ammo
SirSpoogie: you can't survive a zombie outbreak in a bunker
GunTaeKwonDo: yes you can
GunTaeKwonDo: they cant break metal
GunTaeKwonDo: nor can they di
SirSpoogie: but they can out wait you
GunTaeKwonDo: g
GunTaeKwonDo: dig*
GunTaeKwonDo: i have food
GunTaeKwonDo: for
SirSpoogie: you'll run out of food
GunTaeKwonDo: 10 years
GunTaeKwonDo: non
GunTaeKwonDo: perishable
GunTaeKwonDo: and the same for water
SirSpoogie: so you'll die in 10 years and 7 weeks
GunTaeKwonDo: nope
SirSpoogie: 10 years and 3 days
GunTaeKwonDo: ill shoot them through a barrel-sized hole
GunTaeKwonDo: they will soon be dead
GunTaeKwonDo: and ill have a team
SirSpoogie: by then you'll have a swarm all around you you'll never get out
GunTaeKwonDo: they will eventually rot away to nothingess
GunTaeKwonDo: it takes only 1 year for that
SirSpoogie: your better off on the second or third floor of a building with all that food with the stairs cut out
SirSpoogie: zombies rot really slow and there have been studies done that they may not rot at all
GunTaeKwonDo: they are rotting corpses
GunTaeKwonDo: the quarter life makes them rot 5 times faster
SirSpoogie: rotting moving corpses
GunTaeKwonDo: and all the movin stuff
SirSpoogie: witha virus that made them alive
GunTaeKwonDo: and food
SirSpoogie: that keeps them perserved
GunTaeKwonDo: it makes them rot super fast
GunTaeKwonDo: nope
SirSpoogie: its true
GunTaeKwonDo: it makes them rot faster
SirSpoogie: it preserves them
GunTaeKwonDo: they rot in 1 year of turning
GunTaeKwonDo: thats the maximum ever studied
SirSpoogie: they last longer then spam in a can
GunTaeKwonDo: nope
SirSpoogie: even if they all die you'll still be trapped in a hole with a mountain of bones on top of the hatch
SirSpoogie: and you wont be able to open it from malnutrition
GunTaeKwonDo: ill use the bull dozer
SirSpoogie: you have a bull dozer in your bunker?
GunTaeKwonDo: and the hatch
GunTaeKwonDo: nope its outside next to the hatch
GunTaeKwonDo: that leads outside
SirSpoogie: its not going to run after ten years of sitting around
GunTaeKwonDo: dude it will be used alot
SirSpoogie: there will be too many zombies arond
GunTaeKwonDo: we will use it to save cities and to hunt and to store food from scavening
SirSpoogie: you wont get out of your hole
GunTaeKwonDo: 10 times a week
GunTaeKwonDo: ssir you just a bitchass
SirSpoogie: a zombie will be waiting behind the hatch and bite your hands
GunTaeKwonDo: nope
GunTaeKwonDo: theres a ladder
GunTaeKwonDo: and a window
SirSpoogie: the hatch will be made of glass?
GunTaeKwonDo: and they would have to bigger then a building
GunTaeKwonDo: to et over the wall
GunTaeKwonDo: and they cant climbs hills
GunTaeKwonDo: that go straight
SirSpoogie: so you have a wall already surrounding your bunker?
GunTaeKwonDo: and we have
GunTaeKwonDo: retractable ramp
GunTaeKwonDo: yes
SirSpoogie: did you make sure to get your bulldozer inside the wall before you made it?
jacob109: Tramps.
SirSpoogie: he's so full of shit he had to go poop
Kristine6475: what the heck... I was playing GemCraft yesterday and I had the premium edition and today it's gone??
GunTaeKwonDo: computer disconnected
GunTaeKwonDo: and sir where were we?
SirSpoogie: you had to go poop
GunTaeKwonDo: no
SirSpoogie: and a zombie bit you
GunTaeKwonDo: computer disconnected
GunTaeKwonDo: and
GunTaeKwonDo: i have a working toilet there
SirSpoogie: now your a zombie with his pants down
SirSpoogie: you'll never make it as a zombie now
GunTaeKwonDo: dude im not a zombie
GunTaeKwonDo: i killed all the ones in my area YEARS ago
SirSpoogie: thats what the zombie said when he killed my father
GunTaeKwonDo: then you zombie fails
lexirules12: hey
SirSpoogie: i swiss army knifed him
GunTaeKwonDo: i always shoot them
SirSpoogie: thats the worst thing to do
SirSpoogie: 1. you can't shoot forever
SirSpoogie: 2. you attract more zombies
SirSpoogie: 3. repeat
GunTaeKwonDo: dude
GunTaeKwonDo: without a gun
GunTaeKwonDo: ranged is out
GunTaeKwonDo: without ranged
GunTaeKwonDo: you only have melee
jacob109: Melee, is the best.
GunTaeKwonDo: only melee equals you will eventually be eaten
SirSpoogie: not if you have a long melee and your stranding on the second floor
Kristine6475: Spoogie is right... knives never run out of ammo
SirSpoogie: you just stand there and poke the zombies with a sharp stick
GunTaeKwonDo: but sharp objects suck
fearden: Arrows don't run out ether
jacob109: Lmao
GunTaeKwonDo: want a melee weapon?
SirSpoogie: hell you could tie a cinder block to a rope and just drop it on the zombie from the second floor
Kristine6475: yeah, until you run out of arrows......?
GunTaeKwonDo: get a long blunt
SirSpoogie: aroorws do run out
SirSpoogie: because you have to make them
SirSpoogie: arrows
SirSpoogie: can't make arrows while surrounded by zombies
GunTaeKwonDo: bows suck
GunTaeKwonDo: even more then sharp objects
SirSpoogie: better then a gun, guns are only good if your moving away from where you shot it and fast
GunTaeKwonDo: nope
SirSpoogie: yes
GunTaeKwonDo: even modern zombies die with a headshot
fearden: sling shot ammo all over the place
GunTaeKwonDo: all of them do
GunTaeKwonDo: thats the only way to kill them
Kristine6475: ...until you run out of ammo
GunTaeKwonDo: head destroyed
SirSpoogie: it just attracts more zombies and eventually there will be a sworm
GunTaeKwonDo: kristine is right
GunTaeKwonDo: sir you stupid
SirSpoogie: no i'm right
Kristine6475: Excuse me I'm not on your side
Kristine6475: Spoogie is right.
SirSpoogie: your not thinking
GunTaeKwonDo: If zombies arent already there then they else where either being killed or having a meal
fearden: depending on area you have choice of weapons, good game to pratice Zombie survival is Dead Raising
GunTaeKwonDo: another one: dead frontier
GunTaeKwonDo: die2nite=NO WAY
Kristine6475: Yeah but how often in the real world can you actually attach two chainsaws to a motorcycle...
GunTaeKwonDo: it sucks at preparation
GunTaeKwonDo: thats correct
fearden: Dead frontier lack something, not as good as Dead raising
GunTaeKwonDo: i know
GunTaeKwonDo: ut they working on it
GunTaeKwonDo: soon
Kristine6475: I have never heard anyone mention Die2Night other than my boyfriend. Cool
SirSpoogie: if you could set the settings to death on one bite then dead rising would be good
GunTaeKwonDo: they gonna have insides to barricade and lode in and other stuff
GunTaeKwonDo: its die2nite
GunTaeKwonDo: thats actually how you spell
Kristine6475: holy crap does it matter
Kristine6475: -_-
GunTaeKwonDo: i know
GunTaeKwonDo: it does
SirSpoogie: zombies are serious business
GunTaeKwonDo: i know
GunTaeKwonDo: when they invade
GunTaeKwonDo: you better learn how to survivee
SirSpoogie: thats the thing with zombies they don't invade they just become
Kristine6475: its survive
Kristine6475: thats actually how you spell
Kristine6475: -_-
someHippy: that's*
GunTaeKwonDo: step one-power tools et you killed, so does hand to hand combat
Kristine6475: I was copying him hippy lol
someHippy: and i think you forget to say it
someHippy: spell it
someHippy: lol
Kristine6475: intentional mistakes are intentional.
someHippy: also
someHippy: hai
someHippy: =o]
Kristine6475: lol hai
someHippy: are there ads before games now?
SirSpoogie: some games
Kristine6475: sometimes
Kristine6475: has been for me for a while
GunTaeKwonDo: i wish i coukd use gemcrafting spells irl
GunTaeKwonDo: could*
fearden: anything to noisy is not a good idea, only if you have a good distant from the horde and can lose the horde is it a good idea to noisy weapons
someHippy: I just realized i've been having to wait for games to load, i just get a blackscreen, no ads
GunTaeKwonDo: unless its only way
fearden: Use^
GunTaeKwonDo: if i could use gemcrafting spells in real life.
GunTaeKwonDo: then i would pown
fearden: I you get to a point the only thing you have is a noisy weapon, good chance your not looking so great
GunTaeKwonDo: and the zombies would die, again
someHippy: what type of silent weapons do you foresee using against zombies?
GunTaeKwonDo: PPM Pistol Silenced
GunTaeKwonDo: MP5 Silenced
GunTaeKwonDo: Bazooka, SIlenced
Kristine6475: silenced weapons are far from silenced.
someHippy: Where are you going to procure these items?
Kristine6475: Real life isn't like in the movies.
GunTaeKwonDo: i akready have them
GunTaeKwonDo: besides the bazooka
someHippy: No you don't
GunTaeKwonDo: already*
GunTaeKwonDo: yah i do
someHippy: noone that would type the word "pown
someHippy: " owns something like that
someHippy: no you don't
GunTaeKwonDo: yes i do
someHippy: ...
fearden: lol any melee blunt weapon base ball bat, axe
Kristine6475: That shit is so illega.
Kristine6475: l*
GunTaeKwonDo: fear thats correct
fearden: etc.
GunTaeKwonDo: besides
someHippy: well it is illegal in most places
GunTaeKwonDo: a fire extingusher
someHippy: there is one place it could be legal
someHippy: uhh
GunTaeKwonDo: that sucks miserably
someHippy: montana?
GunTaeKwonDo: cold doesnt freeze zombbies
GunTaeKwonDo: zombies*
someHippy: you can have anything there, as long as it is manufactured there, and doesn't leave the state
someHippy: i think
someHippy: right?
someHippy: any legal scholars in here? hahahahahaha
SirSpoogie: its legal in some places but its a pain in the ass to get it with a huge waiting list and i don't know anywhere that lets ten year olds buy guns
someHippy: i'm gonna go do the dishes now
someHippy: lol
fearden: Cold only slow down zombies
someHippy: i think it's montana though
someHippy: later i'll google it
SirSpoogie: i'll have the info for you when you get back
GunTaeKwonDo: im not 10
someHippy: fearden... what about at 0 degrees kelving?
someHippy: that would stop them right?
SirSpoogie: no
someHippy: er
someHippy: kelvin*
SirSpoogie: they thaw out
SirSpoogie: you'd have to smash them
someHippy: right... dishes
SirSpoogie: not the dishes
SirSpoogie: smash not
GunTaeKwonDo: grab a t-shirt launcher
jacob109: Hmm
GunTaeKwonDo: buy all the dishes you find
Kristine6475: 0 kelvin is physically unattainable.
GunTaeKwonDo: wa la
GunTaeKwonDo: you have
GunTaeKwonDo: a decemt
GunTaeKwonDo: decent*
GunTaeKwonDo: weapon
Kristine6475: except dishes are heavy
Kristine6475: and eventually your position would be overrun.
GunTaeKwonDo: i know
GunTaeKwonDo: i said decent
SirSpoogie: specially when your in a hole
GunTaeKwonDo: only use it if need
GunTaeKwonDo: needed*
GunTaeKwonDo: a bunker
GunTaeKwonDo: is not
GunTaeKwonDo: a hole
Kristine6475: why
Kristine6475: are you
SirSpoogie: oh its a hole
Kristine6475: talking like
Kristine6475: this
GunTaeKwonDo: nope
someHippy: so yeah... dishes in about ten minutes when i have hot water
someHippy: hate this apartment
Kristine6475: thats so annoying -_-
GunTaeKwonDo: i bought a trailer last night
GunTaeKwonDo: and im only 13
SirSpoogie: 10 states ban suppressors plus D.C. others its a long waiting list and a big tax
Kristine6475: 13... that explains all of your logical fallacies so far...
GunTaeKwonDo: dude i know all about zombies
GunTaeKwonDo: movies, books, and all that stuff
Kristine6475: oh yah, cuz that's aalllll representative of real life
Kristine6475: -_-
GunTaeKwonDo: i do it in free time
SirSpoogie: so all the time?
animalbeast102: im a monster
GunTaeKwonDo: no i go to school
GunTaeKwonDo: annd i kind of have to work if im living alone
SirSpoogie: zombie survival school?
Kristine6475: so, 18/24 hours a day?
Kristine6475: 13 year olds live alone?
GunTaeKwonDo: no regular school
animalbeast102: fujdfsjfhuDC
GunTaeKwonDo: i ran away from home
Kristine6475: You're an idiot.
animalbeast102: YUP
SirSpoogie: and he has to support his three kids
animalbeast102: WOW
GunTaeKwonDo: no i live alone
Kristine6475: You're 13 and you live alone and you own multiple suppressed weapons
animalbeast102: OK
GunTaeKwonDo: no
Kristine6475: Lying is a sin you know.
animalbeast102: OK
SirSpoogie: while maintaining a hole and his bulldozer
GunTaeKwonDo: actually i lied about the weapons
someHippy: yeah.. i don't have a shower
GunTaeKwonDo: and the bulldozer
animalbeast102: HGFDSHHGASKHGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
Kristine6475: animalbeast shut the hell up.
SirSpoogie: no way! you lied to me about your bulldozer?
someHippy: an old porcelain ( i think) pedestal tub
Kristine6475: I've always wanted a pedestal tub
someHippy: also i have really shitty intenret
someHippy: internet too
SirSpoogie: i want a soaking tub
chriss43444: hey
animalbeast102: HEY SOME HIIPPY
GunTaeKwonDo: and i work at a bunch of resturaunts
GunTaeKwonDo: a.k.a 3
GunTaeKwonDo: XD
GunTaeKwonDo: part time'
SirSpoogie: or a walk in tub those are funny
GunTaeKwonDo: per week total, i get 159 dollars
SirSpoogie: human dollars?
Kazecuden: KRIS!
GunTaeKwonDo: yah
fearden: Give me a machete, a light machine gun with silencer, and one long range rifle, and a small billy club, I will survive for a long time
Kazecuden: Still playing Gemcraft, I see.
fdsasdf: leafy greeny spendy money?
GunTaeKwonDo: yah
Kazecuden: How many hours per week is that?
GunTaeKwonDo: total, 75
Kristine6475: hi kaze
SirSpoogie: machete might get stuck in a spine or rib i'd have a bat and a hammer
Kazecuden: Kris, are you drunk today? DL
chriss43444: i luve games
Kazecuden: D:*
Kristine6475: uhm, I haven't played in weeks... but usually in the neighbourhood of 140 :P
Kazecuden: Lol. XD
GunTaeKwonDo: all i need my dad's old MP5, ammo, and my trailer to survive
Kristine6475: I haven't slept in 29 hours :D
SirSpoogie: survive for 3 days
Kazecuden: I was actually asking GunTaeKwanDo how many hours per week he works to earn $159.
Kristine6475: Gun, you have lost ALL credibility
Kristine6475: You might as well give up.
GunTaeKwonDo: 75 hours
Kristine6475: He's 13, lives on his own, and owns multiple silenced weapons
Kristine6475: works 75 hours a week AND goes to school
SirSpoogie: and takes care of his three kids
GunTaeKwonDo: no id ont
Kristine6475: So you get paid in the neighbourhood of $2.50/hour
Kristine6475: That's illegal in all states.
GunTaeKwonDo: I DONT HAVE ****IN KIDS I DONT HAVE WEAPONS AND I DONT HAVE A BULLDOZER
Kazecuden: I have a bulldozer.
Kristine6475: Nor do you live alone, work 75 hours a week and attend regular school
Kazecuden: And kids.
SirSpoogie: i don't believe you
GunTaeKwonDo: well i have a crowbar and baseball bat
GunTaeKwonDo: and i do kristine
SirSpoogie: i think you have a bulldozer
SirSpoogie: and kids
GunTaeKwonDo: no i dont\
SirSpoogie: are you sure?
GunTaeKwonDo: i live alone, that means i have no wife=no kids
fdsasdf: gun you have a bulldozer and kids?
Kristine6475: YOU'RE 13
GunTaeKwonDo: and i dont have anouh money
Kristine6475: HOLY CRAP
GunTaeKwonDo: enough*
SirSpoogie: have you checked your bunker hole?
GunTaeKwonDo: money for a bulldozer
GunTaeKwonDo: i have
fearden: ???
SirSpoogie: 3 testicles
GunTaeKwonDo: its 3 miles from my trailer
GunTaeKwonDo: SIR WTF
SirSpoogie: do you drive you ferrari to your trailer?
GunTaeKwonDo: IM GONNA KICK YOU IN THE GROIN IF I SEE YOU
GunTaeKwonDo: no
Kristine6475: None of us take you seriously, you know that right?
GunTaeKwonDo: i have no car
SirSpoogie: i consider bulldozers cars
fdsasdf: then how do you take your kids to school
GunTaeKwonDo: i dont have kids
fdsasdf: oh wait...the bus
GunTaeKwonDo: i have no ****in kids
GunTaeKwonDo: now STFU
Kristine6475: You don't bring your silenced MP5 on the bus do you?
GunTaeKwonDo: and i also have a t-shirt launcher
animalbeast102: FFFFFDD
GunTaeKwonDo: I DONT HAVE A MP5!!!
SirSpoogie: i'm jealous
GunTaeKwonDo: MY DAD DID
SirSpoogie: but it melted in the sun
Kristine6475: Do people with silenced weapons get priority seating?
GunTaeKwonDo: stfu
SirSpoogie: they get to sit in the front
GunTaeKwonDo: you little
GunTaeKwonDo: bitch ass
Kristine6475: oh yeah
SirSpoogie: with their kids
Kristine6475: keep throwing those big words at me baby
GunTaeKwonDo: bitch asses*
fdsasdf: whoa, what if your kids heard you talking like that
Kristine6475: I love it when people cuss.
GunTaeKwonDo: i dont have kids
GunTaeKwonDo: its called swearing
Kristine6475: It's also called cussing.
SirSpoogie: never heard of it
Kristine6475: I hope your kids don't have such foul mouths
SirSpoogie: they'd attract zombies
GunTaeKwonDo: for the last ****in time
SirSpoogie: to your hole
GunTaeKwonDo: i live ina trailer
Kristine6475: They'd have to use grandad's MP5 to make it through the night
GunTaeKwonDo: alone
GunTaeKwonDo: I DONT HAVE KIDS IM ****ING THIRTEEN
Kristine6475: Please, you having kids is the only credible part of the story
SirSpoogie: lol i like how you keep yelling about things no ones mentioned in awhile
Kristine6475: You might as well run with what you've been given
Kristine6475: I'm sure it would hurt them to know they've been denied...
GunTaeKwonDo: i dont have kids
GunTaeKwonDo: its not a story
SirSpoogie: i think you do
SirSpoogie: thats why you keep saying you don't
GunTaeKwonDo: i live alone, in a trailer, with a crowbar and baseball and a t-shirt launcher, i work 74 hours a week and et 159 dollars a week.
Kristine6475: You said 75
Kristine6475: You need to keep your story straight you know
Kristine6475: You must be lying about the kids too.
GunTaeKwonDo: 75*
GunTaeKwonDo: jsut
GunTaeKwonDo: just
fdsasdf: probably trying to get a tax ride off by filing for dependents
GunTaeKwonDo: STFU
Kristine6475: However, I do understand why your parents would leave you there
SirSpoogie: 75 kids in a trailer is a lot of kids in a trailer
GunTaeKwonDo: i dont
GunTaeKwonDo: i work
Kristine6475: If their grandkids are half as stupid as you, they must be glad to be free of you
GunTaeKwonDo: 75 hours
GunTaeKwonDo: i have 0 kids
GunTaeKwonDo: i 13
Comrade_Somnios: SirSpoogie: 75 kids in a trailer is a lot of kids in a trailer
SirSpoogie: must be true
SirSpoogie: i said it
GunTaeKwonDo: i have a t-shirt launcher crowbar and baseball bat, and i go to school
Comrade_Somnios: It's on TLC right?
Kristine6475: /comerade_somnios it started with this guntaekwondo kid arguing about what's the best way to fight zombies, and he's got silenced weapons, and blah blah
Kristine6475: BAHAHAHA
Kristine6475: fuuck.
Comrade_Somnios: Fail, kris, fail
SirSpoogie: he works 75 hours a week
fdsasdf: stine you fool!
SirSpoogie: and has a bulldozer
SirSpoogie: and a hole
Kristine6475: and silenced weapons
SirSpoogie: with glass windows
Kristine6475: and a t-shirt launcher that's the most important part
GunTaeKwonDo: i dont have bulldozer or guns
Kristine6475: but he's 13
SirSpoogie: what about a hole?
GunTaeKwonDo: only baseball bat, crowbar, and t-shirt launcher
GunTaeKwonDo: its a bunker
Kristine6475: and has lots of kids and he works 75 hours a week at $2.50 an hour to support them
Kristine6475: while going to school
GunTaeKwonDo: and i have a shovel
GunTaeKwonDo: i have 0 kids
SirSpoogie: lol now he has a shovel
Kristine6475: It's a truly inspirational story you know.
fdsasdf: his kids ride the bus, also
fdsasdf: get front sets
GunTaeKwonDo: STFU YOU LITTLE SHITBAGS
Comrade_Somnios: Watch out guys, we're dealing with a badass over here.
Kristine6475: he's got a silenced MP5
Kristine6475: he said he had a silenced bazooka too but I think that was a lie...
SirSpoogie: no way
SirSpoogie: that can't be a lie
SirSpoogie: i put too much faith in that being true
SirSpoogie: hopefully he has a bazooka safe so his kids don't play with it
GunTaeKwonDo: i have a trailer, shvoel crowbar, bunker job, school, im 13 i live alone
Kristine6475: you have a bunker job? that sounds cool
Kristine6475: do you dig them with your bulldozer/
aleccat: i... do i even WANT to know?
Kristine6475: bunkers are just holes in the ground right?
SirSpoogie: bunker but i hardly know her
GunTaeKwonDo: bunker, job*
GunTaeKwonDo: now
GunTaeKwonDo: no*
Kristine6475: do your kids fit in the bunker too?
GunTaeKwonDo: its an underground room
GunTaeKwonDo: i have no kids
Kristine6475: you can't leave them unprotected
SirSpoogie: with the kids in the picture do you still have enough food and water to last 10 years?
GunTaeKwonDo: thats it im switching chat rooms to the inconspicous box
Kristine6475: They're far more gullible there
Comrade_Somnios: Anyway, all you need to do is Shoryuken a zombie.
Kristine6475: Tell the story again they might believe it.
Comrade_Somnios: he left
Comrade_Somnios: LOL what the hell did I walk into?
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