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Hitler and Pol Pot, unquestionably two of history’s biggest bastards.
I put it to you if you’re not even a little bit offended you haven’t really understood that.
Experts are predicting a global shortage of puppies this Christmas once the catering requirements for Kim Jong-il’s funeral have been confirmed.
I’m a comfort eater with too many cats, also known as ‘happily single.’
Recently I bought a home pregnancy test, turns out that my house is pregnant. I’m delighted, I’m having a shed.
If you’ve never seen a Punch and Judy show, I don’t want to spoil it for you, but the man behind the curtain is a paedophile.
If you had to choose between saving your own life and saving a loved one, most people agree… That it’d be a terrific game show.
As a child, wetting the bed is the most embarrassing, as an adult, wetting a child’s bed is mortifying.
We didn’t have paedophiles when I was a kid, we had to buy our own sweets.
What sort of person would go out for the evening leaving a young girl at home alone?
and whereabouts would they live?
Kim Jong-un has been announced as his father’s first successor, to be followed by his brother, Kim Jong-deux, who will be followed by Kim Jong-trois, and so on…
If a man says he enjoys long walks in the countryside, it might mean he’s a romantic soul, it’s more likely he’s saying “they’ll never find your body.”
Me and my two mates had a crazy idea of doing something that was related to our surnames, so the next day we went for it.
Well that was a miscalculation.
I smoke far too many cigarettes these days and it’s affecting the kids’ health, so I’m giving them up.
Anyone recommend a decent adoption agency?
Say what you like about the Make-a-Wish foundation, they can work to a deadline.
A lot of people believe paedophiles shouldn’t be allowed to live anywhere near schools, but it does reduce their carbon footprint.
I went to a party last night. I thought I looked pretty smart, but some Jewish wanker said, “The ’70s called… They want their shirt back!”
I said, “The ‘40s called… Your shower’s ready.”
I disregard the truth and acquire bitches on a daily basis before dying from mutant chlamydia and respawning in your mother’s panty draw.
To be honest, I’m just glad I could get this username before it was taken.
Get off my profile you smelly chucklefuck.