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If you really want to hear about it, the first thing you´ll probably want to know is where I was born, and what my lousy childhood was like, and how my parents were occupied and all before they had me, and all that David Copperfield kind of crap, but I don´t feel like going into it, if you want to know the truth.

J.D. Salinger, the CATCHER in the RYE

And if you really want to know it, I´m a freak. I have a little ballerina inside my head. She has a rifle, if you want to hear it. She´s shooting around when she´s in the mood, so be warned. You know, she already shot a few holes in my skull, and sometimes a bullet will fly out of these holes and it´ll hit you.

And if you really want to hear about it, some day, she´ll blast my skullcap away and then I´ll fetch her and play with her…