CorduroyBear's Comments

Comment

Submachine 8: the Plan

Play Submachine 8: the Plan

Oct. 01, 2012

Rating: 102

I love the series and this game was awesomely designed, but I can't help feeling that we're going to be left without any explanations story-wise at the end of Sub10. You just can't cram all the answers into two or even three games after giving so many leads over the course of so many years. I loved this game but I really hope such a promising series doesn't end up like Lost. :(

Strike Force Heroes

Play Strike Force Heroes

Jul. 16, 2012

Rating: -1

lol @ dancingcat.gif in the list of files obtained at the end of Intelligence

Strike Force Heroes

Play Strike Force Heroes

Jul. 16, 2012

Rating: 6

Love the game (it's certainly better than Raze), but I feel that the huge amount of grinding necessary to get through later levels takes away some of the power of the narrative. When I'm replaying the same fights to the point of memorizing all the dialogue, I usually don't pay attention to the intros or the endings or remember what happened in previous levels. 4/5

Zombotron 2

Play Zombotron 2

Jul. 12, 2012

Rating: 2

kinda downer ending, but an excellent game overall.

Papa's Wingeria

Play Papa's Wingeria

Jun. 14, 2012

Rating: 1

He should have known the wheel was rigged.

Formula Racer 2012

Play Formula Racer 2012

May. 05, 2012

Rating: 2

Why do games like this even need brakes? :D

Pretentious Game

Play Pretentious Game

Apr. 28, 2012

Rating: 0

This is beautiful. Imagine making this and having the final message be an "Will you marry me?" to someone. LOVED IT. 5/5

Stealth Hunter 2

Play Stealth Hunter 2

Apr. 04, 2012

Rating: 0

Does anyone else think that the first part of level 15 is impossible? D:

Papa's Pancakeria

Play Papa's Pancakeria

Mar. 12, 2012

Rating: 5

PROTIP: During the first few weeks, when you have relatively few customers and even fewer ingredients, it's always a good idea to make a few pancakes and waffles before they're ordered to get ahead.

Papa's Pancakeria

Play Papa's Pancakeria

Mar. 12, 2012

Rating: 52

As word of his food chain's horrifying work conditions spreads across the country, Papa is forced to use more ingenious schemes than ever to con teens into working for him.

Papa's Pancakeria

Play Papa's Pancakeria

Mar. 12, 2012

Rating: 25

I'd think that a barbecue-flavored gum dispenser in the lobby would scare away more customers than it attracted. Of course, these are people who order bacon pancakes with blueberries, honey, and iced decaf for breakfast, so...

Papa's Pancakeria

Play Papa's Pancakeria

Mar. 10, 2012

Rating: 1059

PAPA'S: Since 1988, leading the market for obsessive-compulsive customers.

Papa's Pancakeria

Play Papa's Pancakeria

Mar. 10, 2012

Rating: 55

Since when does decorating the inside of your shop like a yard sale improve your customers' patience?

DuckLife 4

Play DuckLife 4

Feb. 23, 2012

Rating: 1

At first I thought the saucepan hat was a meat cleaver lol

DuckLife 4

Play DuckLife 4

Feb. 23, 2012

Rating: 3

The team name randomizer is just hilarious. "Tasty Bulls" and "Wacky Winners" are my favorites. :)

Super Samurai Sweeper

Play Super Samurai Sweeper

Feb. 10, 2012

Rating: -1

So awesome that I can see this on the front page and immediately think "nerdook"

Cuboy: Cubeture 2

Play Cuboy: Cubeture 2

Jan. 28, 2012

Rating: 3

Well worth the wait. I loved this game, and I don't mean to demean it, but I thought the funniest part is the way Cuboy has to make huge detours in order to get around obstacles. At one time, I clicked on the forest when the ram was occupying the entrance - Cuboy had to go all the way around the forest to get in. 5/5

My "Dear" Boss

Play My "Dear" Boss

Jan. 24, 2012

Rating: 2

I waited till the end to spend the 50k on the extra kick and ended up unable to get the achievement because I'd already upgraded everything else. :(

Freeway Fury 2

Play Freeway Fury 2

Jan. 21, 2012

Rating: 9

This guy has all the qualifications (and the balls) to be a gymnast, a car racer, a stuntsman, a spy, a bank robber, or an astronaut. Small wonder he's so frustrated at being locked up in traffic.

Freeway Fury 2

Play Freeway Fury 2

Jan. 17, 2012

Rating: 3

This game always makes me feel bad for crashing and burning a school bus. You can hear their cries, you know. :(