CorduroyBear's Comments

Game Comments
Play Submachine 8: the Plan Submachine 8: the Plan Oct. 01, 2012
I love the series and this game was awesomely designed, but I can't help feeling that we're going to be left without any explanations story-wise at the end of Sub10. You just can't cram all the answers into two or even three games after giving so many leads over the course of so many years. I loved this game but I really hope such a promising series doesn't end up like Lost. :(
Play Strike Force Heroes Strike Force Heroes Jul. 16, 2012
lol @ dancingcat.gif in the list of files obtained at the end of Intelligence
Play Strike Force Heroes Strike Force Heroes Jul. 16, 2012
Love the game (it's certainly better than Raze), but I feel that the huge amount of grinding necessary to get through later levels takes away some of the power of the narrative. When I'm replaying the same fights to the point of memorizing all the dialogue, I usually don't pay attention to the intros or the endings or remember what happened in previous levels. 4/5
Play Zombotron 2 Zombotron 2 Jul. 12, 2012
kinda downer ending, but an excellent game overall.
Play Papa's Wingeria Papa's Wingeria Jun. 14, 2012
He should have known the wheel was rigged.
Play Formula Racer 2012 Formula Racer 2012 May. 05, 2012
Why do games like this even need brakes? :D
Play Pretentious Game Pretentious Game Apr. 28, 2012
This is beautiful. Imagine making this and having the final message be an "Will you marry me?" to someone. LOVED IT. 5/5
Play Stealth Hunter 2 Stealth Hunter 2 Apr. 04, 2012
Does anyone else think that the first part of level 15 is impossible? D:
Play Papa's Pancakeria Papa's Pancakeria Mar. 12, 2012
PROTIP: During the first few weeks, when you have relatively few customers and even fewer ingredients, it's always a good idea to make a few pancakes and waffles before they're ordered to get ahead.
Play Papa's Pancakeria Papa's Pancakeria Mar. 12, 2012
As word of his food chain's horrifying work conditions spreads across the country, Papa is forced to use more ingenious schemes than ever to con teens into working for him.
Play Papa's Pancakeria Papa's Pancakeria Mar. 12, 2012
I'd think that a barbecue-flavored gum dispenser in the lobby would scare away more customers than it attracted. Of course, these are people who order bacon pancakes with blueberries, honey, and iced decaf for breakfast, so...
Play Papa's Pancakeria Papa's Pancakeria Mar. 10, 2012
PAPA'S: Since 1988, leading the market for obsessive-compulsive customers.
Play Papa's Pancakeria Papa's Pancakeria Mar. 10, 2012
Since when does decorating the inside of your shop like a yard sale improve your customers' patience?
Play DuckLife 4 DuckLife 4 Feb. 23, 2012
At first I thought the saucepan hat was a meat cleaver lol
Play DuckLife 4 DuckLife 4 Feb. 23, 2012
The team name randomizer is just hilarious. "Tasty Bulls" and "Wacky Winners" are my favorites. :)
Play Super Samurai Sweeper Super Samurai Sweeper Feb. 10, 2012
So awesome that I can see this on the front page and immediately think "nerdook"
Play Cuboy: Cubeture 2 Cuboy: Cubeture 2 Jan. 28, 2012
Well worth the wait. I loved this game, and I don't mean to demean it, but I thought the funniest part is the way Cuboy has to make huge detours in order to get around obstacles. At one time, I clicked on the forest when the ram was occupying the entrance - Cuboy had to go all the way around the forest to get in. 5/5
Play My "Dear" Boss My "Dear" Boss Jan. 24, 2012
I waited till the end to spend the 50k on the extra kick and ended up unable to get the achievement because I'd already upgraded everything else. :(
Play Freeway Fury 2 Freeway Fury 2 Jan. 21, 2012
This guy has all the qualifications (and the balls) to be a gymnast, a car racer, a stuntsman, a spy, a bank robber, or an astronaut. Small wonder he's so frustrated at being locked up in traffic.
Play Freeway Fury 2 Freeway Fury 2 Jan. 17, 2012
This game always makes me feel bad for crashing and burning a school bus. You can hear their cries, you know. :(