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About me

“Beware the Nice Ones”
I figure I should actually put in something somewhat serious into here, seeing as how I have nothing better to do.

My name is Faye R. I’m a 24 year old Canadian (Age in profile is incorrect because I’m stupid.) who isn’t the brightest crayon in the box. I live with a 16 year old who’s parents have entrusted me with her. Her parents are family friends, who also live quite a distance away. The school in their small town closed down due to health issues, and they’re quite poor people. They had no other means to get their daughter to school, so, they came to me. I’m housing her for the rest of her high school years. I also have a four year old cat. He is brown with white and black patches all about him, with entirely white paws. He is relatively small, and ironically named Amadeus.

I’m quite the eccentric, and I prefer not to go into details on how, at least, in a public forum such as this. If you want to talk to me further, please feel free to PM me.

My musical preferences are quite varied. I enjoy any kind of music, as long as it has a good sound. More often than not, I find myself gravitating towards techno, J-core, speedcore, and dubstep. I listen to metal, classical and orchestral music from time to time as well.

I’ve been told I have a fair deal of anger issues. Not that I’m angered very easily, but when I am enraged, that I do not come out that fury for a long time. During such a fury, I feel the need to nitpick every last error anybody may perform. I apologize in advance for this.

However, that being said, I try to keep a polite and kind composure to myself. I do have minor outbursts from time to time, as most every person does. I try to refrain from lashing out, and it’s quite easy to tell when I’m annoyed, and when I’m enraged. Once more, I apologize.

If you are going to talk to me and wish to get to know me better, I advise you leave a strong first impression. I meed a fair deal of people every day, in real life, and over the internet, and have a hard time actually remembering each individual. If you are offended if I cannot remember you, then please, leave a strong impression.

To kill time, I find myself either playing games (League of Legends, mostly), reading, drawing, listening to music, or taking a nap.

“Out of the night that covers me,
Black as the Pit from pole to pole,
I thank whatever gods may be
For my unconquerable soul.

In the fell clutch of circumstance
I have not winced nor cried aloud.
Under the bludgeonings of chance
My head is bloody, but unbowed.

Beyond this place of wrath and tears
Looms but the Horror of the shade,
And yet the menace of the years
Finds, and shall find, me unafraid.

It matters not how strait the gate,
How charged with punishments the scroll.
I am the master of my fate:
I am the captain of my soul."

  • Member Since: Mar. 18, 2010
  • Last Login: May. 27, 2012
  • Current Points: 4606
  • Comments: 141
  • Forum posts: 91
  • Location: Canada
  • Age: 21
  • Sex: Female
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Tarrx

Mar 6, 2012 12:17pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KLiyglcRcCA
Ahh Sakuya.
Currently playing Genius of Sappherios and the pose before she throws her knives is her idle battle pose. the WRRRRRYYYY! pose is what she does when she activates her Last Word, which buffs all her stats.

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TotalMaverik

Nov 23, 2011 2:14pm

Hallo. This is a shout. =o

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Off_topic

Nov 5, 2010 6:54am

Ah, I see you like Lucky Star too, you may fit in well in OT

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BCLEGENDS Dec 26, 2010 5:18am

OT is for ‘discussion of not-so-serious topics’, not ‘Lucky Star fap-fests’.

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CptnRoflmao Dec 28, 2010 10:43pm

Troll harder.

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BCLEGENDS Dec 29, 2010 2:29am

Maybe I would, if you’d responded more quickly.

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FuzzyBacon

Nov 11, 2010 8:02pm

In case you weren’t planning on checking back on the thread, I left you some advice here.

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