Crisius' Comments

Game Comments
Play Waste Land Jumper Waste Land Jumper Sep. 06, 2013
Crashing at the end of a level is BS.
Play American Racing 2 American Racing 2 May. 30, 2013
Pretty good, but the Slalom Gates level in the 2nd week stops .3 seconds before the end. And for me it's always right as my nose is touching for the 25 gate for a gold. It slows for half a second and then ends abruptly without counting the pass.
Play Arkandian Explorer Arkandian Explorer Nov. 09, 2012
Glitch Found, if you open the equip menu on stairs and accidentally hit "Go Down" it errors and you can only hit head out to leave. You can't do anything else.
Play DriftRunners 3D Beta DriftRunners 3D Beta Aug. 01, 2012
Okay, this is a nice step for the game, but I do think it's a step in the wrong direction. I like the 3D, but I don't like the continuous lap that just ends at some unnamed point. I get that it is supposed to be like a downhill run or just a rally stage, which is great, but there is no explanation for that. I disagree with Cooper though, you have the right concept, you use the handbrake to shift your weight forward before powering over and throwing your ass out there, but none of the corners FEEL like corners with the way the game is presented. If you want it as a rally stage, give us a time limit to win in. If it's a downhill make them 1v1 challenges but open stages with no real record of where you are or what place you are in is just frustrating. The mechanics are good, it sounds good and it looks good. But the game play and presentation need work.
Developer response from LongAnimals

Interesting, thanks. It is, of course, not intended to be realistic in any way, in fact the mechanics started off being more complex, but we trimmed them down to the basics. (always like to have as few keys used as possible, for instance) - it's supposed to be a drifting game for the masses, that's all :)

Play Turbo Golf Turbo Golf Jul. 26, 2012
Really only 2 courses? I played the entire beta and felt there wasn't enough. Oh well.
Play Turbo Golf Turbo Golf Jul. 20, 2012
Okay this is a great game but a few VERY frustrating points. Your aimer says for 100% that it will land in the cup, instead it bounces out of the cup. An opponent though hits it from farther away than you did and they land perfectly in it with no bounces. How in flying **** does that work?
Play Pharaoh's Second Life Pharaoh's Second Life Jul. 10, 2012
This game is an exact copy of a game that came out a couple years back. The only difference is that it has been reskinned.
Play Pigs Will Fly Pigs Will Fly Apr. 03, 2012
I can already see the sequel "Pigs Have Flown"
Play Alp Truck 2 Alp Truck 2 Oct. 24, 2011
The unlocking parts and the timer not resetting bug is not fixed, despite the post the developer made. This needs some serious work. 1/5 for the lack of effort.
Play Alice is Dead Episode 3 Alice is Dead Episode 3 Aug. 22, 2011
with the phone, and seeing the 911 comment, I tried "867-5309" but got a wrong number lol.
Play Sugar, sugar Sugar, sugar Mar. 07, 2011
Made me think of Disney's Sword in the Stone with the automatic sugar scooper... just pouring more and more sugar on since Merlin is too distracted to say when...
Play Bloons Super Monkey Bloons Super Monkey Jun. 10, 2010
only missed the final laser upgrade, but thats a tough tough one to get, since the second to last is 18000 and the last is 12000 I cant imagine being able to get all upgrades.
Play Time Decay Time Decay Jun. 08, 2010
Going into options every level and having to turn the music and sound off EVERY LEVEL is a bit annoying.
Play Penguins Attack TD 2 Penguins Attack TD 2 Apr. 26, 2010
The only complaint I have is some of the spacing on levels is uneven.
Play The Horde 2 The Horde 2 Apr. 24, 2010
All the skins, from the map, to the buildings/towers are all from Warcraft 3 Reign of Chaos/The Frozen Throne. Not a bad way to bring a TD to a flash game though.
Play Viricide Viricide Apr. 21, 2010
5/5 the movie references, the good humour, the nice storyline and the overall gameplay allow this one to go into my favourites ;)
Play Zombie Tower Defense 5 Zombie Tower Defense 5 Apr. 16, 2010
@ ollbert, thats the merchants voice from Resident Evil 4, it's what he says if you tery to purchase something you dont have the money for.
Play Neon Rider Neon Rider Apr. 15, 2010
im sorry but this game gets 2 stars, the leaning is way too sketchy, you pitch forward and back way too quickly in the air. Also there is no way to right yourself, you can flip over for running into an invisible spec, but you cant right yourself at all as if your being held down by an invisible force.
Play Sydney Shark Sydney Shark Apr. 15, 2010
i just dont get this game, it's mindless, boring and utterly pointless. 1/5 stars.
Play Connect It Connect It Apr. 13, 2010
love it, but 20 was alot easier compared to some of the others