Vas te faire foutre.
I hate those people who actually smile at me while I’m buying something at the store like screw you how dare you have a good day in my presence Don’t talk to me either cause shit sucks and if I wanted any lip from you I’d scrape it off my zipper
I take all the drugs, cause I can die slow or I can race you there
Takes both the red and blue pill while laughing maniacally as I set into seizures
If I OD and become a vegetable somebody might eat me
I hate shoes and if that isn’t the dopest shit you’ve ever heard get the fuck out of my face
So I was leaving a restaurant and this guy was walking toward the door so I held it open for him, but he starts going around me instead of going in, so I let the door close, he says thank you, turns around and goes inside awkward
If I pissed you off and you’re only here to make fun of me, and you’re still reading at this point its safe to assume I probably did a good job
“Do you have hot sauce”
Why are you wearing that stupid man suit
If I was a pokemon I’d be a bagon cause I want to hurl myself off a cliff
Kimberly! Jason! Pacquiao! Beverly!
I don’t use periods
Tough titty said the kitty, but the milks still good
There is literally less than a 5% chance that I will friend you.
do you now about naruto? cause i do
I feel like I’m some kind of frankenstein, waiting for a shock to bring me back to life, but I don’t want to waste my time waiting for lightning to strike
Rolf’s tractor is not for sale!
Mary is a librarian.