Once upon a time,
When God still appeared in front of the people.
Bread came falling from the sky.
Some people highly lamented: “Why not meat?”
Meat came falling from the sky.
Some people highly lamented: “Bread was better.”
God came down from the sky.
Until he understands what would make everyone happy, for the time being, he’ll make water fall from the sky.
Rain came falling from the sky.
Everyone highly lamented: “The clothes will get wet.”
Fire came falling from the sky.
Everyone highly lamented: “The houses will burn.”
God came down from the sky.
Until he understands what would make everyone happy, he decides not to make anything fall.
Nothing came falling from the sky.
Some people highly lamented: “We were abandoned by God”.
Many things came falling from the sky.
Some people highly lamented: “Choose the things you’ll make fall”.
A rain of huge rocks came falling from the sky.
With this, the voices of lament finally disappeared.
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