DCJazz's Comments

Game Comments
Play Strike Force Heroes 2 Strike Force Heroes 2 May. 10, 2013
I had to finish the last two missions with a throwing knife. The knife did more damage than any of the guns made available to me. Fix it.
Play One Chance One Chance May. 10, 2013
I get the developer is being artistic, but yeah. Only one playthrough defeats the purpose of it being a game.
Play This is not a minimalist game This is not a minimalist game May. 02, 2013
AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Play No Time To Explain No Time To Explain Jan. 25, 2013
NEVER AGAIN MOM! NEVER AGAIN!!!
Play Bela Kovacs and The Trail of Blood Bela Kovacs and The Trail of Blood Aug. 10, 2012
I would love a sequel to this game. I like the story.
Play Granny Strikes Back Granny Strikes Back Aug. 09, 2012
I like how one of the in-game achievements is "Rich Man" yet we're playing as a "Granny".
Play Wasted Colony Wasted Colony Jul. 30, 2012
I couldn't get past the first day. 2 of the 3 survivors I assigned to build the entertainment kept taking forever, meanwhile all the other survivors kept walking in place at the door away from said entertainment area. So it never got done.
Play Rollercoaster Creator Rollercoaster Creator Jul. 25, 2012
Too easy, incredibly boring, annoying as hell to line stuff up. 1 star for graphics. Also the guy on the menu looks like a fat girl with a fake mustache or something idk.
Play Road of the Dead Road of the Dead Jul. 25, 2012
*gets blown up by carpet bombing* Target hit,but not neutralized... ....Umwat? :3
Play Music Bounce Music Bounce Jul. 25, 2012
For level 17, set the bottom 6 gates to the same beat. Mine were all 4's, for instance.
Play You Have To Burn The Rope You Have To Burn The Rope Jul. 20, 2012
I expected a lame game, but damn...
Play Strike Force Heroes Strike Force Heroes Jul. 18, 2012
1 versus 4 on the next to last level is NOT my idea of FUN.
Play Relive Your Life Relive Your Life Jun. 30, 2012
The sperm minigame doesn't work for me. No matter how much I mash the X key, I end up as a little girl -_-
Play Papa's Pancakeria Papa's Pancakeria Mar. 17, 2012
*doorbell constantly rings as he tries to cook and serve drinks* IT KEEPS HAPPENING!!!
Play Outpost:Haven Outpost:Haven Jan. 03, 2012
It's kind of fun. Except for the part where there's ONLY "High" quality for the game, and the intense lag that comes WITH that "high" quality. Maybe if you'd put options for us 'lower-end' users (or even an OPTIONS MENU IN GENERAL), I'd be able to rate this game higher than 2.
Play Where is 2012? Where is 2012? Dec. 30, 2011
This game was incredibly easy. I beat it in 5 minutes or less.
Play Words and Physics Words and Physics Dec. 12, 2011
Last level pisses me off. Not playing it.
Play Theme Hotel Theme Hotel Dec. 12, 2011
I agree, upgrades would be nice. Such as faster check in time, better food (and more money as a result), etc. Just the little things, you know. Even guests that leave tips would be awesome.
Play Raze 2 Raze 2 Dec. 12, 2011
Oh also, Multiplayer. 'Nuff said.
Play Raze 2 Raze 2 Dec. 12, 2011
My First Mission = Most annoying mission ever, especially since everyone's using Rocket Launchers and stealing my kills. I don't even get points for taking out most the guy's health, ffs.