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About me

Hello my name is Kirk, I took over this account from Dan K. Tolker after he was Raptured on 5/21/11. You were my hero Dan. R.I.P

Hello friend, I’m a devoted Christian who loves to talk about what Christ has done for me and what He can do for all of us if we would only let Him.I am on a mission to help the many lost souls of Kongregate learn how to take a closer walk with my Lord and Savior. In this way I can learn who I really am and become a better person. Life is one heck of a ride but eventhough happiness is fleeting and hurting hearts happen we still survive and God loves us always. Living my life for God is my plan and finding my heart in His loving hands has helped me more than I can imagine. God has blessed me in more ways that I can list or even realize and to share them with the love of my life is all I have ever wanted. My God is an awesome God and He knows what we all need before we do. Praise be to God for all things and Bless everyone as He has blessed me. I can say that I am an ordained minister and I am here for all who want a better understanding of God or a friend to listen to them.

“Blessed are those who are persecuted for righteousness’ sake, for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.” (Matthew 5)

“I can do all things through christ who strengthens me” Phillipians 4:13

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SevenFTW

Apr 26, 2012 10:47am

Go with christ friend

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swest

Sep 3, 2010 6:51am

‘s up dick? Its so good to know others think you are a childish dim-wit. You can preach all you want but know that I know you are false and at best weak. You can’t face up to reality and when it gets nasty you ignore it or run away. Have you ever heard of Christ running away from a problem, or just pretending it wasn’t there? You …

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vichteck Aug 21, 2011 2:44am

I read the first sentences i decided I like this guy too! :D

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ultrament2 Oct 5, 2011 4:38am

I agree with you swest. Dank is another word for dick.

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del2512354

Nov 29, 2009 4:53pm

Don’t listen to that faggot, did you know he once killed EVERYONE on the planet with a giant flood? What an asshole.

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vichteck Aug 21, 2011 2:47am

Yeah he killed you along with your buddies, I watched and ate grapes.

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NightWind Aug 29, 2011 4:52pm

Everyone with the exclusion of Noah and the other scarce believers, thus making your claim invalid, since the known “Everyone” implies entire-plurality.

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TehLord

Nov 29, 2009 4:44pm

You. You my son, I have chosen you to come and aid me in the fight against all that is pure evil. (My sincerest apologies with the name I have chosen. Every other soul in this network has chosen ‘God’ as a name, I shall make sure they have cleansed themselves of all the sins they have ever had.) So will you aid me in my conquest to defe…

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vichteck Aug 21, 2011 2:50am

Look there’s a shout out from Tehlord AND Tehsatan. Man Dan you be famous in the “higher upperclassmen” aren’t you?

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Nov 29, 2009 4:51pm

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vichteck Aug 21, 2011 2:48am

TEM….. sigh it too much typing. You Glued and Paste-ed didn’t you?

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