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About me

I was born in a public toilet, I am the result of drunken secks with a bin. Life was easy, living in a toilet, plenty of water, and solid food. I was happy untill I saw her. She was beautiful, then however I found out she was a man and life for me was over, I left the securiy of the “Out of Order” cubicle and entered City life.

Oh what a shock!, there were no other Cubic people. Just me alone smelling of piss.

My Name : ↁª℞₭㉦ℭ⌽ℓ♆☨ὲ (Courtest of Farrhago) –
“Morituri Te Salutant” -

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Sasum: DarkAcolyte, the stubborn pokemon. Goth type. Attacks: Yell, avoid, annoy. Gender: Unknown. -

Nightingale24: Only good asshole’s a musical asshole.
Ajaxgreater: plays ode to joy on his assmonica
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Sirago: Snape doesn’t fly the Millennium Broomstick on a dangerous mission into Voldemort’s Death Orb -

TehUberAhsem: His veins should bleed erect penises. -
MobyJaws: You were spawned.

  • Member Since: May. 25, 2008
  • Last Login: Apr. 20, 2012
  • Current Points: 5398
  • Comments: 22
  • Forum posts: 0
  • Location: Coventry, England.
  • Age: 22
  • Sex: Male
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Clearing a Path (completed)
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Creature Crawl (completed)
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Bat Bashing (completed)
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Digital Domination (completed)
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Hex Hax (completed)
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Binary Morality (completed)
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Can't Help Falling (completed)
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Beat Boss Battle (completed)
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Toasty! (completed)
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Popping with Firepower (completed)
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Outside the Domes (completed)
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"I'm a Fighter, Not a Bubbler" (completed)
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Icebreaker (completed)
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Unopened Gifts for Explosive Clicks (completed)
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Spin Me Right Round (completed)
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Four's Company (completed)
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I See What You Did There (completed)
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Arcane Academic (completed)
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Human Dictionary (completed)
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Human Dictionary Badge (easy - 5 points)

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Keckers

May 8, 2010 6:33am

You have a woman’s buttocks sir!! I’m good matey, how have you been doing?

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Tasslehoff

Mar 18, 2010 9:42pm

Hey, are you quitting BattleDawn? It’s ok (even good) if you do, because my alliance needs space and I want to steal your crytsalz.

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Livigal1

Jan 12, 2010 12:13am

Hehe, anytime. :)

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Livigal1

Jan 11, 2010 10:34pm

Specialawesomesuperdupernewyearhug :D
Happy New Year! Even if it’s 12 days late. :P

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ParaNoir

Dec 10, 2009 4:13pm

Ahhh, dark boy then ^~

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