Welcome to the Great Wall of Dark Rainy Text
Heyo what me doing good. I’m a knight made of dark rain. I’m dee-arr-kay. My name has nothing to do with Batman. Also, my real name is not actually Darren.
I’ve started doing vlogs and they can be found here: DRKsVlogs
Give me some Internets
Play my created level in Red Remover here
Kong user ID 5,150,514
Mod Types
Global Mods may moderate any chat room on Kong. These are the only Mods who may answer Modcalls in any room.
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All Room and Global Mods are on Modfriend
Links
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Join my fantasy Kong team here
Games I Support
This is me with some of my real name cut off.
Obligatory fart link for Sto
Behavior Links
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Helpful Links
Where are my Flash save files?
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Formatting Links
Profile Formatting Guide
How to take a screenshot and post it to the forums
Site devoted to taking a screeny
Firefox Related Links
Better Kong for FF
UG’s BK
How to Change Your Sex
Favorites as follows…
Red or Black (mood), Basketball, Chocolate Chip Cookies (Trip C), Metal, Iron Maiden, Definitely GTA: San Andreas, Family Guy, you figure out what is what
And here is some music to listen to while you continue reading:
10 Instantly Recognizable Guitar Riffs
Smoke on the Water
[I Can’t Get No] Satisfaction
Crazy Train
Back in Black
Smells Like Teen Spirit
Iron Man
Whole Lotta Love
Sunshine of Your Love
Purple Haze
Walk This Way
Date and Mod Section
Commoner in The Den as of Wiki: June 2, 2011
Member of LOL Clan, Joined June 28, 2011
Was Regular in Eggy as of Wiki: April 5, 2012
Modded: May 3, 2012
Regular in Pride as of Wiki: June 17, 2012
King of Trolls in Just Trolling: Nov 2, 2012
Room Owner of Hypothesis: Dec 10, 2012
Hypothesis changed to Fear of the Dark: Dec 20, 2012
Forum Modded for The Ninth Realm: May 29, 2013
My weapon of choice, instead of a banhammer, will be a cardboard tube. So watch out for it. *bonks you on the head with a cardboard tube* XD
Many thanks to doodle man for making me a Mod card and to supersmiley98 for making me a second Mod card!!! Thank you!!! (Also due credit to videogames518)
“DRK’s the hero Pride deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So we’ll hunt him. Because he can take it. Because he’s not our hero. He’s a silent guardian, a watchful protector. A dark rainy knight.”
~ elfboy676
“A hero made of rain, striking in the dead of night, as dark as the nightmares of criminals, a true knight of justice”
~ sammanguy
My Achievements:
First Impossible badge gotten!!! I got it for Meat Boy on February 28, 2012!!! YaY!!!
Every obtainable easy badge achieved!!! I finished this on April 5, 2012!!! YaY!!!
Second Impossible badge gotten!!! I got it for Focus on May 15, 2012!!!
Third Impossible badge gotten!!! I got it for Pandemic 2 on June 9, 2012!!! YES!!!
Fourth Impossible badge gotten!!! I got it for Run 2 on October 22, 2012!!!
Fifth Impossible badge gotten!!! I got it for The Necronomicon on January 14, 2013!!!
Sixth Impossible badge gotten!!! I got it for Streamline on January 24, 2013!!!
Seventh Impossible badge gotten!!! I got it for Desktop Tower Defense 1.5 on January 29, 2013!!! WOO!!!
Eighth Impossible badge gotten!!! I got it for Frantic 3 on February 10, 2013!!! YES!!!
Remnants of Skystone current level 22 Failric.
Fantasy Online current level 21.
Dream World current level 54.1.
ShellShock Live current level 6.
Platform Racing 2 current level 16.
Platform Racing current level 327.
Call of Gods current level 20.
Swords & Potions current level 8.
Cloudstone current level 19.
One year results:
Easy: 575/577 = 99%
Medium: 621/813 = 76%
Hard: 79/503 = 15%
Impossible: 1/44 = 2%
Total: 1276/1937 = 65%
Level: 52
Total points: 19156
Total points from badges: 14620
RoS Failric level: 22
August 4, 2012 results:
Easy: 620/622 = 99%
Medium: 721/865 = 83%
Hard: 141/529 = 26%
Impossible: 3/44 = 6%
Total: 1485/2060 = 72%
Level: 57
Total points: 24713
Total points from badges: 17950
Two year results:
Easy: 699/704 = 99%
Medium: 886/967 = 91%
Hard: 253/586 = 43%
Impossible: 8/47 = 17%
Total: 1846/2304 = 80%
Level: 64
Total points: 34901
Total points from badges: 24855
Shout outs:
poetic4death, You are way cooler than I am.
RevengedJaack, You are a silly head and a super buddy. XD
JeanneDork, Thanks for all my level up notices and my game review follows.
L0LSmilyface, Lots of … and no ‘e’ keep you unique.
MeepMcMeeperson, Is thy God.
Mickymouse55, My brah!
CantKillTheMetal, I’m quite the fan of Metal c;
Bobbie1973, Lil’ bro. :-D
chemromance13, My daughter xD
Es337, Great music, great friend.
UnknownGuardian, PEW PEW PEW
Ff7girl27, Years younger sis.
tyler25, My little buddy c:
MortalKombat123, My friend Alkomb.
Thank You Section
Many many thank yous to the following people for creating or finding avatars for me!!!: (not necessarily are any of them my current avatar)
jjj 9 for finding me a Knight avatar
RevengedJaack for creating my namesake, Knight, dino, and DRK warrior avatars
JeanneDork for creating my DRK avatars, finding my “awesome” logo, and drawing my “Get All The Badges!!!” Knight
ImBlue298 for sending me a kewl Knight avatar
poetic4death for creating my “pure awesomeness”, drk, and K avatars
Moshdef for my glowing blue DRK avatar
doodle man for my Dark letters
KaiJai for my green DRK avatar
Storageheater for the Mohawk shaking guy
Thank you Dutchy Dutch for writing a poem about me!!!
Thank you KaiJai X)
Thank you for everything frankiesmum X)
Thank you uuu2
Thank you to racefan12 and ninaboo for their generous help fixing my profile. Thankies!!! I appreciate your help!
Thanks to Zshadow and Kirideth for answering all of my never ending lines of questions xD
Thank you to Perpluid for fixing my Better Kong! You make my life easier again C:
Game Thank You Section
Whoa, Zilch is fantastic!!! I’ll play anyone anytime, just ask me!!! Many thanks to ThisBeJess for originally playing the game with me.
ADDITION: Rest in Peace Gaby
Much Thanks to Staticman who greatly aided and helped me get the 26th and final Gold Medal in Demons Took My Daughter and also the badge and the 30 points (May 9)!!! So Thank You to Staticman because your advice was greatly appreciated!!!
Also if I’m thanking people here I can’t leave out BlackheartGamer because his guides on Doodle God were of much use and assistance. If you have any problems with Doodle God make sure to search for and check out his guides. Thank You BlackheartGamer.
Much thanks to 123aaa789 and Bob10110 for helping me out in Sacred Seasons MMORPG!!! I couldn’t have done it without your help!!! I appreciate it very much!!! Thanks again!!!
Many many thank yous to the following people for helping me with games!!! I appreciate it!!!:
XxKey Master77xX for his help with Crush the Castle
L0LSmilyface for her help with Wake Up the Box
Fricknmaniac for his help with FPA: World 2
Adrokila and solprovider for their help with The Last Stand: Union City
JeanneDork for her help with Cuboy: Cubeture 2
spookahunadoo for her help with Sacred Seasons 2 MMORPG
poetic4death for her help with countless games x2
Razzi3l, Punisher2099 and Akshayk29 for their help with Solipskier
123aaa789 and MrGravy for their help with Platform Racing 2
123aaa789 for his help with Platform Racing
123aaa789 for his help with Dream World
Thankies!
Kong Gaming
Make sure to check out Kongregate’s Philosophical category because it has some of the best games on Kong in it.
Abobo’s Big Adventure is, in my opinion, the best game on Kong.
Good Quotes
Our prime purpose in this life is to help others. And if you can’t help them, at least don’t hurt them.
~ Tenzin Gyatso, 14th Dalai Lama
Making love was never about when you and I were in bed.
We made love whenever we held hands.
~ poetic4death
Suicide isn’t cowardly. I’ll tell you what’s cowardly, treating people so badly that they want to end their lives.
~ poetic4death
Thank you to poetic4death for letting me use her great quotes!!! Thanks again!!!
Let’s get cereal, you guys.
~Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
~Always remember you’re unique, just like everyone else.
~He who laughs last didn’t get it.
General Store
Please stop saying that you are bored. You are on a computer, connected to the internet, on a gaming website with thousands of games, in a chat room with hundreds of people and you claim that you are bored? Doubtful. Try applying yourself.
Capitalization and grammar are important:
The difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse and helping your uncle jack off a horse.
The difference between knowing your shit and knowing you’re shit.
Favorite Chat Quote(s): (although I don’t care much to save these types of things)
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DarkRainyKnight: I like Pooh
L0LSmilyface: lol
RevengedJaack: :O
DJFLEX43: …
DarkRainyKnight: XD
L0LSmilyface: xD
RevengedJaack: HAHAAHAHA
RevengedJaack: Dark!
DarkRainyKnight: xD
DJFLEX43: :|
DarkRainyKnight: XD
RevengedJaack: aaahahhaa
L0LSmilyface: lol
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solprovider on Kong games:
(the second part pertains to me)
solprovider: The key to getting close to them all is to alternate the good and bad games. Like one game that would have been fun if the dev had a clue, then one where you know the dev deliberately made it as unfun as possible, then a really fun game as a reward
solprovider: If you don’t alternate, you’ll quickly discover that you have about 1/3rd of the Badges, and all the rest of the games suck bad
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frankiesmum: DRK is trolling me. Earlier his initial was D. Now it is R. :P
DarkRainyKnight: lmao
frankiesmum: You can stop now, K?
DarkRainyKnight: Oh the irony in your statement there :-P
frankiesmum: Hehehehehehehe
DarkRainyKnight: xD
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frankiesmum: *hugs and kisses DRK*
DarkRainyKnight: C:
frankiesmum: My formatted profile is back!
DarkRainyKnight: Huzzah!
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frankiesmum: Waterproof on the outside, soft and furry on the inside? Sounds like DRK.
KaiJai: Latest fashion, wear a DRK to keep you dry and warm this winter!
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frankiesmum: It is like a cue – as soon as food is mentioned DRK arrives. :)
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