Darkening's Comments

Game Comments
Play The Imperium The Imperium May. 18, 2014
Mm. tried making each place balanced at first to produce everything. bad idea. best idea is to make a pearl farming place for cash, some food churner (probably with cows?), an iron mine/blacksmithing place or places churning out spears and swords, and just endless cavalry and super soldiers. at least, it worked for me. Takes a lot of resource management, which can be a pain, but the games fun. kinda sucks that late game your late places need to have massive housing to accomodate your armies.
Play Rebuild 2 Rebuild 2 May. 16, 2014
well, impossible's not that hard when you're using 5 maxed out survivors with shotguns, machine guns, and rottweiler's to distribute among the populace lol.
Play The Peacekeeper The Peacekeeper Jul. 10, 2013
fricking level 30... "Oh thank god I beat that giant axe dude after a dozen tries... wait, what? oh F%&# you all!" *dies horribly*
Play Clear Vision 2 Clear Vision 2 Jul. 06, 2013
haha, I like that they mention "Change!" from the commercial in the first one
Play JellyGo! JellyGo! Jul. 06, 2013
for 45, you want to use your starting 100 to take the ones out along one direction right or up and then swing out to take the middle lab (starts pre upgraded unlike the others) and then send your new guys the other direction to get income and then support that lab and use it to take and/or cripple the other labs and then start poisoning or taking the forts. simply put, if you let him get a lab for a minute you're dead, and if you don't take one of the forts near his hq early he'll probably run you over with his superior income pretty fast and manage to get a lab. then just fill all the forts and labs and send everything at him at once to get over his defense at the end.
Play JellyGo! JellyGo! Jul. 06, 2013
Man... I beat level 75 after a dozen tries and I don't get the F$%king achievement :/.
Play Don't Escape Don't Escape Jul. 04, 2013
Ugh. I went through like 4 times before I noticed the little latch on the window. Annoyingly hard to spot :/
Play ... :D ... :D May. 31, 2013
Good god hard mode... just about cried with relief when I was done that miserable experience.
Play Infectonator 2 Infectonator 2 Apr. 03, 2013
Once you get a full crowd of zombies and buff then with jason or freddie... they roll right over a crowd of soldiers, it's hilarious.
Play The Great War of Prefectures The Great War of Prefectures Mar. 30, 2013
Oh man, I didn't even realize you could swap between hold and will until like the last island lol. Makes life so much easier.
Play Transmorpher Transmorpher Dec. 04, 2012
ugh. I had so many problems from hitting the 2 half a second too late and not sticking :/. I'm so annoyed that I just beat that and didn't even get a badge for that ridiculous difficulty level.
Play Untangle Untangle Nov. 10, 2012
Once you find the three points to the big triangle, it's not so hard. Identifying them can be tricky on a couple of the levels though.
Play minim minim Nov. 10, 2012
23 has me stuck... I keep getting stuck with 8 and divide by 3 :/
Play Takeover Takeover Oct. 30, 2012
You know a faction's unbalanced when you can create 3 units (the end level of the robots) and just march around the last level leaving smoking ruins behind and win easily.
Play Take a Walk Take a Walk Oct. 08, 2012
is it bad that the sorrowful first song is far and away my favorite? except maybe the credits song...
Play Hacker vs Hacker Hacker vs Hacker Oct. 04, 2012
I can't get past level seven, all the upgrades I bought were for my malware so I could punch through the enemy easily and now I've got just these fricking bombs to defend myself with...
Play Meteor Launch Meteor Launch Oct. 02, 2012
I hate how all the alltime leaderboards on here are so screwed up with people cheating :/ Two fricking days
Play Tasty Planet Tasty Planet Oct. 01, 2012
F%$^ing jupiter killed me a dozen times lol
Play Race The Sun Race The Sun Sep. 30, 2012
you're trying to outrun the rotation of the earth, not the speed of the sunlight. It's possible, but difficult lol
Play Where Am I? Where Am I? Sep. 28, 2012
yay, I won! like any other maze, just slide along the wall until you get to the exit ^_^. Takes a while, but you're get there