DarthSaber1286

kong needs more rooms. im sick and tired to having answer stupid newb/noob questions. heres the handbook so b4 u ask please refer to this.

THE NEWB HANDBOOK OF IDIOTIC ?’S

RULE NUMBER 1: OMG WHAT GAME ARE YALL PLAYING? (in a game chat)

RULE NUMBER TWO: How do i change my profile pic? (just edit profile….)

RULE NUMBER THREE: Hi im new. (this isnt a question but its just as irritating. i mean seriously who cares? its a GAMING WEBSITE!)

RULE NUMBER FOUR: whats a good game to play? (click games and look yourself u lazy bum)

RULE NUMBER FIVE: Chuck Norris jokes, ur mom jokes, any other jokes in GENERAL, are a no.

RULE NUMBER SIX: is there a mod in here? (seriously? does it matter???)

RULE NUMBER SEVEN: How do i become a mod? (…………………………jump off a burning bridge thats how)

RULE NUMBER EIGHT: Ok my girlfriend is pregnant and shes missed a few of her periods. do u think the baby is drinking the blood? (im actually asked this occassionally. i just want to hit them in the face.)

RULE NUMBER NINE: Im hungry. (for all that is holy go make yourself something! the internet doesnt want to know all ur problems!)

RULE NUMBER TEN: i have to pee. (ok, gross no one wants to know tht while they are slaying dragons dude.)

RULE NUMBER ELEVEN: how do i play this game? (instructions)

RULE NUMBER TWELVE: why is this darthsaber guy such a d-bag? (because im sick of idiots like you asking stupid things that make me want to kill off your family so no more of your kind can ruin our race.)

RULE NUMBER THIRTEEN: ok if u cuss doesnt mean ur cool means ur like 8 years old doing something ur mommy said not to do.

RULE NUMBER FOURTEEN: ok anything about religion is out. go preach on your own time.
RULE NUMBER FIFTEEN: if u say ur gnna mute someone just do it. dont warn them do it it has a bigger effect.

RULE NUMBER SIXTEEN: Mods if ur reading this i just want to say THAT U NEED TO DO YOUR FRIGGIN JOB! we have a bunch of retards cussing, spitting, u name it, up after u tell them to ‘stop’. please im not telling you how to do your job im telling you to actually DO IT. thank you have a nice day.

Thank you for reading and i hope you have been filled with knowledge. NOW GET OFF OF MY PROFILE!!!!!!!