Hey, stalker. ;)
I enjoy questions and a conversation. Totally depends on how I feel. So if you want to have a talk, just leave me a message.
Pop in whenever you’d like! Currently obsessed with Apex Legends & yes, I’m still with Shadowdagger001.
Height: 5’
Eye color: Dark brown
Hair color: Brown with a hint of highlights
Relationship status: Taken by Shadowdagger001, since November 7, 2017 & still going on strong. <3
favorite quotes:
[04:10 AM] Destan: and you’re an edgy attention seeking teenybopper, DJ
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[10:29:21 AM] SpaceMoose: A gorgeous young sunfish named Dazzy; As a gift got a necklace so snazzy; It glittered with pearls, the envy of all girls; Now she rides around town on a Jazzy
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SpaceMoose: Everyone here hooks up with everyone else eventually. No need to get jealous. If you like someone, just wait. Your turn will come around eventually.
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[01:15 AM] SpaceMoose: Maria is my magical hummingbird of happiness
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[04:11 PM] immortaldoctor1: I enjoy Dazzles comments I think she adds comedic value
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[11:42 PM] SpaceMoose: Your beauty calms me
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SpaceMoose: Gives Maria a pearl necklace
DazzleMaria24: Oh. Wow. Why?
SpaceMoose: You said you wanted a choker.
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[12:40 AM] SpaceMoose: Love is that feeling you get in the pit of your tummy when you look up from your scrambled eggs and Maria smiles at you
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If love is setting an extra plate on the table everyday for someone who’s never coming home, then I’ll pass.
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If this is what he wants and it’s what she wants, then why’s there so much pain?
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Titanium_Jim: you’ll always be my e-girl
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In every NO from someone, is a YES from someone even better.
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[11:20 PM] TheCornIdentity: So whatever you like I would prob like too, I’m still a fat boy at heart :P (reply)
funny quotes:
AlexBekiaris: How, Maria?
AlexBekiaris: I don’t, let’s get it oon
nickman940: ive got too much to lose for some underaged poon
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[12:26:11 AM] AllergicToLove: Its painful to be friends with you at times xD (reply)
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DazzleMaria24: it’s because i bring pain when it comes to my feet!
MarkNutt2012: footjobs are dirty so that’s ok
Shadowdagger001: Those smelly smelly feet
DazzleMaria24: Sorry i aint all that
DazzleMaria24: screw u
DEC 9 – 4:49AM
DazzleMaria24: You’re the one working
MarkNutt2012: these toes ain’t loyal
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[08:09 PM] Walrus_Party: Now that Luke is gone, me and Maria can get back to doing butt stuff
[08:09 PM] Shadowdagger001: Uh, no
[08:09 PM] Walrus_Party: lol
[08:09 PM] Shadowdagger001: Get your greasy paws off my woman
[08:09 PM] Walrus_Party: *flippers
[06:22 PM] DazzleMaria24: my last minute costume idea is a useless penis.
[06:22 PM] DazzleMaria24: hm, that sounds good.
[06:22 PM] Shadowdagger001: So you’re going as yourself?
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[01:40 AM] DazzleMaria24: alex, please serenade one less lonely girl by justin bieber to me.
[01:40 AM] Kirozz1900: No Not Beiber…
[01:40 AM] DazzleMaria24: yes, yes bieber.
[01:40 AM] Chapkin: I mean, I know of that ‘baby’ one
[01:40 AM] Chapkin: But that one’s damn annoying
[01:40 AM] DazzleMaria24: okay, so when i get there, i’ll get you to listen to him. :)
[01:40 AM] Chapkin: So no.
[01:40 AM] DazzleMaria24: i’ll give you cake?
[01:40 AM] Chapkin: Dazzle, no.
[01:40 AM] Chapkin: …
[01:40 AM] Chapkin: Yeah, sure, I’ll listen to beiber for cake.
[01:41 AM] DazzleMaria24: i’ll let you eat cakes in one sitting.
[01:41 AM] DazzleMaria24: 5 cakes
[01:41 AM] Chapkin: Done deal
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[11:43 AM] piiiiiizzzaa: I like pineapples on pizza
[11:43 AM] DazzleMaria24: NO
[11:43 AM] DazzleMaria24: cross out, pizza.
[11:43 AM] DazzleMaria24: pineapples on pizza are gross.
[11:44 AM] samspro1: P̶i̶z̶z̶a̶ Done
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[02:39 PM] DazzleMaria24: jesus, i always have to do the work.
[02:39 PM] AnastasiaaaXD: xD
[02:39 PM] PhoenixKingOzai: I wonder why you’re still fat…
[02:40 PM] PhoenixKingOzai: If you do all this “work”
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[12:49 PM] Titanium_Jim: austrian women love american men
[12:49 PM] Dius_Spatium: Cause they’re easy to control?
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[12:18 AM] SpaceMoose: Dheeraj! The sinister hindu! We are playing 2 truths, 1 lie
[12:18 AM] DheerajT1: has done what ?
[12:18 AM] DheerajT1: oh hi moose the bitch
[12:18 AM] DheerajT1: lets play !
[12:18 AM] SpaceMoose: Your turn
[12:18 AM] Chapkin: Well Dhee, your turn xD
[12:18 AM] DazzleMaria24: damn.. nipple piercings.. that’d hurt lol.
[12:18 AM] Chapkin: We’ve all already went
[12:18 AM] DheerajT1: alright my turn hmmm lets see
[12:18 AM] Chapkin: Yeah they do, Maria
[12:18 AM] DheerajT1: 2 truths are -
[12:18 AM] DheerajT1: oh wait my bad lol
[12:18 AM] DazzleMaria24: no, don’t say your truths, dhee.
[12:18 AM] SpaceMoose: Don’t tell us which ones are true
[12:19 AM] DheerajT1: xD
[12:19 AM] SpaceMoose: Mix them together
[12:19 AM] SpaceMoose: (god, what a dumbass)
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[12:37 AM] Labret: That walker won’t get you anywhere fast old man.
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[09:28 PM] lilmexikid00: “it’s ok you can ask me questions. You really worry if I hate you or not?”
[09:28 PM] lilmexikid00: *opens up to Maria
[09:28 PM] lilmexikid00: “wow you’re shit”
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[08:59 PM] lilmexikid00: I’ll make you scampi, Maria
[08:59 PM] DazzleMaria24: when?
[08:59 PM] turtlitten: Make sure it’s shrimp first, with the present company maria
[08:59 PM] lilmexikid00: Who the **** knows, get off my back
[08:59 PM] DazzleMaria24: what the ****?
[08:59 PM] DazzleMaria24: you bipolar shit
[08:59 PM] DazzleMaria24: LOL
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lilmexikid00: Garlic bread
lilmexikid00: all this experience in the kitchen
lilmexikid00: and you want me to prepare you
lilmexikid00: garlic bread
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[02:28 AM] SpaceMoose: I’m gonna convert to Islam right before I die, so I can nail 70 virgins in heaven
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AigorFortesque2: Mate if she had 2 names and she would get that ‘friends’ pack chips which is just 2 chips she would be like 1 for maria and 1 for dazzle
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Fr00tOfVictory:i always tell Mario I will punch her eyes
DazzleMaria24: Do it.
JUL 31 – 3:19AM
PorterW: You’d miss. They’re slanty, so your fists will just skid off.
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alex_mercer_pro: has anyone of you guys studied about marijuana
alex_mercer_pro: it reduces sperms in males
JUL 29 – 12:53AM
DazzleMaria24: Lool
alex_mercer_pro: tbh
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[11:09 PM] DarkAleksBoy: CHAIN STORY once upon a time:
[11:09 PM] SpookieTooth: The end.
[11:09 PM] DazzleMaria24: LOL
[11:09 PM] DarkAleksBoy: crap
[11:09 PM] SpookieTooth: Good story.
[11:09 PM] DarkAleksBoy: 10/10
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[03:50 PM] storm_driven: Kicks you out (reply)
[03:50 PM] TDSSoulReaver: Sup peeps.
[03:50 PM] To storm_driven: OH HELL NO
[03:50 PM] To storm_driven: punches your face
[03:50 PM] storm_driven: Punches my own face (reply)
[03:50 PM] To storm_driven: … what the fuck..
[03:50 PM] storm_driven: LMAO BYEEE (reply)
[03:51 PM] To storm_driven: lemme just put that on my profile. let others see your fucking stupidity. xD
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[12:02 AM] HumanPaste: London is a shitty place to live
[12:02 AM] ImASexyDinosaur: what knid of begal is that ixxy?
[12:02 AM] ImASexyDinosaur: kind*
[12:02 AM] HumanPaste: Only people with the teeth of a horse and the brains of a Boxer live there
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[04:01 PM] GUARDIANPROTECTR: Thankfully for you, I look down often :P
[04:01 PM] GUARDIANPROTECTR: short jokes ftw
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[04:09 PM] GUARDIANPROTECTR: Heh, me and a friend actually got kicked out once for having a “strapon fight”
[04:09 PM] 141Cross: oh nooo
[04:09 PM] 141Cross: lol
[04:09 PM] Selttiks: Is a shame you needed a strapon to ave a sword fight
[04:09 PM] DazzleMaria24: LOL
[04:09 PM] DazzleMaria24: LOLOL JONNY
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[11:32 AM] DazzleMaria24: [11:30 AM] To storm_driven: i’ve seen someone owning a big butt even when their body is fine. it annoys me lol [11:31 AM] storm_driven: Like you can talk. You’re obsessed with a vampire LOL (reply)
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[01:27 AM] To storm_driven: will it be ok if you scratch my back
[01:27 AM] To storm_driven: i can’t seem to reach
[01:27 AM] storm_driven: hahaha if you cant reach then how the hell will I ? XD (reply)
[01:27 AM] storm_driven: The desert is far away. (reply)
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[12:02 AM] Cell_Dweller: I’m like toast.
[12:03 AM] Cell_Dweller: OMG, I’m gonna crumb!
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[09:26 AM] Ashliehearts: hugs andrew
[09:26 AM] CitrusParty: melts
[09:26 AM] ILOVE2RAWR: Oh uhm
[09:26 AM] Ashliehearts: feels his beard
[09:26 AM] CitrusParty: …
[09:26 AM] ILOVE2RAWR: UH
[09:26 AM] DazzleMaria24: well
[09:26 AM] Matt_Yuuki: uh
[09:26 AM] DazzleMaria24: andrew is getting the ladies.
[09:26 AM] ILOVE2RAWR: Have fun with that
[09:26 AM] SageTheWitch: omg…so, i give my business card out every chance i get, right?
[09:26 AM] Matt_Yuuki: this is some cringey shit going on here
[09:27 AM] Matt_Yuuki: can we stop
[09:27 AM] CitrusParty: backs away slowly
[09:27 AM] Ashliehearts: kisses andrew
[09:27 AM] DazzleMaria24: lmao
[09:27 AM] ILOVE2RAWR: I am cringing.
[09:27 AM] CitrusParty: UGH
[09:27 AM] ILOVE2RAWR: OH MY
[09:27 AM] DazzleMaria24: lololol
[09:27 AM] DazzleMaria24: YES
[09:27 AM] Matt_Yuuki: Oh god
[09:27 AM] DazzleMaria24: I CAN’T LOL
[09:27 AM] CitrusParty: knocks Ashlie out
[09:27 AM] CitrusParty: Bye.
[09:27 AM] ILOVE2RAWR: sexual harassment
[09:27 AM] ILOVE2RAWR: LOL
[09:27 AM] DazzleMaria24: LOL ABUSE
[09:27 AM] Ashliehearts: OMG ANDREW CALM DOWN IM JK
[09:27 AM] Ashliehearts: geez u twat
[09:27 AM] DazzleMaria24: ARE YOU REALLY JOKING
[09:27 AM] Ashliehearts: summer
[09:27 AM] ILOVE2RAWR: this is gold
[09:27 AM] usb_hub: da**** is going on here
[09:27 AM] SageTheWitch: i just had someone recognize me and ask me how the business is going o.o i didnt recognize him and got weirded out before he asked about the business
[09:27 AM] ILOVE2RAWR: luke help
[09:27 AM] DazzleMaria24: lmao luke.
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[04:11 PM] To CitrusParty: if only my friends wouldn’t leave me out.
[04:11 PM] CitrusParty: Daw. Well you’ve always got me (reply)
[04:12 PM] To CitrusParty: lol, hell no.
[04:12 PM] CitrusParty: xD But you do. Like it or not. (reply)
[04:12 PM] To CitrusParty: i should like quote this.
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DazzleMaria24: spoon the banana split
I_am_a_Jelly: I don’t mind a good fork either. But spoons win.
DazzleMaria24: fork is baddd
I_am_a_Jelly: You prefer spatulas?
I_am_a_Jelly: I like to phone random people and whisper spatula at them.
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I_am_a_Jelly: Oooh we need some dips for the breadsticks.
I_am_a_Jelly: And for dessert.. ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ
DazzleMarai24: LOL. LOLOLOL PERV!
I_am_a_Jelly: You just want my special sauce recipe.
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DazzleMaria24: im off to bed guys. (: sleepy as fudge. night!
digitalmonster: Bed time with dazzzle
digitalmonster: YAY
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[12:25:19 AM] Maria Rainbowcake: this is weird.
[12:25:28 AM] Pooky Bear/Shadowdagger001: and then you got the whale low growl like moan which is like uuuguhhhyeahhh
[12:25:34 AM] Pooky Bear/Shadowdagger001: and then the pig squealing
[12:25:41 AM] Pooky Bear/Shadowdagger001: EEEIIIIIYYEAAAHH
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[11:06:57 PM] Whozzie: wait
[11:07:00 PM] Maria Rainbowcake: o-o..
[11:07:03 PM] Whozzie: kinda kinky you mad
[11:07:06 PM] Maria Rainbowcake: LOLOLOL
[11:07:07 PM] Whozzie: nvm get mad :P
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