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Dear stranger trying to reach out to me over a few pixels on a screen. I won’t take you seriously.
You are a nobody to me, know nothing about me, and thus, can not make any statements about my life that I can take seriously. You can not hurt me. You can not impress me. You can not intimidate me. You CAN amuse me.
On the other hand: If you find yourself enraged, saddened or otherwise negatively affected by my writing, please let me know in a most verbose manner. You will be sure to brighten my day.