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The wings on my shoes have shrunk and now the moths won’t eat my kidneys! When I shake my state capitol it only yields three fairy napkins but how?! My banana slippers are like water boats because when the moon winks sometimes it burns my hamster punches.
And that’s how you get to llama school!

  • Member Since: May. 22, 2008
  • Last Login: Feb. 12, 2012
  • Current Points: 10565
  • Comments: 182
  • Forum posts: 48
  • Location: I live in a Giant Bucket
  • Website: http://yyyyyyy.info/
  • Age: 25
  • Sex: Devotchka
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Creature Crawl (completed)
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Pretty Pink Princess (completed)
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"Meh, Close Enough" (completed)
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Deep Fried Evil (completed)
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Gummies in My Tummy (completed)
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What a Rush (completed)
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Free Fallin' (completed)
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Reach the temple for the first time in endeavor

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DefJam's game contributions

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Level: The Improved Sequ... in Kongregate Avatar Creator CONTEST
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Level: Help Haiti 3! in Kongregate Avatar Creator CONTEST
A sequel to a sequel to a prequel!
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Level: Help Haiti 2! in Kongregate Avatar Creator CONTEST
The sequel to a prequel!
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Level: Help Haiti! in Kongregate Avatar Creator CONTEST
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DefJam's awards

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Gather Your Allies - Planeswalker Badge Quest
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Green Lantern: In Blackest Night
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Green Lantern: In Brightest Day
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The Witcher 2
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Portal 2: Mission Complete
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Portal 2: P-Body Quest completed

DefJam's shouts

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NeilYoung

Dec 22, 2011 10:39pm

NOOOOOOOOB

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Arn3l

Oct 11, 2011 5:55am

nub

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aturtledoesbite

Sep 3, 2011 8:11pm

DEFFY. WHERE THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN? GET YOU BUTT IN BOWSER’S CASTLE NOW.

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Storageheater

Jun 20, 2011 2:39pm

Dirge of Cerberus!
(I kept having an urge to replay FF13 until I suddenly had a flashback of the motorbike made out of lesbians and went URGH and felt really embarrassed for a while, as if somehow it was my fault. Also I am a robot controlled by a cat riding a stuffed moogle.)

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DefJam Jun 22, 2011 4:14pm

Jecht isn’t sin, Jecht is Auron’s aeon, you get to fight it, remember?

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Storageheater Jun 24, 2011 1:10am

I can’t remember even having the first clue what was happening while I was playing it, lol

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DefJam Jun 26, 2011 10:44am

Lol.

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Storageheater

May 7, 2011 12:12pm

“Also, look out for more information on the rest of our Welcome Back programme, including which free content you will be eligible for. We will be offering PSN users the opportunity to select two PS3 games from a list of five, as well as offering PSP users the opportunity to choose two games from a list of four. We will let you know exactly wh…

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Storageheater May 18, 2011 3:19pm

Oh, the EU version seems to be Ratchet and Clank instead of Super Stardust, which I don’t have (Woo!)

also “For the German market, InFamous and Dead Nation will be replace with Super Stard…

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DefJam May 21, 2011 11:38am

Hahaha, they block out most gory fun stuff. I blame IMF. :P

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DefJam May 21, 2011 11:38am

Btw, I’m getting a US account for extra content.

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