Shattered to pieces, I’m talking about my mind. I am long gone, don’t expect me to be back anytime soon. If you are trying to get in contact leave a message after the beep. If you are a phone sales agent you will be Laser Beamed. And Laser Beamed once more to verify fried status.
Oh, you hate your job? Why didn’t you say so? There’s a support group for that. It’s called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar.