Delphinapterus18's profile

RIP Bongo
I love Ike

Current Song(s): Worth Dying For – Rise Against
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ta5DIO8ohE&feature=related

Build God, Then We’ll Talk – Panic! At The Disco
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rA4t6djFV4o

NEW Quotes:
1) Delphinapterus18: this sucks harder than a homeless prostitute :/
2) To RiseAgainstFan27: [cookie]
RiseAgainstFan27: …ok… (reply)
To RiseAgainstFan27: lol im such a fatass
To RiseAgainstFan27: no no no, i didn’t mean i was BEING a cookie [facepalm]
RiseAgainstFan27: [so confused] …puddi? (reply)
3) brightlance2: I got a date with a hot girl named John tomorrow
Delphinapterus18: cool story bro
Z3R0Xrix: john? ROFL
DarkSpoon: Oooo, give her the old lance charm, will ya?
brightlance2: Yeah
4) Activeswede: McDonalds – Making fat kids happy since 1943
5) DarkSpoon: Kuin
DarkSpoon: I think you need a manlier name.
Kuin34: I think you need a manlier butt.
Delphinapterus18: XD
DarkSpoon: … :(
Delphinapterus18: his butt’s so juicy
Sammy123476: ._.
DarkSpoon: :D ty [hug]
Kuin34: Which he still hasn’t seen a doctor about.
Delphinapterus18: XD
brightlance2: hahahahahahahaha
6) jjj9: It’s a vagina, stuck in a flashlight.
Sammy123476: …so, a pocket pussy?
lilbiker1350: ?
jjj9: OR an anus! :D
DarkSpoon: >:|
Delphinapterus18: [dies of laughter]
7) deathmaster12123: i was sitting at my house when some one kicked down the door and asked “HOW OFTEN DOES SPOON HAVE AN ERECTION?!?!?!?!”
8) mcmadness: " Hi I’m a spider and I will make your girlfriend scream louder than you can" XD
9) micky: Ack! its lagging like 2 hobos ass fucking in a prius!
10) Wezhkazama: Did you know that I’m a sexy beast?
Wezhkazama: I just radiate hotness….
Wezhkazama: Like some kind of…sexy moses
11) RiseAgainstFan27: Okay. SOPA. IT IS A HUGE LOAD OF FUCKING SHIT. It violates dozens of rights we have as a people, and actually a law or two. There is no legal way this can be passed. THIS WON’T F***ING HAPPEN. Everyone freaking out, calm your tits, calm your nips, calm your boners, and calm your clits. THIS SHIT ISN’T GOING TO PASS, so all this “black out” protesting is only hurting ourselves! If you really believe it’s going to pass, you don’t even get that this violates so many things that the government established, it’s not even funny. WE. HAVE. RIGHTS. Rights SOPA clearly VIOLATES with a foot long strap-on. If the government passes SOPA, the government itself will be gutted of the people that voted on it to pass, seeing as it will cause VIOLATIONS OF RIGHTS WE HAVE. So, as the one sane f***ing person in the pandemonium of bullshit, take a second, re-read what I just spent the past 10 minutes typing. Then understand what I am saying. IT. IS. BULL. FUCKING. SHIT. SOPA. CAN. NOT. PASS. Okay? Okay. Protesting is pointless, and will achieve NOTHING. ~Sincerely, the last sane person on the internet
Delphinapterus18: derek, i love you. lmao
RiseAgainstFan27: :3 and this is me going on a half-dead brain, I didn’t even cover the fact that even if congress passes it, it’d be veto’d instantly after.
12) communistmuffin: I MIGHT BE GAY
communistmuffin: F***
beta209: Well I’mma go now, breakfast time.
beta209: And commi, you are gay… >.>
communistmuffin: it was ONE time
13) Autarch: i’m not joking rainbo has lost his/her/it’s mind.
rainbo21: i dont understand what are you talking about
Autarch: completely oblivious.
rainbo21: its not maerican languge
rainbo21: at all
Autarch: what the ****
14) pending…
Things About Me:
If you give me the benefit of the doubt, I’m a great person to talk to.
I’m brutally honest and open, no matter who you are.
I identify as an emo/scene-ish chick.
I absolutely love Avenged Sevenfold. A7X foREVer!!!

Favorite C&H Comics:
http://www.explosm.net/comics/853/
http://explosm.net/comics/1755/
http://www.explosm.net/comics/966/