DemonTeamElite34

http://prntscr.com/8wjgd6 Yea this season is comming up yea we gonna be ballin jus cant wait. Before i start this is all factual whether u believe so or not.

I almost died one time. It all started when i was 12. I went swimming n had a blast, but when i got back i was fine just an ordinary happy kid. So i went to spend the night at a friends house. He had hella hair n shit all over the place so tht wasnt such a good idea, but i went anyway. when i woke up i had an aggressive asthma attack. Nothing worked i tried my inhaler tht didnt help i took my breathing treatment medicine and tht didnt work. so while my lungs where suffocating and i felt the life being squeezed out of me. When the ambulance got there i went in on a stretcher n they stuck an I.V in my arm to help send fluids through my body. While the ambulance was going my aunt was high tailin it behind it. They had to yell at her and make her stop following them. When i got to the hospital i went right to bed. When i woke up i had to piss n this lady was tryna make me go in a bottle n shit. She asked me “do you want me here or not?” i was like dafuq i dnt want yo ugly ass in here while im tryna piss. So the next day when i was feeling better i ordered some baja tacos which were so good. The next day i got out and i couldnt play baseball for a good 2 weeks so all i could do was watch my team play. They won the world series without me so i was happy for em. The first week i could play was against a great team and sure enough i was up to bat and the bases were loaded and the guy pitched it and i crushed the shit outta the ball n got a grand slam. i was so happy then. The only thing bad was that we lost but fk it i hit a grand slam bitches. Well rest really does work haha. Hoped u liked my life story well part of it :P. P.S i jumped over a catcher in my first game when i was in 9th grade o yea i got ups!!!! Oh and when i started playing really good baseball was when i was 10 and since then which is 5 years i have won 16 champion ships but only got 12 trophies and 1 ring talk about busch League.