Wants to be with you and make believe with you. Always.
The BeastShiny
black
mascot
juicy beast
fuzzy
Earned Nov. 11, 2019
213th earned out of 26275
This oozy airborne beast needs a bath
MoggsShiny
brown
boar
animal
snout
wild
Earned Nov. 04, 2019
6342nd earned out of 23717
Is a boar but ain't no bore, no piggity
MortShiny
green
zombie
cupcake
sweet
undead
Earned Oct. 28, 2019
917th earned out of 22732
A little more than a day old
ChandlerShiny
yellow
candle
waxy
bright
Earned Oct. 22, 2019
14791st earned out of 23419
A friend to light up your life
CarrollShiny
grey
metal
stinky
receptacle
grouchy
Earned Oct. 14, 2019
2061st earned out of 22523
A garbage can, not a garbage cannot
TronksShiny
gray
alpafant
Pine
Kartridge
animal
Earned Oct. 07, 2019
2181st earned out of 22246
Built sturdier than a Pine tree, the alpafant lives a trunk-quil life in the forests of Albamare. Check out <a href="https://kon.gg/2MHlrGO" target="new">Pine on Kartridge</a>!
ArthurShiny
pink
lollipop
candy
food
sugar
Earned Oct. 01, 2019
14542nd earned out of 23816
He's a little sour, but he knows ol' Slug isn't worth his salt
StevenShiny
seagull
white
Flotsam
squawk
aquatic
Earned Sep. 23, 2019
617th earned out of 23933
Do your part to keep the ocean safe from Flotsam for cute animals like Steven! Check out <a href="https://kon.gg/2l3NnII" target="new">Flotsam on Kartridge</a>!
MiraShiny
yellow
mirror
pretty
reflection
Earned Sep. 16, 2019
230th earned out of 23560
Raeppa yeht naht resolc eb yam rorrim ni segdab
MollyShiny
nautilus
red
aquatic
ocean
shell
Earned Sep. 09, 2019
2463rd earned out of 25581
She smells sea shells by the sea shore
BarbShiny
purple
pie slice
3.1415926
food
sweet
Earned Sep. 02, 2019
2665th earned out of 24685
She and Baron are a perfect pairin'
NatShiny
white
d20
tabletop
games
dice
rolling
Earned Aug. 26, 2019
1636th earned out of 25175
Spits crits and big hits
BuckShiny
whitish
tooth
dental
hygiene
Earned Aug. 19, 2019
3490th earned out of 24523
He's got wisdom to spare
Nova
nova
anodyne 2
nano cleaner
white
hero
Kartridge
Earned Aug. 17, 2019
23105th earned out of 24534
Sometimes work sucks, and sometimes it's fantastic, but Nova never gives up. Check out <a href="https://gsght.com/c/WC58c4" target="new">Anodyne 2 on Kartridge</a>!
BonnieShiny
red
bagpipes
instrument
scotland
honk
Earned Aug. 05, 2019
6379th earned out of 24296
Likes to pop, loch, and drop it on the high road
Gaetan
gray
mole
animal
digging
blind
Earned Jul. 29, 2019
3037th earned out of 25589
A mol like no other. Please respect the dirt.
CapShiny
mushroom
purple
cheerful
fungi
Earned Jul. 22, 2019
8519th earned out of 24839
He understands this reference
PaulyShiny
popsicle
ice lolly
colorful
sweet
food
Earned Jul. 15, 2019
2164th earned out of 25531
This triple threat is always in good humor
Leigh and TayShiny
orange
lava lamp
hot
machine
Earned Jul. 08, 2019
2908th earned out of 25082
I'll stop the world and melt with you
KateShiny
white
mayo
instrument
food
condiment
Earned Jul. 01, 2019
3947th earned out of 25186
Not an instrument, but still spreads joy!
LeoShiny
lion
radical
biker
cool
animal
Earned Jun. 24, 2019
4094th earned out of 24415
King of Ride Rock
Antoine
domino
cream
new orleans
game
pip
Earned Jun. 17, 2019
10980th earned out of 25390
Let these bones shake, rattle, and roll
Harry
t-rex
green
dinosaur
punny
rawr
Earned Jun. 10, 2019
8868th earned out of 23093
You're a lizard, Harry
PupsetShiny
puppet
brown
swords and souls
armor games
Earned Jun. 03, 2019
4971st earned out of 27261
Excellent training like you've Neverseen, no strings attached. <a href="https://gsght.com/c/ai3hig" target="new">Swords & Souls: Neverseen</a>, out now!
SalemShiny
potion
purple
witches
magic
brew
Earned May. 27, 2019
2167th earned out of 27208
Skip all the toil and trouble, store-bought is fine
Rebel
demon
white
hell is other demons
Kartridge
Earned May. 21, 2019
12743rd earned out of 26682
Hell hath no fury like a demon horned. Get <a href="https://gsght.com/c/nifUDo" target="new">Hell is Other Demons on Kartridge</a> now!
Midas
orange
goldfish
aquatic
ocean
Earned May. 14, 2019
14827th earned out of 26790
Plays it koi, but really wants to be a golden dragon someday
Archie
white
bone
skeleton
museum
Earned May. 06, 2019
3181st earned out of 26128
Is this bone funny, or just a little humerus?
Sir Breadginald
blue
english muffin
food
muffin or death
sweet
Earned Apr. 29, 2019
3883rd earned out of 27468
I am the very model of a modern muffin-general
Sir Oliver
green
slipper
old
comfortable
Earned Sep. 21, 2018
24222nd earned out of 28319
Defends against stubbed toes and cold floors
Baron
strawberry
red
fancy
fruit
plant
Earned May. 22, 2018
15699th earned out of 30586
Doesn't like to run, but he likes to dip and shake
Ruthie
yellow
kongdog
bandana
judgy
Earned May. 05, 2018
28194th earned out of 30514
This is my caring face <3
Biff
red
boxing glove
punchy
fighter
Earned Jan. 22, 2018
2091st earned out of 28326
His favorite part of this joke is the punch line
GrumpersShiny
duck
sassy
yellow
angry
Earned Jan. 25, 2016
99th earned out of 61100
Anaheim sure I'll waddle up with some mighty fowl duck puns to fit the bill
KorrigateShiny
brown
cardboard
omnivore
express
Earned Jan. 18, 2016
2755th earned out of 57142
Palette friendly friend perfect for the long haul
U+2744Shiny
snow
blue
sky dandruff
Earned Jan. 11, 2016
344th earned out of 54238
Thinks everyone is a unique unicode snowflake
OrizuruShiny
crane
white
bird
paper
Earned Jan. 04, 2016
507th earned out of 51942
The luckiest of the thousand in her family
OrbitShiny
rocket
red
space
transportation
Earned Dec. 29, 2015
29100th earned out of 55425
Really need to space out our puns here
Missy ToeShiny
green
plant
holiday
christmas
Earned Dec. 21, 2015
4013th earned out of 60279
Uncomfortable with PDA and getting stuck in doorways
JamesShiny
earthworm
pink
bug
dirt eater
Earned Dec. 14, 2015
493rd earned out of 58120
Hooked on phonics and now reading at a 4th grade level
kAungbotShiny
kongbot
robot
bleep bloop
grey
Earned Dec. 07, 2015
292nd earned out of 57659
100th Kongpanion! Kongbot gets a blinged out return!
Ms. CakeShiny
cake
food
dessert
golden brown
Earned Nov. 30, 2015
3242nd earned out of 51613
Make no mistake, I'm not a pie, I'm a cake
DonksShiny
donkey
blue
sassy
Earned Nov. 23, 2015
411th earned out of 54202
This is how we do it
CubertShiny
square
cube
rainbow
toy
Earned Nov. 16, 2015
3047th earned out of 68894
There for you through every twist and turn
LamboShiny
sheep
pink
happy
bahhhhh
Earned Nov. 09, 2015
458th earned out of 54336
The largest hunk of fluff in the galaxy
KokakShiny
frog
blue
amphibian
mossystump
Earned Nov. 02, 2015
493rd earned out of 54868
Bee Tee Dubs
OscarbotShiny
robot
not human
seriously a robot
silver
metal
Earned Oct. 26, 2015
1062nd earned out of 56782
01100010 01101100 01100101 01100101 01110000
AndrewShiny
halloween
holiday
purple
scary
Earned Oct. 19, 2015
590th earned out of 55016
So grim. So cold.
TotesShiny
goat
grey
animal
mysterious legs
Earned Oct. 12, 2015
3225th earned out of 54901
We're gonna need a bigger goat
HuthutShiny
brown
ball
football
sports
Earned Oct. 05, 2015
716th earned out of 53988
Oh the grid irony
CarleShiny
butterfly
pink
insect
herbivore
Earned Sep. 28, 2015
2207th earned out of 49922
Hatching from his cocoon, he turned over a new leaf
StrawberryShiny
dinosaur
red
extinct
Earned Sep. 21, 2015
3134th earned out of 51982
Too much time at the gym and is now a little dino sore
Chairizard
chair
fire
purple
office furniture
Earned Sep. 14, 2015
1010th earned out of 50077
Chairizard is so hot right now
BleuShiny
cheese
blue
animal
cow
Earned Sep. 07, 2015
232nd earned out of 50314
Not in the moooood for your bull
Dingle and HopperShiny
airplane cutlery
grey
metal
Earned Aug. 31, 2015
72nd earned out of 51814
Silverware pair to the stars
DottieShiny
insect
red
ladybug
Earned Aug. 24, 2015
1082nd earned out of 50580
No legs no legs no legs no legs
TicklesShiny
squrrel
orange
rodent
Earned Aug. 17, 2015
14170th earned out of 55643
Aww nuts!
Haans
avocado
green
fruit
guacamole
Earned Aug. 11, 2015
31430th earned out of 58876
You know that's extra, right?
MassiveShiny
monster
white
happy
Earned Aug. 03, 2015
1048th earned out of 60817
He's a big happy massive monster and eats only spoiled children
MigraineShiny
watermelon
green
fruit
seedless
Earned Jul. 27, 2015
110th earned out of 60316
It has a splitting headache
PokeyShiny
totally a zebra
stripes
purple
omnivore
Earned Jul. 20, 2015
4726th earned out of 64887
A beautiful horse with stripes totally not a zebra
MimiqueShiny
brown
box
loot
Earned Jul. 13, 2015
1270th earned out of 63429
Has a rich personality
KelvinShiny
orange
celestial
planet
Earned Jul. 06, 2015
660th earned out of 63370
He's so hot right now
Bones
dragon
green
animal
Earned Jun. 29, 2015
728th earned out of 60171
Don't get him going on puns he'll just dragon and on
MontyShiny
fruit
pineapple
brown
Earned Jun. 22, 2015
11207th earned out of 57991
Most definitely not into yoga.
K-TaiShiny
mobile
orange
moshi moshi
Earned Jun. 15, 2015
5558th earned out of 57488
Moshi moshi!
Colonel CobbShiny
corn
yellow
vegetable
unicorn
Earned Jun. 08, 2015
493rd earned out of 59017
Nothing but corny jokes. Aww shucks!
Sheila and MarcyShiny
kangaroo
brown
animal
marsupial
Earned Jun. 01, 2015
234th earned out of 61549
A couple of Kongaroos abound
ArnoldShiny
ball
white
soccer
sportsball
Earned May. 25, 2015
4208th earned out of 63147
They see me rollin', they kickin'
CuttlesShiny
animal
blue
cuttlefish
ocean
Earned May. 18, 2015
142nd earned out of 62293
The cutest little tentacles to eat you with
SteveShiny
burrito
food
yellow
calories
Earned May. 11, 2015
99th earned out of 64226
The origin of Steve will be forever a mystery (60614)
JimpShiny
animal
blue
penguin
Earned May. 04, 2015
7577th earned out of 67853
Penguinz it up!
Narco Pollo
animal
yellow
chicken
bird
bockbockbock
Earned Apr. 27, 2015
1053rd earned out of 64529
ZZzzzzzzzzzzzz... cheep
JerboShiny
animal
purple
jerboa
bouncy
Earned Apr. 20, 2015
9181st earned out of 67948
Hop hop hop hop hop hop hop
GenevaShiny
cheese
yellow
holey
dairy
Earned Apr. 13, 2015
312th earned out of 70276
Someone took a bite out of him and I BET IT WAS SAMANTHA
BillShiny
puffin
bird
blue
animal
Earned Apr. 06, 2015
4381st earned out of 69184
Blue puffin or nuffin
SamanthaShiny
kongdog
brown
animal
woof
Earned Mar. 30, 2015
8440th earned out of 74186
Belly rubs forever and ever and ever
ElephancyShiny
elephant
raver
animal
grey
Earned Mar. 23, 2015
16139th earned out of 64957
Hella fancy
SudsShiny
sheep
seal
white
animal
Earned Mar. 16, 2015
1677th earned out of 68437
Do not shear Suds totally not a sheep do not shear
AnfernyShiny
plant
bush
not a fern
green
Earned Mar. 09, 2015
1437th earned out of 66607
Has the nicest socks you'll ever see
JumboShiny
shrimp
animal
pink
shellfish
Earned Mar. 02, 2015
13113th earned out of 73757
It has a face but no head!
CecilShiny
animal
platypus
quack
brown
Earned Feb. 23, 2015
231st earned out of 74748
Has a bill to spare
Cactus EvergreenShiny
cactus
green
plant
do not touch
Earned Feb. 16, 2015
156th earned out of 64162
My lark flew away due to gale force winds
Frank and FurterShiny
food
pink
hot dog
kosher
Earned Feb. 09, 2015
5586th earned out of 63426
They thought they brought better but instead bratwurst
CinnamonShiny
sugar glider
grey
marsupial
Earned Feb. 02, 2015
8861st earned out of 71303
Seriously not a flying squirrel but seriously a flying possum
BetsyShiny
spider
black
insect
animal
Earned Jan. 26, 2015
50th earned out of 73205
Lost some legs getting swept down the water spout
CurdisShiny
white
tofu
paleo
Earned Jan. 19, 2015
2076th earned out of 70047
He is just full of beans
IamShiny
walrus
brown
animal
Earned Jan. 12, 2015
83rd earned out of 67047
Mayor of blubber
FretsShiny
red
musical instrument
Earned Jan. 06, 2015
37956th earned out of 65890
No amps, all acoustic
Bruno
animal
yeti
white
Earned Dec. 29, 2014
6600th earned out of 65935
A cold-weather yeti with a warm heart
DougShiny
plant
tree
holiday
green
omnivore
Earned Dec. 22, 2014
5347th earned out of 76278
The happiest tree you'll ever meet
FlurryShiny
snow
white
holiday
Earned Dec. 15, 2014
922nd earned out of 77382
A cold-hearted forest dweller
NolaShiny
animal
kongdog
white
Earned Dec. 08, 2014
5993rd earned out of 76272
Have no fear, Nola is here!
SaturnShiny
planet
celestial
orange
Earned Dec. 01, 2014
12365th earned out of 86030
Orbitting the sun at a mere 21,637 miles per hour
GobblerShiny
animal
turkey
brown
holiday
Earned Nov. 24, 2014
8153rd earned out of 80559
Always takes his vacation during November
SketchShiny
pencil
red
office
Earned Nov. 17, 2014
103rd earned out of 72310
Really draws the line on puns
EeeeeeeeeeeShiny
animal
dolphin
blue
Earned Nov. 10, 2014
10143rd earned out of 81547
Ack-ay ack-ay ack-ay! Eeeeeeeeee *splash!*
TimShiny
animal
moose
brown
forest
Earned Nov. 03, 2014
23234th earned out of 77548
Searching for true love
HeatherShiny
vegetable
orange
pumpkin
holiday
Earned Oct. 27, 2014
7850th earned out of 81517
Carved to scary perfection
Polter GeistShiny
spooky
white
holiday
ghost
Earned Oct. 20, 2014
2417th earned out of 60435
Always a haunt and a smile
StormyShiny
weather
white
cloudy
Earned Oct. 13, 2014
7091st earned out of 66424
Stratocumulus at best
DropbearShiny
animal
koala
blue
Earned Oct. 06, 2014
89th earned out of 76527
Australia's most deadly creature
TaterShiny
animal
kongdog
brown
Earned Sep. 29, 2014
1612th earned out of 66561
Tater's mail delivery, at your service!
GregShiny
animal
giraffe
yellow
Earned Sep. 22, 2014
1219th earned out of 76117
A giraffe before it was cool
OonaShiny
animal
kongdog
blue
Earned Sep. 15, 2014
5410th earned out of 76856
Graduated pirate school with high seas
TrickyShiny
animal
guinea pig
orange
Earned Sep. 08, 2014
3096th earned out of 74774
A guinea pig... or a really tiny capybara
GesundheitShiny
animal
fugu
purple
poisonous
Earned Sep. 01, 2014
7853rd earned out of 72704
Will sneeze if provoked
StarskyShiny
pizza
flexitarian
yellow
Earned Aug. 25, 2014
5187th earned out of 77313
P-I-Z-Z-A
LallamaShiny
Animal
llama
brown
Earned Aug. 18, 2014
17683rd earned out of 79952
Not angry, just very disappointed
FinneusShiny
animal
shark
ocean
blue
Earned Aug. 11, 2014
18925th earned out of 69165
Don't worry kids, he's pescatarian
CarolineShiny
animal
bird
owl
brown
Earned Aug. 04, 2014
11280th earned out of 75610
Doesn't give a hoot
CarrossShiny
vegetable
vitamin a
fiber
orange
Earned Jul. 28, 2014
5917th earned out of 77790
Triple threat of vitamin A
PricklesShiny
animal
hedgehog
purple
Earned Jul. 21, 2014
10709th earned out of 69576
Has successfully ravaged four victory gardens today
CurlsShiny
animal
armadillo
brown
Earned Jul. 14, 2014
9809th earned out of 83178
She looks like a croissant but don't eat her!
KitmeraShiny
animal
kongcat
brown
Earned Jul. 07, 2014
4786th earned out of 87411
A purrfect trifecta
MozzarellaShiny
animal
kongdog
white
Earned Jun. 30, 2014
4851st earned out of 87242
Cheese dog supreme to the extreme
SweetsShiny
animal
honey badger
blue
Earned Jun. 23, 2014
167th earned out of 74563
Really could not care less
EmmaShiny
animal
kongdog
gold
Earned Jun. 16, 2014
4369th earned out of 77174
Ridiculously excited to sea you
ShelldonShiny
animal
turtle
green
Earned Jun. 09, 2014
23084th earned out of 84338
Was randomly selected to take a brief five-minute survey
SaltyShiny
food
yellow
cracker
Earned Jun. 02, 2014
1764th earned out of 88119
Drinks plenty of water, always be hydrated!
MikeShiny
animal
brown
bear
Earned May. 26, 2014
10288th earned out of 86431
He's a big fuzzy, huggable, loveable bear, please hug him
CogsShiny
industrial
grey
Earned May. 19, 2014
3467th earned out of 84959
Spinning around really grinds his gears
WalterShiny
animal
bird
crow
black
Earned May. 12, 2014
2367th earned out of 88361
Cawwwwwww!
AnglerShiny
animal
ocean
blue
Earned May. 05, 2014
6310th earned out of 90760
Always sees things on the bright side
JackShiny
animal
bird
brown
Earned Apr. 28, 2014
7191st earned out of 86418
He's not going to sparrow us from a bad joke
JellyShiny
animal
ocean
pink
tentacles
Earned Apr. 21, 2014
4021st earned out of 88212
Floats around in the ocean... you know, jellyfish stuff
DharmaShiny
zen
red
Japan
Earned Apr. 14, 2014
4388th earned out of 95038
Don't tell him about New Years
NikhilShiny
animal
purple
endangered
Earned Apr. 07, 2014
5193rd earned out of 88177
Eats bamboo.
LanceShiny
animal
narwhal
blue
ocean
Earned Mar. 31, 2014
15098th earned out of 95287
Smites all evil with his horn of smiting
TusksShiny
animal
brown
wooly
Earned Mar. 24, 2014
2234th earned out of 98242
Five-time long jump world champion
CloverShiny
plant
lucky
green
holiday
Earned Mar. 17, 2014
2308th earned out of 89543
She's like one in ten thousand!
JoemeleonShiny
animal
reptile
green
not vegan
Earned Mar. 11, 2014
44428th earned out of 93639
Eats with a fork and doesn't like cake
RaphaninShiny
vegetable
low calorie
root
food
Earned Mar. 03, 2014
2378th earned out of 98946
He's a rad...ish
HogglesworthShiny
animal
pig
Earned Feb. 24, 2014
1008th earned out of 88609
Four legs good, zero legs better
CooperShiny
kongdog
animal
white
Earned Feb. 17, 2014
4202nd earned out of 98729
He's not sharing that ball. Don't terrier self up over it!
ArtieShiny
organ
love
bpm
holiday
Earned Feb. 10, 2014
9468th earned out of 95077
Works out, loves the fresh air. Not a fan of Patty
PattyShiny
food
vegan
Earned Feb. 03, 2014
10874th earned out of 96447
800 calories of happiness
FoxtrotShiny
fox
animal
orange
Earned Jan. 27, 2014
34231st earned out of 99756
Ring ding ding ding ding ding-ding
Puff CattyShiny
cat
animal
blue
Earned Jan. 20, 2014
30272nd earned out of 98720
You've got to be kitten me!
KongbotShiny
robot
kongregate
Earned Jan. 13, 2014
2014th earned out of 95599
Objectives: [A] Maintain, upgrade Kongregate [B] LASERS FROM EYES [C] Learn to love <3