My first ORGINAL account
Hmm, a bit about my self. I am a 20 year old male that currently lives alone, with the occasional visit of my friends. I do smoke weed, but that doesn’t mean I’m an asshole. Feel free to just PM me in chat or through profile, I am really nice unless you start to piss me off. I love talking to everybody, so just go ahead and talk to me. I am the most conceited member on Kongregate, no challenge. I have ADHD, OCD and really bad anxiety problems as well.
Funny River Quotes
someone79: eats gram cracker
Gram_Cracker: o ya eat me bby
DiablosDeAngel: Eat him
someone79: you like it?
Gram_Cracker: ya bb
DiablosDeAngel: While I touch my self.
Gram_Cracker: do it hrder
someone79: eats you up
aclockworkorange: Can I tc? I’ll cam if need be. I warn you I am ugly as fuck.
ShadowBlitz237: I fuck ugly guys. My standards are low.
samanthaccp: The Red Cross wants my blood :l
impmon: so do i samantha
DiablosDeAngel: Sam, give them your period blood.
samanthaccp: I’m not on that atm
DiablosDeAngel: So you agree that you will?
samanthaccp: im at the point where its just a bunch of brown mucus-like stuff coming out of my vag.
impmon: /wsamnthaccp next tiem you are tell me ill give you my address
samanthaccp: i gotta check the mail
samanthaccp: to see if i got paid today o-o
samanthaccp: but its cold outside :l
DiablosDeAngel: First world problems.
DiablosDeAngel: I muted Jenny.
DiablosDeAngel: She called me a twat.
Entheomancer: I muted Jesus
DiablosDeAngel: I muted God when he said good things come to those who wait.
Entheomancer: I don’t think it was god who said that
DiablosDeAngel: “Good things come to those who wait”
DiablosDeAngel: I’m a 60 year old virgin….
Entheomancer: You have my pity.
potatobandit: That is exactly why they are shitty.
xXshlol123Xx: lol rhyme
DiablosDeAngel: Entheo, that rhyme was quite witty.
DiablosDeAngel: Taters, can you suck on my titty?
DiablosDeAngel: Or my cock, even though it’s itty-bitty.
potatobandit: I am already do so.
DiablosDeAngel: Shalleth I quote our rhyme?
xXshlol123Xx: i g2g soon
DiablosDeAngel: Taterz, wanna spoon?
DiablosDeAngel: Under the moon?
DiablosDeAngel: Or is it too soon?
potatobandit: You are my boon
potatobandit: that’s all I have.
DiablosDeAngel: Maybe when it’s noon?
Entheomancer: You two need poon
DiablosDeAngel: Whilst watching a cartoon.
DiablosDeAngel: And singing a catchy tune.
potatobandit: Man, these rhymes are crap.
DiablosDeAngel: So go fap.
potatobandit: You whities can’t rap.
DiablosDeAngel: You so white, you’re not on the map.
potatobandit: GOD DAMN IT DIABLOS STOP STEALING MY MATERIAL.
DiablosDeAngel: I want cereal…
DiablosDeAngel: QUOTING ALL THIS SHIT.
xXshlol123Xx: im getting hit
potatobandit: And thrown in a pit
DiablosDeAngel: With a slit
DiablosDeAngel: On my tit.
DiablosDeAngel: That looks 8-bit
potatobandit: And I don’t mean to nit
DiablosDeAngel: And got bit.
jaeden1: hi dablos
potatobandit: But that shirt doesn’t fit.
potatobandit: And you should probably get rid of it.
xXshlol123Xx: i need a shit
DiablosDeAngel: I’m quoting all our rhymes for my profile now.
potatobandit: We already said shit.
potatobandit: YOU HAVE LOST.
DiablosDeAngel: To me, and this may come as a shock, I notice hair, face, body and eyes.
Siyakon: but yeah boobs
Killstead: That for chicks or guys?
Siyakon: oh and just a tip
Killstead: So you’re bi?
DiablosDeAngel: No .-.
Siyakon: if you’re allergic to dust, don’t spend all day cleaning up a room
Siyakon: DDA is a guy xD
Siyakon: cleaning up a room filled with dust, my throat is on fire :c
Killstead: I always thought of you as a chick :p
DiablosDeAngel: Did you seriously think I was a girl all this time?
erickie12: say i ifyo love kongregate
DiablosDeAngel: YOU LOST
ShadowBlitz237: SHUT UP
ShadowBlitz237: TRYING TO PM HERE
BigfootDaKing: Not just pills, is it Kyla? ;P
DiablosDeAngel: All Weed does is destroy brain cells.
Aliveandying: I need my brain cells…
DiablosDeAngel: No you don’t
DiablosDeAngel: gives alive a joint
DiablosDeAngel: Go oooooon.
DiablosDeAngel: I’ll even light it for you.
Entheomancer: since the dawn of humanity we as a species have been finding ways to get ****ed up. Communities form for easier access to alcohol. Wars were fought for opium. All of civilization was built on drugs.
ArisaRaven: That made no sense.
DiablosDeAngel: shoves it alives mouth
Entheomancer: so, I find it odd when someone do any drugs at all
BigfootDaKing: He doesn’t have many D:
DiablosDeAngel: TAKE IT YOU PUSSY
Aliveandying: Spits it out
DiablosDeAngel: GIVE IN TO PEER PRESSURE LIKE A NORMAL TEEN YOU FREAK
Entheomancer: Weed actually doesn’t destroy brain cells at all. Not even a little.
DiablosDeAngel: I take Bars sometimes.
BigfootDaKing: Yes it does. It means you wouldn’t suck my cock irl and swallow the cum.
Aliveandying: Well, that happened.
ArisaRaven: I’LL MAKE A FAMILY TREE
DiablosDeAngel: Which makes Georgia my mother.
ArisaRaven: AND SCAN IT
Aliveandying: It’s not a tree, Pup, it’s just too complicated.
darkrabbit64: A tree?
Aliveandying: Family tree.
3leggedpup: I’d rather you scan your “family bush”
3leggedpup: HAHAHAHA sex joke.
darkrabbit64: Tree would not be able to sort the mess this family is organized as.
DiablosDeAngel: My gym partners a monkey!
Aliveandying: I remember that show!
Aliveandying: It’s dead!
DiablosDeAngel: My feels are burning….
Aliveandying: I wish it wasn’t.
Siyakon: what show?
DiablosDeAngel: My gym partners a monkey
Aliveandying: My Gym Partner Is A Monkey.
Siyakon: oh damn
DiablosDeAngel: COUNTER NINJA D:
Siyakon: I miss that show
Aliveandying: OH, NINJA
DiablosDeAngel: TRIPLE COUNTER NINJA
Aliveandying: OOOOOOOH NINJA
DiablosDeAngel: **** you…..
DiablosDeAngel: QUOTING THIS
DiablosDeAngel: Any rap fans in here?
DiablosDeAngel: I know…
DiablosDeAngel: I’m so alone ;-;
schwerganoik: To which era of rap are you referring?
DiablosDeAngel: WHERE THE **** IS MAY
ShadowBlitz237: Rap sucks.
schwerganoik: It stopped being good around 2005
WizardlyAce: Most is.
ShadowBlitz237: Know who the best rappers are? Elves.
DiablosDeAngel: slow clap
DiablosDeAngel: You did it…
DiablosDeAngel: You finally broke the code.
DiablosDeAngel: Now, orphans every where will be raped by elves.
DiablosDeAngel: Well, I hope you’re happy.
thejoshmolooony: I don’t wanna be raped D=
schwerganoik: … and yet you came here…
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Why not Zoidberg?
MOST OF THESE ARE STOLEN FROM PROFILES
ShadowBlitz237: My gay loving compadre, Ana is pretty bad ass, she is an amazing girl, very popular, Very witty.
ArisaRaven: My Kongregate little sister and AQWorlds buddy.. She is cool to hang out with, looks very nerdy at some points. I forget how we became friends .-.
RPGLord: Gram is what you call…..“special”. He is very awesome to hang out with, pretty much it.
potatobandit: Taterz is my bro, and will always be my bro! In fact, he was one of those people that helped me on my first day of The River.
VampireLizzie: Lizzie is one of my friends, me and her takes baths in the river water(insider) and do all sorts of fun things.
BigFootDaKing: Ben is a bro of mine, we are both AQWorlds and Minecraft addicts. Rumor has it that he even gave Arisa ANAL! :3
Siyakon: Pedophile that likes to creep on Arisa
Moshdef: A friend of mine, he created the most awesome game called “Just Trolling”.
Lucky_Miles: Probably one of my most favorite Administrators of Kong. Without him, none of us would be were we are today.
XxhazzelnuttaxX: Georgia is…..definitely something. She is bad ass, awesome to hang out with, pretty, a brit(something I am :D), and just plain likeable. She was also one of the people that helped me on my first day of The River.
BryannaJ: Me and her smashed…