 "Discourse")
Discourse: I stood naked in front of the mirror for hours, applying a generous amount of ruby red lipstick; my children played outside the bathroom, unaware of what a whore their father really is. muce: Discourse. muce: What is this story you are creating? Discourse: ?.. BrokeNL: It’s enthralling. Discourse: .. Story? muce: They’re all mainly naked too. muce: And they have lots of sex. Discourse: We make love to each other with whatever body parts we happen to have spare. Discourse: Picking things up with our feet. Discourse: Etc. Wondroid: Having orgies while discussing art. Leech_: Beautifully said Disc Discourse: Although less beautiful than me, of course. Discourse: ♥ Leech_: You are a stunner Leech_: Not as stunning as I though Leech_: I am a butterfly emerging from it’s cocoon Discourse: Then you are mistaken Leech, for my beauty is incomparable to anything that is of this world; when I take to the streets, sat atop my luxurious lectica, carried on the muscly backs of desirable young men and cared for by an entourage of scantily clad… Discourse: nubile slave girls, merely being in my presence is like having a religious experience. Venndeta: Discourse Discourse: :3 ? Venndeta: Are you saying its okay to put an A/C unit in my butt? Discourse: Venndeta, we’ll ease into it. Discourse: ♥ Discourse: You upset me. Discourse: Deeply. Vinicator: Discoure, calm brother muce: When you say “Brb” it usually suggests soon. Discourse: I could no longer abnegate my urge for wonton caper. Discourse: Margaret Thatcher was a pitcher, not a catcher. Discourse: Are hot. suicidalfreak: BEEF Discourse: Is tasty. suicidalfreak: Gammon Flaps Discourse: Is a euphemism for labia. suicidalfreak: fair enough Discourse: Is correct. Discourse: I’ve got a proposition for you. LinDzeee: is it sexy? Emochick444: ? LinDzeee: The proposition. Follow along.. Discourse: The preposition, Following, and Along.* Emochick444: okaay Discourse: Anyway, Dexon. LinDzeee: follow isn’t a preposition? Discourse: Following is. Discourse: Anyway, Dexon. MrZenAlpachino12: Disc. MrZenAlpachino12: This is my look for you MrZenAlpachino12: Old Spice guy nodding Discourse: I know it well. Discourse: Anyway, Dexon. Discourse: I’m seminiferous. Discourse: You’re seminivorous. Discourse: Problem. Discourse: Solution. Discourse: Why. Maginmaniac7: What? jmhoffer: Who? Discourse: When? bblee12: Where? Discourse: What? Discourse: How? bblee12: Cheese? jmhoffer: Blue. Discourse: Multi-krill. bblee12: Aww yeah. bblee12: jm, you smoke? Discourse: Link jmhoffer: No. bblee12: Oh, okay then. :L Misunderstandong. bblee12: Misunderstanding* Discourse: So like, I know this dude, yeah? He’s a sixteen year old, and he penised up the hand of a fourteen year old. Discourse: I’m like “Dude, that’s statutory rape.” Miss_Rose: That poor hand. Discourse: And then he was all like “NONO, IT’S NOT.” Discourse: And then he disclosed that the community officer asked him and his lady friend for drugs and alcohol! Discourse: England is poop. Discourse: Nono, it’s fine, I don’t like men that can fit easily in small or tight places. Discourse: Arya. Discourse: Baby. Discourse: Darling. Discourse: The Temptations arya208: Pahahahah. Discourse: Happy now? arya208: Yus ^ __ ^ arya208: Even though you creep me out sometimes ^ __ ^ Discourse: I should hope so. arya208: But that totally just made my day. Discourse: It’s all in the delivery. arya208: It is. arya208: The “Baby” and “Darling” that prefaced it was great foreshadowing. Discourse: And the speed at which I posted it. Discourse: Genius. arya208: Absolutely brilliant. Discourse: What do you think of that Paj guy? muce: Paj is an oily hided sniveling little lawyers whore, who scratches and scrapes at the gates of sodomy with his withered wretch of a penis, and I will have none of his incessant frivolity in the house of my forebears! Discourse: You’re either immoral or stupid. Discourse: Statistically, anyway. JDodds: ok osama lover JDodds: let me guess your a obama bin ladin lover too Mike1145: so Dodds im on ur side now, lol. Discourse is a doushe bag JDodds: ever since he posted that comment i know he was a douche JDodds: he is prolly a Obama Bin Ladin Lover too Discourse: Why, because I’m not backing your governments perfidious invasion of other countries for financial redistribution and economical gain? JDodds: my government? Discourse: I’m assuming you’re American. JDodds: yea i am Mike1145: hahaha i dont give a **** about war dude, its called survival of the fittest and yes i am too Discourse: Americans have a tendency to blindly follow right wing rhetoric. JDodds: Democrats want bigger government they want everything run by the government which is shit and isnt working out Mike1145: hahaha wat? we have a black democratisc president??? Discourse: Who said I’m democratic? JDodds: right wing rhetoric would mean repulican right wing Mike1145: i didnt, but we have a democratic pres, so most of us are democratic. so idk wat ur talking about man Discourse: Do you think those are the only two parties available to you? JDodds: no there is an independent party who never has a shot to win Discourse: Yeah? JDodds: discourse where are u from Discourse: How is that pertinent to the subject? Mike1145: just wondering? JDodds: just asking simple question Discourse: A question I choose not to answer. JDodds: gotcha Mike1145: hahahaha ok Iranian pussy JDodds: im guessing middle east somewhere by your comments Discourse: Hey, hey Mike, Dodds, what’s this little guy here doing? Discourse: ✈ Discourse: What’s that little guy doing? Discourse: All on his own? Discourse: ✈ ▌▌ Discourse: WE KISSED. Discourse: AHAH Discourse: LOL (’cause I have a psychic link with Muce and know he is about to say “Look at this quote.”) muce: Look at this quote. muce: SouthWestSoulja: you better watch your fuking mouth or i’ll put you in your place. Discourse: I think you should put that on your profile. muce: Really? Discourse: Yeah muce: I may well do. SouthWestSoulja: i might actuall do that Discourse. muce: … Discourse: And Discourse: I’ll put your reply to it, Muce. Discourse: It’ll be great! muce: Retard, he was chatting to me! muce: DISCOURSE IS MY BLOOD BROTHER muce: WE KISSED Discourse: WE KISSED. Rolby: that doesnt make u bloodbrother Rolby: that makes u a spit brother Discourse: We also cut our winkies and touched tips. muce: ^ muce: We did. Dexon: :)))) Discourse: True is this also. tomeeqe: I has the bigger of this been. Discourse: Been have you big? Discourse: Thinks me not. tomeeqe: No I possess the biggerest most. Discourse: value that not I do. Discourse: Bitch have I the crystals Energon! Discourse: pew pew. EgotisticalIdiot: … Discourse: Adding to profile: sayiansonic: But granted i actually know what i’m doing with a sword KatelynM16: i am so so lonly KatelynM16: i want a boyfreind NoodleLeith: http://snag.gy/jB7tA.jpg ParaNoir: Me too FreakUnique: really Katelyn? Discourse: Katelyn, unfortunately you’ve come to the wrong place. We’re all homosexuals here. Discourse: Isn’t that right fellas? Leech_: ‘man flesh’ Fyrestrom: (pops head out of fort) oi I’m not homosex? Discourse: ^ @ Leech. Yoshilover1996: Yeah I’m not wearing that. That’s asking for trouble Fyrestrom: Meh >..> Leech_: Someone’s defensive about having their sexuality questioned. Discourse: Fyre, you’ve got to accept yourself. Leech_: We accept you Discourse: Nobody here will judge you. ParaNoir: This is a very accepting environment NoodleLeith: I’m homo and proud Yoshilover1996: I hate you all Discourse: This is a safe place. Discourse: Daddy drinks because you cry. @ Bailey QueenBailey: lmfao Sonnemuz: Because he’s a narcissistic, anally retentive, annoying prick. That’s why. Discourse: You basically just described most of the denizens of Just Chatting. Sexopus: You’ve had it? Stineburg: i’ve had it inside of me Sexopus: I’ll squirt my murky ink on you? Sexopus: cause im an octopus Sexopus: Vionil join us Sexopus: Really? Sexopus: Piss off^ Sexopus: i want octopus porn! Sexopus: yep i know all about that shit Sexopus: What type? Sexopus: i have a dick and a pussy i can **** myself Sexopus: lolololol Sexopus: yep Sexopus: long large massive tentacles Sexopus: very good for reaching in deep exactly 177 posts of the same nature later, during which time I remained silent. Sexopus: “Now They probably are thirsty let me fix em my inky coffee special freshly made” Sexopus: Do ya get it? superboy907: oh god… superboy907: im done Sexopus: Too graphic? Discourse: You’re being boring. Discourse: There’s no art to it. Sexopus: Art? PenguinArmy: artform Sexopus: When i was younger i used to think of Sex as an Art I return to silence, and another 58 posts of the same boring nature later
Discourse features in:
Deftly Orchestrating the Typed Confession of an Individual Regarding his Illicit and Licentious Activities Carried Out Against Minors!
(But it’s fine, because he was being boring, so he deserved it.)
R-click and new tab Sexopus: I got your mom last night Sexopus: and peng Sywn: xD Sywn: I had peng a while back Discourse: Sywn’s mother’s small frame must match your small penis perfectly. Discourse: But seriously, child pregnancy isn’t cool. Discourse: Not a joke. Sexopus: It was a tight squeeze Discourse: Eww Discourse: Paedophile. Sexopus: I always use a condom Discourse: Sexopus admitted to having sex with a child! Sexopus: When? tomeeqe: ew Discourse: EWWWW superboy907: ugh superboy907: eww tomeeqe: ew he’s a pedo tomeeqe: ew Let’s review what just happened. Discourse: Sywn’s mother’s small frame must match your small penis perfectly. (This was a baited trap, I had already anticipated what the nature of his response would be due to my forced observation of his behaviour throughout the night – although it was ultimately down to luck.) Discourse: But seriously, child pregnancy isn’t cool. (and at the same time I used the term “child pregnancy” which has a double meaning.) Discourse: Not a joke. Sexopus: It was a tight squeeze (|̲̅7̲̅|̲̅7̲̅|̲̅7̲̅|) Discourse: Eww Discourse: Paedophile. Sexopus: I always use a condom (|̲̅7̲̅|̲̅7̲̅|̲̅7̲̅|) Akkenru: FLAME Flame_Bravo: ? Nillow: SNAKE Discourse: SNAKE!!!!!!!!! Flame_Bravo: SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKEEE!! Activity FeedDiscourse has not published any activity yet.Would you like to post a shout to welcome them to Kongregate? |
