Dmaurice's Comments

Game Comments
Play 'Til Cows Tear Us Apart 'Til Cows Tear Us Apart May. 13, 2015
Doesn't run in Chrome, and runs in IE except for the music which cuts out after the first scene. Loved the game, even without music, but it could use more lovingly-rendered erotic scenes.
Play Loved Loved May. 03, 2015
I got killed in the same early spot like 4 times in a row and I gave up. 1/5.
Play Royal Squad Royal Squad Apr. 12, 2015
Level 9 >:-(
Developer response from platon_skedow

I'll check it. Looks like some players have difficulties playing it.

Play Don't Escape 2 Don't Escape 2 Mar. 30, 2015
Wish there was an "undo" button for when things don't work how you expected (for instance, I gave the bitten guy some alcohol, thinking it would cheer him up enough to help dig, but instead he gets blotto and does nothing).
Play Mu Complex : Episode One Mu Complex : Episode One Mar. 30, 2015
Early on, I get two different returns between typing or not typing the file extension when I enter "sudo cat password.enc". Is it supposed to be like that?
Play Dungeon Warfare Dungeon Warfare Mar. 12, 2015
The "Haphazard" level :-(
Play Age of Wonder - The Lost Scrolls Age of Wonder - The Lost Scrolls Feb. 28, 2015
Requires more lulzy things for the ppl to say.
Play Bloons Monkey City Bloons Monkey City Nov. 21, 2014
Connecting.... .... ................................
Play The Peacekeeper The Peacekeeper Jul. 13, 2013
And now it's stuck at the "Peace Restored" screen. How do I progress? Is this a bug?
Play The Peacekeeper The Peacekeeper Jul. 13, 2013
Game froze the first time I died. Wouldn't progress past the "You've been pacified" screen.
Play Caribbean Admiral Caribbean Admiral May. 16, 2013
Does the tutorial explain the advantages of aiming for sails, hull, or crew? My ships are losing tons of AP when they are damaged, and I can't tell what type of targeted attack is causing it, or how I can restore their AP.
Play A small talk at the back of beyond A small talk at the back of beyond Apr. 05, 2013
PROTIP: Try confronting the machine directly and honestly about your suspicions.
Play A small talk at the back of beyond A small talk at the back of beyond Apr. 05, 2013
I'm getting stuck also at "Something is wrong here, I should look around". I asked it about some things in the room, I asked it about it's end-of-world story, but no progress and lots of "I don't understand".
Play Decision 2 Decision 2 Mar. 28, 2013
This would be so much more fun without "Kill the rest".
Play Decision Decision Mar. 28, 2013
Was alright, until the giant zombie showed up and survived a ton of rocket blasts while my dude slowly backpedaled...
Play Museum of Science Fiction Museum of Science Fiction Mar. 23, 2013
Protip: reprogrammed turrets will still kill you if they fire at an enemy standing behind you.
Play I AM PLAYR I AM PLAYR Mar. 21, 2013
After game 1 I spent a bunch of coins to boost my match fitness, not knowing there would be mini-games to do that before the second match. Total waste, and it's because the game hadn't explained anything to me, but showed me that I was short on match fitness.
Play The Grinns Tale The Grinns Tale Mar. 13, 2013
I can't figure out what the Giddenburg balloon is? Where do I click?
Play Parasite Strike Parasite Strike Mar. 10, 2013
The first boss has killed me like 5 times...
Play Fear Less! Fear Less! Mar. 08, 2013
It would be more fun if coins had more value later in the game. Early on, it's worthwhile to take the risk to jump for a coin, but when upgrades cost 50 or 100 each, a single coin or even two is not worth the risk that some bunny rabbits are going to hop on screen a spoil my landing. I ended up just ignoring the 1-value coins, at that point.