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This is the nice little area where I tell you everything about myself. Well, I don't really think that that is very exciting, do you? I will now do my best, and favorite magic trick; Get you to know my personality without me saying anything about myself. Go ahead. Without further ado, Here's me, in a nutshell: Owner of what awesome blog as of july 6: Ackk.wordpress.com, baby! name: doctormarmalade for short: call me doc A little clarification: Okay, I am very good with my hands. See, I am a finger puppet choreographer. One fingerpuppet that I wear is bruce lee, one jackie chan, one mothra, one is the drummer for spinal tap, one is a little FPS doug, one is a little Raz(Razputin, wikipedia it), one is a little tom morello with a tiny guitar and tiny board of pedals, One is a little gordon freeman, complete with a tiny crowbar, one is a tiny medic from tf2, one is chitown15(I couldn't resist making a fingerpuppet of him.) Favorite quote concerning self: "Darwin: Although he isn't a real doctor, take one taste and youll wish he was." favorite color: im gonna have to go with orange philosophy: no regrets, random acts of kindness, and all that jazz What is your flavor: O__o Stop asking. And it may or may not be orange. the glass, half empty or half full?:the glass, to me, does not exist. the real question is am i an optimist or am i a pessimistQUESTION DODGED! coffee or espresso: espresso, i am rather fancy favorite band: jimi hendrix expirence or david bowie A note: If I say that I will be taking a short leave from chat To get some oreos with peanut butter, I will be gone for several hours. I mean it. favorite habit: i always answer questions with more questions. or do i? my soul: smells of fresh key limes too much info: do you know enough about me? ============================ This is a little joke section. I made all these up. 1) you know that a sit-com has lost its thunder when even the side characters that no one likes come out of the closet. 2) In baseball, throw the enemy team's home run ball back. Furthermore, aim for their base coaches. 3) Donut holes are a great invention. Right now im working on bagel holes. Maybe i should just get some really stale donut holes. 4) ackk.wordpress.com is awesome. This is not a joke. 5) I'm allergic to fire. It burns me. 6) if you think of the word phoenix down when you are invited to a funeral, you are a sick, sick bastard 7) go look up the word epitaph. Tell me if your's would want for it to include lolcode 8) We are always talking about government corruption. But really, can you honestly tell me that your mailmen, government workers, could you any harm? 9) I was on a website when i heard an ad go "Click here for TWO ipod nanos!" and i got to thinkin "If they didnt convince me with one, Why the hell would two work?" 10)When I was a wee lad, I would play soccer. My father, after the games, would bring us oranges. we had game everyday. I got very tired of eating them. That is, until, one day our father made a mistake and bought grapefruits. We were happy on that day. 11) I sometimes carry a coleman grill on a necklace, so I can run up to people and yell "YO! GET OUTTA OF MAH GRILL!" 12) Learn from your mistakes. Stop trying to make less than symbols. I didn't work then, and it won't now. Cry me a river. 13) REST IS FOR THE WEAK! Napping is for the sleepy! 14) FACT: 82% of all youtube's suggested videos involve the title "guy hit by [noun]" or "Guy hit in nuts with [Noun]" also, but to lesser quantities, "Guy hit in nuts by two [plural form of noun] 15) Mortal Kombat is a tournament for fighter's with explosively high blood pressure. One punch and... *Pop* 16) Microsoft autoupdate- Searches keyboards for loose change that may have fallen in them, then teleports them to bill gates. 17) I'd like to see greg mess with us and make a badge that says "Get all other badges to unlock this badge" and it will be that games only badge. 18) Back at my parties as a kid, we had no "Spin the bottle" or "seven minutes in heaven". It was russian roulette, or for the wimps, Seven minutes IN HELLL. 19) *Is a hippy* Don't use the hadron collider! How would you feel if you were sent hurdling at the speed of light at one of your friends, man! 20) How do you think that they name hurricanes? Just stand out there, on the coast, looking at the storm head on, fearlessly saying "YOU, MIGHTY BEAST OF NATURE AND WIND, ARE NAMED JORGE!" 21) I think that instead of having just girls be mods, I think they ditched that rule and made it so only girls could be admins (See ducklette and AlisonClaire) 22) Trampoline gyms all remind me of insane asylums. Everything, and I mean everything is soft. Like, sometimes, they make the Workers catch you. They treat you a lot like baseball pop flies. 23) I would propose to nursemarmalade with a set of brass knuckles. 24) If you go to a trampoline gym, and there are blood stains on the ceiling, be wary. 25) Let's clear something up. If you are in a band that no one has heard of, and you decide to turn into a sellout, you are not a sell out band. You are jingle writers. The logic is perfect, you jingle writer. 26) Okay, I don't do drugs, see? I wear, like twelve layers of socks. And everytime I need an adrenaline boost, I take off a pair, making me feel as powerful as I could ever feel. Until I get down to the last pair, where is the place of depression. 27) The best insult for pwning newbs: "In this story of life, you are the metaphor for suck" 28) I wonder how heath ledger's joker would've treated harley quinn. Use your imagination. Better yet... how harley quinn would have treated the joker... 29) "Here's something: I sign up for an animation class, and I get a guy whoes personal motto is "Pain is just weakness leaving the body"" (No, not really, I got an awesome teacher) 30) They have really got to stop giving crimes really cool names. Vehicular manslaughter? Vigilantes? Seriously, I have an urge to do those right now. 31) Never face a rational fear. 32) In wrigleyville(The cubs heartland), they sell mending stations for your heart. 32)Arkham Asylum: Home of the batshit insane 33) If you get hit by a train, don't blame the train. It is your own damn fault. 34) Everytime a moderator sighs, an angel gets its wings. 35) Men don't hug. We put eachother into headlocks until we get the message 36) my research paper on asbestos somehow turned into a dark comedy.. 37) If you shoot yourself with a nerf gun, your imagination dies. 38) Newbs Q.Q, ;_;, and :_:, real men cry their eyes out in real life! 39) I am not just legally insane, I am ILLEGALLY insane. 40) Once, I ran out of spoons when I was trying to eat a bowl of ice cream. I ended up using a fork, but I felt like I was going against some kind of conformity. 41) Everytime you speak, you are quoting the dictionary. 42) I was making up a greek myth for school, and I made it so my main character's name changed every few sentences. ""As athentheiticleis rose his blade, he saw athena, waiting for him. ....athentheiticlethedite rose from the ground, as the nymphs coddled him... athenthenthethocleistheis jumped at the" My teacher did not notice. NO ONE SPAMS MY BLOG: Before: http://i287.photobucket.com/albums/ll135/doctormarmalde/Picture11-2.png After: http://i287.photobucket.com/albums/ll135/doctormarmalde/Picture14.png The title's I have gotten First and foremost, I like the title "A newbs best first friend" "A god"- VMMolotov Too be added to, like all the sections on my profile Heres a breakdown of my friends list: Deadstick- The near retired cop, who often says the generic "I am gettin too old for this..." valkyrie- Team leader at command the base... she usually is the side character that mainly exists just to get you through the tutorial, then convienently disappears. Thalarion- the spunky teen! Often shouts " go get em team!" Fabricant- The typical anime character. He attacks with his toaster-hadouken venzael- The swift one, but often runs around the battlefield referencing movies you have never heard of. McCoyEVP- The comic relief guy. Usually is the first to go in a battle. Also, he is cannon fodder. Milskidasith- The JRPG character with spiky hair introverted, but not emo. Fans will make bets about the exact time he becomes the latter. Ether_shadow- another spunky anime character, except he has an oversized sword. Sakuya- the mysterious lady that, when she joins your crew, slowly becomes the new comic relief. Or she gets to be the narrarator... bubblesoap1- The angsty teenager, but also has anime hair. 'Cept it is bright orange. Bane-Um... Zelda_lover- the comic-deep voice guy.... thats about it. Itbenickyo- The energetic computer whiz... with anime hair. Nadroj09- the casual, low pressure soldier, with spiky anime hair... why do all my friends have anime hair? Physcomonkey- The kid with a crippling addiction to sarcasm.. with spiky anime super-jewfro hair. Goeagles94- He is that one guy with the spiky blue jewfro with the arrows... You remember him, right? He was from the party....yeah... Oceanix- The comical japanese gameshow announcer. He talks supa supa fast. alcibiades- Hes like a comical gameshow announcer, but he reports on mexican soccer(Fuuuutbooool!) games. Also has spiky PINK anime hair. GenX- THe narrator of the story... who talks like a pirate. Crazieshado- The hillbilly of our group, who is quite keen on bluegrass and burning people at the stake MeMe44- the no nonsense battle hardened pirate with a heart of gold. Erpothehunter- Little is known about this person. For more info, read "The Da Vinci code", his self titled autobiography. Pimple- Someone who sometimes can be very vague. Or he isn't? VMMolotov- seriously, where to start. Perhaps at birth. I mean, how about the beginning. Coincidentally enough, it was started at the beginning of life. he was shot out of a volcano, and over the course of his flight, he went around the earth for so long, that he decided to invent gravity to get him down. Unfortunetly, it had taken him many many years to do so, so scientology had developed. he landed right smack dab in the middle of a raving pack of them. He then invented lightning in the blink of an eye. It shot one scientologist down, but he was recomposed when his money crawled to his remains(Basically the remains were just the ankles down.) VM summoned much more lightning. He was summoning it so quickly that the worlds sky went haywire, shooting down every single piece of energy in the sky. That is how lightning was created. Furthermore, it was also lead to several discoveries about the whereabouts of orange juice island. But that's another story. Oh, and the story also explains why penguins don't have the chameleon qualities of camoflage. 00_Juice_00- The volleyball chick. He's totally tubular! Lilzombiegiraffe- Wait, I mentioned her before... whatever. Cooldragon23- the boisterous wombat that says the watergate scandal was caused by A lack of room service. Ascendant- Basically, this guy is a farmer that farms cabbage patch kids. The rest about him really doesn't matter... he gives me the chills. (To be added to. If you arent on here, and you are one of my good friends, ask me politely) The arbitrary point system!!! lol Rensworth- 1 ElysiumDrayke-1 Deadstick-1 Alcibiades-1 aislin_2706- 1 Chitown15- 2 Bdog2509- 1 VladtheeEater- 2 Everlovely- 1 and a half BjBinty- 2 T_61- 2 Bobo82-1 FerretFerret- 1 Itbenickyo- -184 MikeChilds-1 Lilzombiegirrafe-14 Javano-1 Joshhh- 1 Valkyrie- 2 crazy_chelsea-1 This here is a picture of my good friend, Venzael. http://bp0.blogger.com/_Fzq94YVbHHM/RwPwp8b8AFI/AAAAAAAAFJE/D-4vQjd8JvI/s1600-h/graffiti_street_art_001.jpg Here's Jaebn: http://graz.metblogs.com/archives/images/2007/05/graffiti-workshop.jpg Can't forget Bacter: http://www.bigbuckaroo.com/dancing-wall-man.jpg More to come.

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