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About me

number_two: The only words censored are ****, ****, ****, and ****.
holomntn: you forgot ****
number_two: Oh yes. And ****. Thank you, holo.

DoesNotCompute: Back then when I gave a fuck, oh wait… lol.

Pwnagethekid: I ripped a tag offa mattres
DoesNotCompute: Woah, Pwnage. You’re a bad ass! :D
iLuxuria: Right? now THAT’S a bad ass right thurr

Charmanders are red,
Squirtles are blue,
If you were a Pokemon,
I’d choose you,
Your smile is stronger than a
hyperbeam,
Like Jesse and James,
We’d make the perfect team,
I’d stay on your side,
Like Pikachu and Ash,
And I’ll love you more than a level 80
Rapidash,
You’re more legendary than Zapdos,
Entei, or Mew,
But out of all the Pokemon,
I choose you.

I’m usually very calm and happy, unless you mess with one of my friends, then I might have to tell you off.

  • Member Since: May. 29, 2011
  • Last Login: Apr. 22, 2012
  • Current Points: 111
  • Comments: 0
  • Forum posts: 0
  • Sex: Male
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Cat Confuse Your Tongue? (completed)
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Purrninating the Peasants (completed)
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Martian Recruit (completed)
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Beakbreaking Speed (completed)
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Beat Boss Battle Badge (medium - 15 points)

Clear "Isabel" on easy in DJManiax

Acquired Jan. 29, 2012

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Totally_Original

Nov 27, 2011 11:24am

Your a jerk. I command that you take my half drunken and hysterical rant off of your profile before I castrate you with a rusty spork that I call batman.
The end.

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DoesNotCompute Nov 27, 2011 3:32pm

But I like it. ;-;
Also, my a jerk?

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lolzmadlol Dec 18, 2011 12:59am

lolololol

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DoesNotCompute Dec 18, 2011 11:47am

Who the f.uck are you?

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SNACKPACK10

Sep 10, 2011 4:53pm

I…I… I saw… A BIRD!!!!! cries

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DoesNotCompute Nov 15, 2011 7:12am

No!
It’s just lonely!

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zxypher Nov 15, 2011 8:39pm

/portal2

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DoesNotCompute Nov 16, 2011 7:22am

Derp.

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zxypher

Nov 13, 2011 10:07pm

DNC.

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DoesNotCompute Nov 14, 2011 7:23am

Zxy.

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zxypher Nov 14, 2011 8:49pm

/nods

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DoesNotCompute Nov 15, 2011 7:12am

:3

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Reikokuna

Jul 23, 2011 1:52pm

mumble You stole my Sammy rights. D: I owned her first. :| I just didn’t quote it. And I still doooo! Temper tantrum.

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DoesNotCompute Jul 23, 2011 10:28pm

Erm, what? Confused. o-o

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Reikokuna Jul 24, 2011 2:30pm

>w> I claimed Sammy’s body befooooore you. :P So you have to pay rent. Gimme.

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DoesNotCompute Jul 24, 2011 2:51pm

Um, no.

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ZaixAezerWolf

Jun 17, 2011 7:38pm

thanks for the add buddy _
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DoesNotCompute Jun 18, 2011 1:24am

No problem. :D

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