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About me
Independent since March 3, 2012, 95th Anniversary of the Zimmerman Telegram.
I am currently based in Korea.
My national anthem
I feel that everyone should be cool like these cats
I encourage the right to mute, if you feel that my philosophies are disturbing, then please mute me. If you feel my criticism at times is annoying, then mute me. If there are any other reasons why you wish for my silence, please mute me. If I ask you otherwise, it’s still YOUR choice, no matter what others say. This applies to other people, also.
Thanks, al, for granting me the title of King of the Tablecats.
I am the umpteenth kongregate user to be silenced by request. Thanks, Poe. You have been silenced for 15 minutes.
Reason: DING DONG HERPTY DERP DERP CLEAN UR ROOM NOOBFACE
RP Ideas:
1: In 2045, free market beliefs have taken over the world. A man named (Person1) monopolized the markets of communications, computer technology and electronics in general. A gang made to “break up” monopolies is planning a hostile takeover of (insert company name here). However, (Person1) wasn’t about to let it go easily. (Person1) hired special assistance from (Person2) for his skills in (select one) so the gang would likely not be able to overtake his company’s HQ in (insert city here).
2: After a recent 20% spike in taxes, someone decided to lead a protest (Person1), with about thirty people at the capital building of (insert city here). The monarch (Person8), whose face had never been revealed to the public, ordered the protesters to twenty years in prison along with the leader of the protest(Person1) being sentenced to death in a faraway prison. The prisoners were lied to and they said he was speaking on their behalf to the royal court while he was being escorted north, to the harshest prison in the Kingdom, along a beachside route because of the naval strength of the Kingdom. After word got out, a group was organized in order to rescue(Person3, Person6, Person10) him from the guards(Person2, Person4, Person5, Person7, Person9) despite being severely outnumbered in a small swamp town that he would be escorted through that was seemingly off the radar. Anywhere else and the attempted freeing of the protest leader (Person1) would be instantaneously stopped by soldiers (NPC). It all came down to one attempt when the escort entered the town.
Genocidal Maniac Watchlist:
Ulrich
Crock
Notable Quotes:
1:
DoorbellX: Archimedes Death Ray.
Saber_Lily: “Fool!”
Saber_Alter: “Fool!”
Sir_Excalibur: “Fool!”
2:
DoorbellX: He’s fun to talk to. He’s very knowledgeable of great American literature.
DoorbellX: I should have used a semicolon. .
FireandIce: On the plus side you at least know a semicolon has a use other than winking. ;D
3:
DoorbellX: So, Kakkoii
DoorbellX: Do you like vitreous humour?
KakkoiiBishounen: Vitreous?
DoorbellX: Vitreous.
KakkoiiBishounen: First time I’ve heard that term used honestly. You’ll have to explain it to me.
DoorbellX: Well, you see.
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Badge earned
Badge Of The Day
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Purveyor of Proteins Badge (easy - 5 points)
Build a neuron that is at least 5,000 micrometers in length in Axon
Acquired Mar. 28, 2012
DoorbellX's game contributions
HCAUN stood courageously as the bombs detonated, while they didn’t stop their people from leaving Earth, many stayed out of respect for Earth, and for HCAUN. If HCAUN stayed, they would stay. This included most of Europe, a third of Africa, while in the Middle East, less than 0.01% of the population left Earth. We unite together, and we fall togeth… show moreHCAUN stood courageously as the bombs detonated, while they didn’t stop their people from leaving Earth, many stayed out of respect for Earth, and for HCAUN. If HCAUN stayed, they would stay. This included most of Europe, a third of Africa, while in the Middle East, less than 0.01% of the population left Earth. We unite together, and we fall together. John Henson’s fate was never discovered, the bombs hit just as search parties where being sent out, and the blast eradicated them before they found him. While most prayed, spending the last of their days with their families, HCAUN Government employees such as HCAUN President; Adofo Naadir stood in front of a camera, and gave a final reassuring speech to his people:
“People of HCAUN, do not fear, do not weep, we have faced many trials in our existence, we have been removed from Earth once, and we returned. We returned with a fiery vengeance that evolved into humbling sympathy for those being held under a tyrannical dictator. We may die now, but we will always have the spirit of HCAUN with us.” He began, looking directly at the camera he continued “Do not hate those who have decided to leave, they are our legacy. They take with them the records, the proof of our existence, both Earth’s and John Henson’s, and yours as well. So I say again, my people, do not fear, do not weep, for we will forever live on-” He was mere words away from finishing his speech before the blasts of heat slammed into the Czech Republic, melting all forms of communication towers and knocking out entire cities. Even though Adofo was under ground, the Earth quakes caused afterwards surely took his life afterwards. The blasts continued to swallow they Earth before slamming into one another, finally ending Earth in all it’s prospects. Remember the fallen, respect the dead, let them live forever more in legacy, and let Earth remain a constant stain on the IRF’s reputation. Forever reminding humans everywhere, the evil that truly lurks inside the IRF’s shadow.
The Fallen:
John Henson ?-2036: Founder of Henson Corporation(1932-2036), President of HCAUN (2019-2036)
Caesar Addamo: 1970-2036: General of the Mechanized Corps in UEA (2015-2020), Emperor of The Emerald Stave ( 2021-2036)
Krogr Dekker: ?-2036: General of the UEA Army (2010-2020) General of the HCAUN Military (2025-2036)
Adofo Naadir: 2000-2036: Major General of the Zulu Rangers (2023-2036) President of HCAUN (June, 2036- March, 2036)
Dhul-Fiqar Qutb: 1985-2036: President of IAPV (2029-2036) show less
“Five, four, three, two, one.” , the cameraman said before beginning to film reporter Ellis Lyang. "News from Fort Jeju-do states that NIMO has declared war on HCAUN and DTR, but the IRF’s involvement is currently unknown. However, Duck Young was found guilty of corruption, and will be publicly castrated, then bleed to death from his pubic are… show more“Five, four, three, two, one.” , the cameraman said before beginning to film reporter Ellis Lyang. "News from Fort Jeju-do states that NIMO has declared war on HCAUN and DTR, but the IRF’s involvement is currently unknown. However, Duck Young was found guilty of corruption, and will be publicly castrated, then bleed to death from his pubic area, despite negotiations falling through with Ryan, who No Mad described as “No better than Duck Young himself,” due to his stubbornness and short temper in negotiation. “Oh, it appears that the castration is about to begin! I have just been informed that Duck Young will be allowed to make a speech before being executed in front of the entire world in the most painful way possible.” Ellis moves to the side, allowing the camera to see Duck Young come up in front of the microphone. Duck Young had a look of pure rage on his face before saying, “I merely tried to erase weak scum that does not belong on this earth. They had land that could go to something far more important, so I wanted t-” a shot fired from the crowd, blowing Duck Young’s jaw off. The government officials and military ignored this, and proceeded to the castration. Duck Young’s arms were chained to a pole behind him, and his feet were chained to the ground. A man in a gardening hat, overalls and a sweater proceeded forth with hedge clippers. He unzipped Duck Young’s pants, then allowed them to fall to the floor. Next, he pulled down Duck Young’s navy blue briefs before putting both hands on the hedge clippers and putting them around Duck Young’s penis. He put his hands together without letting go of the hedge clippers, blood spurted everywhere as Duck Young’s penis fell to the ground. The clippers, covered in blood, were placed on the ground as the man bended over, then picked up the piece of dead flesh. The man opened Duck Young’s broken jaw, then put Duck Young’s penis in there as Duck Young would stay there to bleed to death. After 30 minutes of video of Duck Young bleeding, Ellis Lyang stepped in front of the camera, saying “Ah, nothing better than a properly executed Doorbellian execution. No one should commit such terrible crimes, and all who do will likely be punished in a similar method to this. Now, we will take you back to your regular programming. Thanks for watching KTV on this beautiful day.” show less
Get back on, man, the Badkid Weeaboos need you.
I shout to myself: You are stupid.
I am not as nerdy about RPGs (that’s what you were talking about right?) as you are, but I am probably more nerdy about books and smart stuff, so I feel your pain. Kind of.
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