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Hey guys, it’s Daniel here, and yes, my username is my initials. Wanna fight about it? Anywho.

What not to do at a Lord of the Rings movie:

1. Stand up halfway through the movie and yell loudly: Wait! Which one is Harry Potter? (Which one indeed? Gollum?)
2. Block the entrance to the theatre while screaming: “YOU SHALL NOT PASS!” (You s…hant!)
3. After the movie, proclaim loudly: “Lucas could have done it better!” (He could have)
4. Play a silly game where you have to have to laugh every time someone in the movie mentions “The Ring.”
5. Ask everyone around you if they think Gandalf went to Hogwarts. (Could he be Dumbledore’s twin brother?)
6. Finish off every one of Elrond’s lines with “Mr. Anderson.”
7. When Saruman is in Isengard, stand up and shout out “Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down thy hair.” (Yes, do indeed, Rapunzel)
8. Talk loudly like Gollum all through the movie. At the end, bite off somebody’s finger and fall down the stairs.
9. Dress up as old ladies and re-enact “The Battle Of Helms Deep” Monty Python-style.
10. When Denethor lights the fire, shout “BARBECUE!”
11. In The Two Towers when the Ents decide to march to war, stand up and yell “RUN, FOREST, RUN!!!”
12. Every time someone kills an Orc, yell: “That’s what I’m TOLKEIN about!”
13. During a wide shot of a battle scene, yell: “Where’s Waldo?”
15. Start an Orc sing-along.
16. Come to the premiere dressed as Dr Frankenfurter and walk around like everybody else is confused.
17. When they go into the paths of the dead, wait for a tense moment and shout, “I see DEAD PEOPLE!”
18. Loudly imitate what you think a conversation between Gollum, Dobby and Yoda would sound like.
19. Release a jar of Daddy-long-legs into the theatre during the Shelob scene.
20. Wonder out loud of Aragorn is going to run for Governor of California.
21. When Shelob appears, loudly exclaim how Brittany has really let herself go!
22. Three quarters through the movie loudly ask your neighbour “Which one is Michael Flatley and when is he going to dance?” (Really! When is he?)

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