DrDubs

As a young kin I was chosen out of my Siamese triplets, being the healthiest looking one. The other two were thrown off a cliff. I trained for hours a day in my courtyard arena and finally surpassed my master and was sent on a mission. I was sent into the wild to fend on my own and had to fight off a giant god damn wolf. I then proceeded to defeat the entire Nazi army with three hundred of the best soldiers in the world. I then shook hands with the president, President Lincoln. he met me in his Lincoln log cabin and we discussed strategies to save Private Ryan, and jammed with Elvis and Aerosmith. This? This is just the beginning.