DrPhil117

My facts of life (all of these are true) 1. Don’t jump a clown 2. Don’t punch a stripper 3. Never spray a badger with mace 4. Never Make a D.I.Y parachute 5.never shoot a cow with a bazooka ( one word: guilt.) 6. Don’t put a pizza bagel in the toaster 7. Don’t put peanut butter in a trombone 8. Never throw a baby, even at a burgerler 9. Don’t rob a gas station armed with a snake 10.don’t betray chuck Norris 11. Don’t poke a bear with a stick 12. Don’t call a hobo fat