Sarcastic, smart-ass wrestling geek. Loves video games, music, and girls. ½ of the ImpostaBustas. ½ of the Dynamic Dr Duo w/ DrMoreauIsBack (aka Mr Dr). Also known as Dr. Microwave and Dr. Combusto. 1 - 0 vs. Aquilonn in Ramen Cook-offs.
RANDOM QUOTES (Credit to ClawOfJudgeJudy1 for the idea). SillySally12321: lol no offence but when i go type germans i get drunky lesbys SillySally12321: Prostitute... SillySally12321: BAHAHAHA THATS A PROSECUTOR SillySally12321: LMFAO U DONT KNOW UR WORDS. Godly_Karrow: Wrong, a prostitute is a whore. Dipshit. Godly_Karrow: Sally probably Googled "prostitute" and misspelled it. Godly_Karrow: "prositue" Godly_Karrow: And then it said "did you mean prosecutor" SillySally12321: lol yh germanys quite a dildo making sausage making. luna_moon: U STFU THAT CON THING IS NOTHING BUT A LIE CON ISNT EVEN A WORD DrThirteen: CON IS A WORD, DIPSHIT. whooping: hello sexy women I'm single DrThirteen: Hello, random dude. I'm a raging homo. ClawOfJudgeJudy1: oh you're a doctor ClawOfJudgeJudy1: can you tell me what these huge lumps are on my arms? DrThirteen: Biceps. ClawOfJudgeJudy1: oh they're my giant biceps ClawOfJudgeJudy1: GODDAMN IT DrThirteen: :) Battlefield4L2: omfg a thing name adf.ly it all ways pooping up!! ClawOfJudgeJudy1: WHAT HELLO WE'RE ALL TALKING YAK NOB gotmoo123: ching chong donkey kong Michalleroy: playing sfh2 again this game is so addicting empiregold: what is sfh 2 Michalleroy: Strike Force Hores 2 Michalleroy: lol **** i mean heros Michalleroy: goddamnit epic type fail ClawOfJudgeJudy1: im a ghey ClawOfJudgeJudy1: as is thirt DrThirteen: How ghey r u? ClawOfJudgeJudy1: if you look up ghey in the dictionary it will say See CLAWOFJUDGEJUDY1 ClawOfJudgeJudy1: and the definition of CLAWOFJUDGEJUDY1 is ghey SonOfCain: Half the people on the internet are below average. RavenWhiteWater: The other half are above average. slimbeatty: thats why its an average slimbeatty: .-. bonaynay: average in what? DrThirteen: Average in gheyness. RavenWhiteWater: ^ kry_sp33dy: ive always been confused by this chatroom ClawOfJudgeJudy1: what is the terminal velocity of gheyness when approaching the speed of anal? bonaynay: depends on altitude Kitezer: Here I am acting all normal and then it's like Kitezer: "ahahaha hey guys kite es lusr" Kitezer: and then I'm like Kitezer: "Screw this I can play video games" DrThirteen: ahahaha hey guys kite es lusr Kitezer: y dis DrThirteen: XD Ablutophobious: I'd rather be blind so I won't see those disgusting duck-faced retards from their 'yolocaust'. Godly_Karrow: u gon act lik a bitch Godly_Karrow: u gon die lik a bitch BallisticForce13: pc askd: PC? askd: Paenus Check? DrThirteen: Penal Code? Godly_Karrow: yo askd: Penetration Check? Godly_Karrow: penal code Godly_Karrow: the one you follow Godly_Karrow: by sucking dick DrThirteen: :| xXxFrenzyxXx: Good nightrogen. DrThirteen: Shut up. DrThirteen: Sleep titrogen. xXxFrenzyxXx: Okay. DrThirteen: tightrogen* DrThirteen: Don't let the bedbugs bitrogen. DrThirteen: I've seen that one. Kitezer: Should I eat or play video games. Kitezer: Or sleep. Fallacia: If awake is greather than or equal to 18 hours, sleep. If last meal = more than 5 hours ago, eat + tv show. Otherwise, video game Fallacia: Though ignore the >5 hours meal claw if already awake for more than 15 hours Fallacia: *clause DrThirteen: K, putting that in my quotes for further use. DrThirteen: Fall, thank you for that. Mr_Plank: Madness? DrThirteen: Insanity* Mr_Plank: THIS Mr_Plank: IS DrThirteen: SPARTA Mr_Plank: SPARTA Mr_Plank: DAMNIR=T! DrThirteen: YES! Mr_Plank: haha beat me to it! Mr_Plank: well done DrThirteen: THAT'S TWICE I'VE DONE THAT ClawOfJudgeJudy1: what do you call enrique iglesias at the north pole? ClawOfJudgeJudy1: enrique igloosias joebob23: apparently your anxiety or obsessiveness or hardheaded-ness could have been passed down from your grandparent's experiences in life wowok: like being gay joebob23: like being gay DrThirteen: :o joebob23: conversely you could receive benefits too Ivashu: like being gay joebob23: but it really does kind of explain a lot joebob23: like being gay MrBean_LOL: "You Destroyed 0 Ships.You Did Not Save Earth.You Have 0 Spare Lives.You Scored a Total Of 0 Points.RANK: QUISQUILIOUS RACONTEUR". What the hell do the last two words mean? DrThirteen: ... wut. DrThirteen: Quisquilious Raconteur... DrThirteen: lemme look that up MrBean_LOL: Dr? DrThirteen: First word means like rubbish, trashy, worthless. DrThirteen: Second word means one skilled in telling stories. MrBean_LOL: uh-oh... tjustin1313: BEAN IS A BAD STORY TELLER DrThirteen: LOL 100owner: Erm. DrThirteen: *yawn* 100owner: Waht. 100owner: Dont yawn me 100owner: I've been awake for nearly 16 hours now. 100owner: Im running on coffee and hormones. DrThirteen: Go to sleep then. 100owner: Nah. 100owner: I have to wait until nightfall Relvamon: Doc, did you see what sexual choclate did? DrThirteen: Yeah. DrThirteen: He deserves an Oscar. Relvamon: That dude...deserves...you copied my line! D: DrThirteen: LOLOL orimarc: stormfront = shitstorm generator joebob23: my anus = shitstorm generator Shinjodinoaety: So, is it true Kanye's daughter will be named Shinjodinoaety: North Noisebot: yes Noisebot: yes it Noisebot: is Shinjodinoaety: i.e. North West Shinjodinoaety: His daughter will go places, more specifically up and to the left. MysticMania: once when I was leaving class, I was walking over to my car and this little chick in a giant SUV backed up super fast into a dumpster, screamed YOLO and drove away MysticMania: i was so scared DrThirteen: LOL Kitezer: Dr. Kitezer: Wanna know what's funnier DrThirteen: What? Noisebot: brb applying for a job Kitezer: Noise's chances of getting the job ClawOfJudgeJudy1: aww thats meeeaaaan Kitezer: ahahahahahaha MysticMania: ouch Dx DrThirteen: *ba dum tsh* ClawOfJudgeJudy1: *crickets* Kitezer: Hi Dr. DrThirteen: Hi Kite. Noisebot: hi kite Noisebot: hi MDMA Noisebot: hi dr Shinjodinoaety: *waits for it* Noisebot: tghats all the hi i have to say for today Noisebot: no more hi Shinjodinoaety: **** u Noisebot: ʕ◡ᴥ◡✿ʔ Shinjodinoaety: ill eat your parents. Noisebot: which ones DrThirteen: Hi Noise. Noisebot: hi Noisebot: shit Noisebot: you tricked me Noisebot: i hate you DrThirteen: wut. DrThirteen: Noise, what's wrong? Kitezer: noise Kitezer: Dr Kitezer: Noisebot: tghats all the hi i have to say for today DrThirteen: LOLOL DrThirteen: I WIN LBJ1999: who r u DrThirteen: who who, who who DrThirteen: I REALLLLLLY WANNA KNOW joebob23: awwwwww shiet DrThirteen: WHOOOOOO ARE YA? Luthinater: who who who who joebob23: AWWW SHIET NOW joebob23: AWWWW HAAAILL YEEAH joebob23: sorry joebob23: i get amped up when i hear the who joebob23: its an uncontrollable reaction DrThirteen: This is going in quotes. joebob23: gradually cultivates over years of forced-csi viewing Kitezer: that was inspirign Kitezer: spinrgin Kitezer: shit Kitezer: inspiring Kitezer: spin virgin DrThirteen: inspirign DrThirteen: spinrgin DrThirteen: Goddamnit Kite, did you have another stroke? Lord_Lucien: Incest ClawOfJudgeJudy1: outcest DrThirteen: LOL ClawOfJudgeJudy1: thats regular sex joebob23: incestuous infestation DrThirteen: outcestuous outfestation. Kitezer: incestual tension causes quite a conniption joebob23: i'll conniption your mom. ClawOfJudgeJudy1: willy lol ClawOfJudgeJudy1: nobody says willy just me Elakyn: Willy Wanka wank a willy DrThirteen: Your mom wanked a willy. Noisebot: 14 year old Lesbiands Noisebot: Leabsidna Noisebot: Seasdide lebsoans Noisebot: alsdgkjadsgkl DrThirteen: Noise is having a stroke. DrThirteen: Noise, are you okay, mate? Elakyn: He died. Elakyn: Brain aneurysm ClawOfJudgeJudy1: he dead when he stroked DrThirteen: No, stroke. Elakyn: Poor Noise ClawOfJudgeJudy1: brain analism DrThirteen: RIP Noise. DrThirteen: A moment of silence for our fallen AAA'er? Elakyn: Who's gonna own the room next? DrThirteen: Prob Fall. ClawOfJudgeJudy1: me obviously ClawOfJudgeJudy1: as i have the whole time Elakyn: It's spelled "dragon" you uncultured swine ClawOfJudgeJudy1: lol dragon DrThirteen: No, Elak. ClawOfJudgeJudy1: blue eyes white drongo DrThirteen: LOL Kitezer: My sister stole my goal of becoming a lawyer DrThirteen: Be a doctor. Kitezer: Even though she never played a phoenix wright game before DrThirteen: One up her. DrThirteen: OH, KITE, is she hot? Kitezer: I can't be a doctor because malpr- DrThirteen: LOL Kitezer: Dr wtf DrThirteen: wut? Kitezer: Yes, she's hot. :I MysticMania: EW YOU THINK YOUR SISTERS HOT MysticMania: EWWW MysticMania: xD DrThirteen: LOLOL MysticMania: jk DrThirteen: HAHAHAHAHA Kitezer: sh- piplu12345: ... DrThirteen: ,,, DrThirteen: That looks like three semi-colons. DrThirteen: :) piplu12345: true DrThirteen: GODDAMNIT JUST GIMME THE MAP ALREADY. DrThirteen: THis game. DrThirteen: *sigh* RavenWhiteWater: Doc, stop being so damn cute DrThirteen: I just scrolled up to see what I missed in the chat, and Raven, wut. Kitezer: Bitches be like Kitezer: "kite u suk" Kitezer: den i b liek DrThirteen: kite u suk Kitezer: "have u ever heard of a flange gasket" Kitezer: Then I be all like Kitezer: "it's called a fgt now, guys" DrThirteen: ahahaha hey guys kite es lusr Kitezer: and that's how the word fgt was created Kitezer: Yes. (◡‿◡✿) DrThirteen: Kite, you don't remember that, do you? Kitezer: Yes. DrThirteen: :o DrThirteen: You do? Kitezer: Yes. DrThirteen: Well then, you didn't reply with the appropriate response, which is 'y dis'. Loudclaw: K1no's comp is shitting down for updates Loudclaw: Um Loudclaw: *shutting DrThirteen: shitting down DrThirteen: LOLOL DrThirteen: QUOTES Tycholarfero: I personally take offense to "u shit". Tycholarfero: I'll have you know that I am the highest of shits. DrThirteen: u shit Tycholarfero: :( DrThirteen: ahahaha hey guys kite es lusr Kitezer: dr Kitezer: y dis DrThirteen: XD Kitezer: Hi Dr. DrThirteen: Hi Kite. Noisebot: hi doc DrThirteen: Hi Noise. pinktool: hi kite pinktool: hi noize pinktool: hi doc DrThirteen: Hi pink. Kitezer: Hi pink pinktool: =;) ,hi DrThirteen: SO MUCH HI Noisebot: hi pink pinktool: hi hidalgo DrThirteen: Hi Claw. pinktool: hi claw RavenWhiteWater: Hey Noise, hey Rehm ClawOfJudgeJudy1: hello pinktool: hi. DrThirteen: Raven. RavenWhiteWater: Dr DrThirteen: You said something a while back. DrThirteen: Raven... RavenWhiteWater: Dr. RavenWhiteWater: I did say something a while back. DrThirteen: You said something relating to me a while back. RavenWhiteWater: I've said many, many things in the past. Can you be more specific? To RavenWhiteWater: DrThirteen: GODDAMNIT JUST GIMME THE MAP ALREADY.DrThirteen: THis game.DrThirteen: sighRavenWhiteWater: Doc, stop being so damn cuteDrThirteen: I just scrolled up to see what I missed in the chat, and Raven, wut. DrThirteen: Thar. DrThirteen: That's what you said. RavenWhiteWater: lmao RavenWhiteWater: You're so cute. DrThirteen: How... DrThirteen: wut even... Relvamon: Even Simba was exiled once Relvamon: So should you DrThirteen: Rel, don't stick up for lion. Ace1263: I'm pretty sure he's not, friend. DrThirteen: Well I don't know if he is. Relvamon: Only for Simba, lest he got laid DrThirteen: You realize Simba and Nala are related, right? Relvamon: Yea, they are Elakyn: It's pretty accurate considering how lion clans work. Elakyn: The alpha bangs all the females, including family Elakyn: Disney: trying to educate us? DrThirteen: Lion King, promoting incest since 1994. Ace1263: Your mom is called a pride, not a clan. DrThirteen: Claw and I became friends over a celeb. Elakyn: Hmm Elakyn: Who? ClawOfJudgeJudy1: we became friends because we're the best of friends DrThirteen: We became friends over Anneliese van der Pol. ClawOfJudgeJudy1: van der fuk the police DrThirteen: LOLOL TheRamdomGuy: ...wtf? I come back from the infinityloop website, and the chat went from dbz abridge to youtube and google being suicided and nudity? TheRamdomGuy: O.o TheRamdomGuy: being sued* Fallacia: Welcome to the internet TheRamdomGuy: XD DrThirteen: Being suicided. DrThirteen: LOLOL TheRamdomGuy: .. TheRamdomGuy: brain fart.. TheRamdomGuy: :P DrThirteen: I'm going to sleep. Kitezer: >does nothing all day Kitezer: >says bye Kitezer: Bye, Dr. DrThirteen: I was here earlier. DrThirteen: So stfu. Kitezer: You didn't say anything Kitezer: ;p; DrThirteen: I did. Kitezer: You didn't Kitezer: converse DrThirteen: I did. Kitezer: All you did was call me a loser Kitezer: just sayin DrThirteen: That was yesterday. Kitezer: wait DrThirteen: I was talking earlier today. Kitezer: It was Kitezer: wtf Kitezer: chrsit Kitezer: My memories are just blurred lines sometimes Kitezer: Anyways DrThirteen: ahahaha hey guys kite es idjit DrThirteen: ahahaha hey guys kite es lusr EyeOnAiman: Girl: Will you love me 4ever? EyeOnAiman: Boy: No EyeOnAiman: Girl: *cries and trips and die* DrThirteen: I'll love you 5ever. EyeOnAiman: Boy: WHAT THE F*CK MAN? YOU STOLE MY LINE! DrThirteen: :D EyeOnAiman: Boy: I WAS GONNA SAY THAT! Fallacia: I smoked for nearly 10 years and over 6 of those were spent trying to quit Fallacia: I finally managed to quit because I got salmonella poisoning and couldn't go out to smoke Kitezer: fall why did you put peanut butter on your cigarettes wtf Fallacia: 3 years later this month, I still have at least one dream a weak, sometimes more, where I realize I'm smoking in a dream and get so pissed thinking that I'll have to quit again that I wake myself up Fallacia: Kite, I didn't put peanut butter on my cigarettes. I got salmonella poisoning from Austin's Peanut butter Crackers DrThirteen: You piss yourself off to the point of being so mad you wake yourself up? Fallacia: Yes, Hadley Jack_Of_Blades_: When life hands you lemons, make orange juice, and leave the world wondering how you did it. Kitezer: internet borked again Kitezer: I'm just Exaggeraginerationeeringating Kitezer: shit AwesomeTricycle: wat Kitezer: i forgot the word Kitezer: i made that up Kitezer: :c AwesomeTricycle: what does borked mean DrThirteen: "exaggeraginerationeeringating" wut. DrThirteen: Kite, you didn't answer Tricycle's question. DrThirteen: What does borked mean? Kitezer: Who the shit is Tricycle. Kitezer: Oh. Kitezer: idk Kitezer: Kitty said it once Fallacia: It depends on the context, but in general, it typically means that you're ****ed Fallacia: Screwed DrThirteen: Borked means screwed/****ed? Kitezer: omfg DrThirteen: "I got borked last night." Fallacia: We're DOOOOOOOMed Kitezer: I thought it meant Kitezer: "messed up" Fallacia: Not literally Fallacia: Kite, that's the context Fallacia: You've never heard someone say they were ****ed when things were messed up? DrThirteen: "We borked all night long." Kitezer: no DrThirteen: heh heh heh Fallacia: DrT, not literally DrThirteen: I can't stop laughing now. Kitezer: So immature. (◡‿◡✿) DrThirteen: Fall DrThirteen: I have a question for you Fallacia: Hopefully not a hard one DrThirteen: Have you had any more dreams where you piss yourself off to the point of waking up? DrThirteen: Cuz I remember that conversation. Fallacia: A couple DrThirteen: Lemme guess, you were smoking in the dream? Fallacia: Usually tobacco related DrThirteen: LOL DrThirteen: -comcast calls- **** YOU ASSHOLES I'M EATING DrThirteen: -solicitor calls- **** YOU ASSHOLE I'M EATING DrThirteen: -telemarketer calls- **** OFF ASSHOLE I'M WATCHING SOMETHING DrThirteen: Hey Fall. DrThirteen: I have a question. Fallacia: Yes, Hadley? DrThirteen: Have you had any more of those dreams? Fallacia: Cigarettes? DrThirteen: Mhm Fallacia: Yeah, I had one yesterday or the day before DrThirteen: LOL DrThirteen: I'm sorry but it's funny. Fallacia: I realized I was smoking and was like, "Wait, I'm dreaming, aren't it" Fallacia: So then I was in my bed, except I had a cigarette and said, "Nope, try again" Fallacia: Then I woke up for real DrThirteen: Oh my God. sopimusicianTWO: Do you ever have cravings? Fallacia: No cravings. I just smoke in my dreams and get pissed enough to wake up DrThirteen: Fall gets pissed because he thinks he has to quit again. Fallacia: Ladies, ladies, you're out of your gourd. The layers of this conversation are making me bored. We can eat up our onions or deny just the same. An argument this petty is entirely mundane. DrThirteen: Claw ClawOfJudgeJudy1: Thirt DrThirteen: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zq-57LqHMNg DrThirteen: remember this? ClawOfJudgeJudy1: I FUKING KNEW IT DrThirteen: wut ClawOfJudgeJudy1: I FUKING DID M8 I SWER2GOD ClawOfJudgeJudy1: i was like hmm i wonder if its dat chickl ClawOfJudgeJudy1: *chick DrThirteen: LOLOL DrThirteen: -claps- Aquilonn: Uehehe, the Just Chatting room is talking about Chastity Vows. BarrackObamama: Huehuehue Aquilonn: Uehehehe. DrThirteen: "That's just called not being able to get any" LOLOL Aquilonn: koRnie: That's just called not being able to get any. Aquilonn: Doc y u ninja me BarrackObamama: Lol DrThirteen: OMG LOLOL DrThirteen: QUOTES Albeus: Grimer, wen u evolve into Muk pls? qrimes1: It's a q, you savage. Albeus: Oh, so you're black, then. DrThirteen: qrimer, that sounds like someone who commits crimes. Albeus: ^ Albeus: High five, Dr13 Albeus: That's what I was getting at. DrThirteen: lolol qrimes1: I do commit crimes. qrimes1: Usually hate crimes and sodomy. Albeus: For the sake of the rules, lets just say that I was observing a stereotype that black people in my area tend to represent the G phonetic with a Q. Take for example "Qurl" Albeus: They also represent the C or K phonetic with it as well. Albeus: Take for example "Niqqa." DrThirteen: I had a friend who would do the 'q instead of g' thing. Albeus: This is not racist, as it does not imply any sort of racial inferiority nor superiority. Anyone who is offended by my observation should grow a pair. DrThirteen: Ironically, said friend is black. Albeus: It is in line with my observation. Amour: @Fallacia I heard that in California, if you scream really loud "O.K. Glass. Safe search off. Search horse **** midget. Open first 50 results in new tabs." People don't look at you funny DrThirteen: Amour, wtf. Fallacia: Only so long as you aren't standing near a federal building. DrThirteen: Oh my God. Fallacia: Otherwise you'd likely be held for questioning since that is considered illegal pornography in the US. DrThirteen: I come back to that shit. Kitezer: What Kitezer: What the **** Amour: DrThirteen: you've never heard of jokes to make when you meet someone with google glasses? Kitezer: I come back to this shit Kitezer: I almost blamed Dr for it, too DrThirteen: Amour, not really. Amour: Just scream "OK Glass. Search something." and the guy wearing the glasses will see the result. Fallacia: I'm pretty sure I misread something while I was skimming Fallacia: *while I was skimming, because I could have sworn I read "Every time I sleep, a puppy dies" Godly_Rehm: Lolol Godly_Rehm: Was that you, Stal? Fallacia: I didn't actually see that anywhere when I reread chat Godly_Rehm: That's funny. Fallacia: But I could have sworn I saw that Godly_Rehm: Fall, that's something hilarious that Stal would do. ozworth: Sell yourself on the streets, then start doing heroine and you need never worry bout getting a car again ozworth: I thought it was a grand idea. DrThirteen: heroin* Kitezer: That's the second time dr's corrected somebody on heroin. Kitezer: In the past 2 hours DrThirteen: You're not doing a courageous female, you're doing a drug. Kitezer: what's the difference DrThirteen: Unless you like doing heroines too. Kitezer: I like doing villains. Kitezer: (◡‿◡✿) evil females. Aquilonn: The Doc is gayer than a treeful of monkeys on nitrous oxide Rehm. cassidymchugh_: ur pussy u won't do it ik DrThirteen: cassidy, you shouldn't use words like that. DrThirteen: when you're so young. cassidymchugh_: lol mad isn't a swear word u dumbass DrThirteen: I meant pussy. DrThirteen: And now dumbass. cassidymchugh_: oh cassidymchugh_: lol DrThirteen: ****ing idiot. DrThirteen: Oh holy shit these cookies taste awesome. RavenWhiteWater: Your face tastes awesome. DrThirteen: Ravennn DrThirteen: nooo RavenWhiteWater: ;) DrThirteen: Oh, you still haven't explained yourself Raven. DrThirteen: It's been months. DrThirteen: And you haven't. DrThirteen: That's not cool. RavenWhiteWater: Haha DrThirteen: I will phrase the question again. RavenWhiteWater: Because you are DrThirteen: You can't just say DrThirteen: "because you are" RavenWhiteWater: Some of the things that you say are cute. RavenWhiteWater: It's your personality. DrThirteen: :o asad78611: Knock knock. DrThirteen: asad, who's there? asad78611: Daisy! DrThirteen: Daisy who? asad78611: DAISY ME ROLINNNN THEY HATINNNN DrThirteen: lol Fallacia: I smoked for the better part of 10 years Fallacia: I had all the years of cool I could take DrThirteen: Fall, do you still have those dreams? Fallacia: Yes, Hadley. I had one 3 nights ago AlastorXVI: o.o dreams? DrThirteen: Oh shit. Fallacia: I have at least a couple dreams a week where I realize in the dream that I'm smoking and get so pissed at the prospect of having to quit again that I wake up Fallacia: Still have them even after not having a cigarette for over 3 years now Chuck_N: (‿ˠ‿) Elakyn: My cousin told me he pucnhed a wall once, thinking it was drywall Elakyn: Turns out it wasn't, and his pinky was dangling from his hand Kitezer: ur cousin is dumb DrThirteen: Guys DrThirteen: Knock knock Kitezer: Who's ther Kitezer: *there DrThirteen: Daisy Kitezer: dais- Kitezer: u **** DrThirteen: wut Kitezer: im not DrThirteen: DAISY ME ROLLIN', DEY HATIN' Kitezer: dr y do u hate me so randallbuckheit: pepsi definantly isn't the best... go Dr. Pepper Chuck_N: no her name is DrThirteen DrThirteen: LOL Chuck_N: not DrPepper DrThirteen: Knock knock. Bolt: Who's there? DrThirteen: Daisy. Bolt: Daisy who? DrThirteen: DAISY ME ROLLIN', DEY HATIN'. Bolt: Rotfl Aquilonn: Rehm are you considering the life of rainbows and homolust :? DrThirteen: Heya Aqui Aquilonn: Because Doc was totally into you. Aquilonn: Uehehe. DrThirteen: Goddamnit Aquilonn: Damn, bad timing. SpankMePls: aqui Aquilonn: Super bad timing. SpankMePls: stahp DrThirteen: dat ****ing timing DrThirteen: holy shit Aquilonn: D-Doc. Heeeey, howzit goin girl. DrThirteen: Aqui you can't save face now. SpankMePls: aqui Aquilonn: We ain't talkin bout u at all. SpankMePls: you just spoilt remy's plan DrThirteen: Bullshit. Aquilonn: Daaaamn that was horrendous timing. Aquilonn: :'D To Aquilonn: that fucking timing was perf, holy shit Aquilonn: No it wasn't (reply) Aquilonn: I die nao (reply) To Aquilonn: Was perfect for me, maybe not so much for you. :') Aquilonn: I lie down and die. (reply) Aquilonn: goodbai 5eva (reply) DrThirteen: aqui Aquilonn: Doc >:] DrThirteen: I hope you like my recent addition to my quotes Aquilonn: Nooooooooo Aquilonn: Tell me you didn't. DrThirteen: I didn't wut Aquilonn: u did :'D DrThirteen: :D DrThirteen: ofc I did Aquilonn: Doc I crai. Aquilonn: Crai 5eva. DrThirteen: Aqui DrThirteen: I'm considering adding the brief PM exchange to that quote DrThirteen: Because it makes it so much better Aquilonn: Doc pls. No. Aquilonn: Someone stahp her. DrThirteen: y nawt, Aqui? Aquilonn: Because, Doc. Aquilonn: bcuz. DrThirteen: bcuz y Aquilonn: bcuz Betty eats cold apples under Susie's elephant. DrThirteen: Aqui that's not a real reason. Aquilonn: totes real reason fite me DrThirteen: i'll fite u alright DrThirteen: i'll fite you by adding it Aquilonn: Imma crai. DrThirteen: YOU SAW IT DrThirteen: :'D Aquilonn: come fite me another day. Aquilonn: store is closed. Aquilonn: no refunds avaiable. DrThirteen: I'm laughing so ****ing hard. DrThirteen: Aqui, I hope you laugh as much as I do regarding those three sections. DrThirteen: Because holy shit. DrThirteen: That was perfect. eceap_ni_PIR: so the other day i stopped to tie my shoes, and this fat ass street cat saw the string and started running towards me eceap_ni_PIR: like are they genetically encoded to want to play with rope joebob23: lmfao eceap_ni_PIR: because that bastard never saw a piece of rope in his life Elakyn: "He's talking about "f***". You can't say "f***" in school you f***ing fatass" Docu: I can lay bare all the names of kong Docu: Dr 13 - Remy Hadley DrThirteen: :o Aquilonn: lol Aquilonn: Nice try good effort. DrThirteen: Well mine is kinda obv. DrThirteen: So no effort needed. Aquilonn: Nice try no effort. Aquilonn: Uehehe. DrThirteen: Claw, you wanna know who's hot? DrThirteen: http://i.imgur.com/1BLB7o9.jpg DrThirteen: Her. ClawOfJudgeJudy1: i do ClawOfJudgeJudy1: ffff ClawOfJudgeJudy1: knew it DrThirteen: YAS DrThirteen: Claw, ofc you knew it. Aquilonn: Do not underestimate my capacity for sloth. DrThirteen: My parental drives a Buick DrThirteen: lol Albeus: Buicks are old man cars Albeus: On my way to the clinic Albeus: Bout to get dat dialysis done doe Albeus: Finna get dem scrips for muh angina. Albeus: Pick up my wife at bingo Albeus: Sort of car. Albeus: PONTIAC Albeus: Poor Old ****s Think Its a Cadillac Albeus: P.O.N.T.I.A.C Kitezer: jesus christ what in holy hells DrThirteen: You just won theGREATEST SHOW ON EARTH BADGEGreatest Show on Earth (completed)Badge earnedmedium - 15 points Game completed – Stuck on something weird? Check Atsuiai's comment below! DrThirteen: Congratulations, DrThirteenYou’re now level 21!Earn 249 more points to reach level 22! DrThirteen: Cleared cache -> closed browser -> reopened browser -> reclosed browser -> restarted comp -> reopened browser -> checked sites -> ****yeah.jpg joebob23: i've definitely had a more difficult time explaining binary digits to people who try to program DominatorJ: http://imgur.com/a/l5p6C Aquilonn: >:O DominatorJ: Google's recommendations. Aquilonn: "Is it down. Is it up." raziel11: is lol up raziel11: is league of legends down raziel11: -_- Aquilonn: "Is santa claud real." Aquilonn: Claus. raziel11: no, but santa claus is DrThirteen: "is masturbation a sin" Godly_Rehm: Lol. Aquilonn: "Is you mad or nah." raziel11: can rocks be gay? DrThirteen: AQUI NO Aquilonn: i laff 5eva DominatorJ: I love the "M"s. DrThirteen: u ninja'd raziel11: these are questions we most know DrThirteen: "is sharkeisha dead" DrThirteen: "is obama gay" DrThirteen: "is vodka gluten free" "is wine gluten free" Godly_Rehm: Inverted dick boner. Godly_Rehm: Vaginas expand when they have a boner. Pohohoho. Godly_Rehm: Did I really say that? Godly_Rehm: Omg. DrThirteen: Yes, you did. DrThirteen: And that's going in the quotes. Godly_Rehm: Oh, man. Aquilonn: >:] Aquilonn: > :] Aquilonn: >:] DrThirteen: I'm running out of chapshit DrThirteen: no DrThirteen: no DrThirteen: NO DrThirteen: chapstick Kitezer: chap Kitezer: wtf DrThirteen: oh my god Kitezer: dr DrThirteen: how the **** Kitezer: do you have something DrThirteen: I give up Kitezer: you want to tell me DrThirteen: I ****ing give up togay DrThirteen: GODDAMNIT DrThirteen: :'( Kitezer: how DrThirteen: today deathtyrant: I just saw a bird land on someone's car, take a shit, and fly off DrThirteen: Some dude next door is getting increasingly pissed off and I can hear his loud mumblings, there was silence and all of a sudden I hear this really loud "AH ****!" DrThirteen: I'm laughing so ****ing much right now. DrThirteen: I hunger. Kitezer: Dr wanna make $4 Kitezer: That's enough for Doritos, I hear Fallacia: Who do I gotta **** to get a bag of doritos around here DrThirteen: I have doritos. Kitezer: You're welcome DrThirteen: Dun need your four bucks. DrThirteen: I bought my own doritos, tyvm Fallacia: But you like wome- oh right, you were talking to kite DrThirteen: LOLOL DrThirteen: FALL Kitezer: omf Kitezer: stfU fall ; p ; Fallacia: otay Kitezer: ty DrThirteen: wHAT THE **** DrThirteen: THE LIGHT JUST FLICKERED Rigor_Mortis: must be a ghost Rigor_Mortis: that's the only reasonable explanation DrThirteen: oh holy shit the streelight across the street went out DrThirteen: wtf Rigor_Mortis: uh oh DrThirteen: and it's back on DrThirteen: wtf it's a different colour DrThirteen: you aren't supposed to be white, you're supposed to be orange DrThirteen: who the shit changed you Rigor_Mortis: racist. DrThirteen: i'm talking about the goddamn streetlight Rigor_Mortis: is that what you call them now? DrThirteen: oh I think it's turning orange DrThirteen: yeah DrThirteen: it just turned back to orange DrThirteen: Rigor pls I'm srsly talking about streetlights Rigor_Mortis: i'm very disappointed DrThirteen: why? Rigor_Mortis: racism DrThirteen: I'm not being racist Rigor_Mortis: tell that to the "streetlights" DrThirteen: I think one or both of the lightbulbs in the bathroom are about to go out. DrThirteen: like what the **** why did they flicker DrThirteen: unless only one flickered DrThirteen: but still Rigor_Mortis: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ sopimusicianTWO: ™ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ™ milocat: Veni milocat: Vidi milocat: Vici DrThirteen: What does that translate to? milocat: I came milocat: I saw milocat: I conquered basherrr: (◡‿◡✿) DrThirteen: basher no that's Kite's face Rigor_Mortis: wikipedia is like an intellectual hot dog. if you don't care how it's made or what's in it, it will satisfy you for a short time while causing long term damage DrThirteen: ♪OI OI OI OI OI OI OI♫ DrThirteen: If ANYONE gets that song, yeah, I'll be surprised Murder_Machine: TNT? DrThirteen: Murder DrThirteen: u DrThirteen: u... DrThirteen: u win Rigor_Mortis: Cathedral, Forge and Waterwheel: Technology and Invention in the Middle Ages Rigor_Mortis: Smarter Than You Think: How Technology is Changing Our Minds for the Better Rigor_Mortis: Roman, Provincial and Islamic Law: The Origins of the Islamic Patronate Rigor_Mortis: War and Peace and War: The Rise and Fall of Empires Rigor_Mortis: Empires of the Silk Road: A History of Central Eurasia from the Bronze Age to the Present Rigor_Mortis: From Dawn to Decadence: 500 Years of Western Cultural Life 1500 to the Present Rigor_Mortis: Just the Arguments: 100 of the Most Important Arguments in Western Philosophy Rigor_Mortis: How to Cheat at Everything: A Con Man Reveals the Secrets of the Esoteric Trade of Cheating, Scams, and Hustles Rigor_Mortis: Balance: The Economics of Great Powers from Ancient Rome to Modern America ClawOfJudgeJudy1: i love you thirt you're not going anywhere DrThirteen: I love you too m8 DrThirteen: -sniffle- DeathclutchMMA: ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ DrThirteen: Heya. milocat: hi dr13 DeathclutchMMA: hi tycho milocat: hi death DeathclutchMMA: hi milo milocat: hi tycho DrThirteen: hi milo DeathclutchMMA: hi dr13 DrThirteen: hi MMA DrThirteen: so much hi sopimusicianTWO: ლ(ಠ益ಠლ) DeathclutchMMA: Yᵒᵘ Oᶰˡʸ Lᶤᵛᵉ Oᶰᶜᵉ sopimusicianTWO: Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ cops187: i'm rolling much face Nicomagi: Yes but are you rolling in the deep? DrThirteen: LOL DrThirteen: NICO YES Nicomagi: Dr, I mean he could have had it all rolling in the deep. DrThirteen: cops, just set fire to the rain. cops187: plz no fire rain cops187: your gonna hurt ppl cops187: Relly? Aquilonn: rly rly DrThirteen: Aqui no this is not Shrek Aquilonn: Oh damn I love you Doc. DrThirteen: Aqui, you love me? Aquilonn: I swear no one else in the world could have known that I was saying that with an Irish ogre accent. DrThirteen: lol Elakyn: Irish ogre. DrThirteen: British ogre. Aquilonn: Wait scottish. Elakyn: Shrek isn't irish Aquilonn: Scottish ogre accent. Aquilonn: clos enuf thealexman1: rig has a cavernous anus Rigor_Mortis: stop thinking about my anus DrThirteen: That's a bad word, Queen Ace1263: Your mom's a bad word, Doctor. DrThirteen: ergo **** you Kite rehm123: What's up guys RIP_in_peacerino: the sky, the roof, my penis DrThirteen: Aqui, I love you. Aquilonn: i luff u 2 Doc. Noisebot: [̲̅$̲̅(̲̅ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°̲̅)̲̅$̲̅] Chuck_N: summa lumma dooma looma Chuck_N: ding dong wonky schlong Chuck_N: bing bang bing bong DrThirteen: ching chong donkey kong Chuck_N: that was a song by Chuck_N feat. DrThirteen Chuck_N: with Kitezer on bass Chuck_N: thank you very much ScruffytheJanitr: 1. Never step on somebody else's link (post before previous song finishes ScruffytheJanitr: 2. Use the Share link for brevity's sake ScruffytheJanitr: 3. Keep songs under 6 or 7 minutes ScruffytheJanitr: 4. If a rotation is in place, respect it and be ready on your turn ClawOfJudgeJudy1: nighty night thirty thirt AkuraWolfe: NO ONE KNOWS ME YET AkuraWolfe: I'm a mystery Aquilonn: A mystery wrapped in an enigma inside a kawaii kouhai. Kitezer: clam down ScruffytheJanitr: they always ignore my sage advice ScruffytheJanitr: *sigh* NullifiedKnight: They don't have the thyme for sage advice. Kitezer: I got so scared when I saw Dr I accidentally turned off my comp Kitezer: caRRY MY SHT grimes1: So I witnessed a guy get so high he jizzed his pants. Crystalis: Ever heard two wrongs don't make a right? Crisius: No, but 3 lefts do. >.> Kitezer: used to see hunnids of dicks now i'm jerkin milluns DownNeverOut: You're gayer than Kite's love for Homestuck. Aerilia: hey bunghole, do you have polio in your cornholio? laurennn7: wow. i am truly hurt (scarcest) laurennn7: *sarcasm GallowsNoose: Really good orgtasms 13 DrThirteen: orgtasms? GallowsNoose: It's a new breakfast cereals dreamnitedarling: they're orgyriffic? GallowsNoose: Try new Orgtasms! With sugar, milk, or right out of the box! GallowsNoose: Every bowl is a happy ending! DrThirteen: well shit Tenzhi: That's called a septic tank, XIII blueraga: did you hear about Cosmo blueraga: Apparently tumblr logic is really taking hold IRL and people are now classifying Cosmo as porn. blueraga: Yes, the magazine. Tycholarfero: well there was apparently a part in the magazine where it detailed some way to **** someone with a glazed donut DrThirteen: >**** someone with a glazed donut DrThirteen: well DrThirteen: that's bound to get sticky tinidor: BOO DrMoreauIsBack: Lets be the dynamic doctor duo DrThirteen: yes, let's be the dynamic dr duo DrMoreauIsBack: yaaay DrMoreauIsBack: we need a theme song DrMoreauIsBack: Saving lives together♫ DrMoreauIsBack: each and everyday♫ DrMoreauIsBack: one is straight♫ DrMoreauIsBack: one is gay♫ DrThirteen: 7 Communist_Kitten: Ate Communist_Kitten: 9 DrThirteen: ayy DrThirteen: :) Kitezer: I learned my voice is feminine :n Kitezer: The drive thru lady thought I was a ma'am Sinte: (To be fair, they do usually rely more on tanning bed things) Sinte: I DONT EVEN KNOW IF I HAVE THE NAME OF THEM RIGHT. Sinte: But they're lampy-beddy-thingbobs. Sinte: SUNBED! That's the word! Kittykatk8: BRB oven's beeping at me Brayzure: Beep back, assert dominance. DrThirteen: hm... I wonder when I should take off Danbuckley5: Once you get the all clear from the tower, I should think GallowsNoose: I love me a big bowl of sour balls manbiet: HI manbiet: PO DrThirteen: POT DrThirteen: AMUS DrThirteen: :D JetDarkwave: I was thinking that too. Everlovely: bama, the biggest hurdle you have is that there are no girls on kong. Everlovely: or on the internet in general CaptainRed: Or within fifteen feet of computers dreamnitedarling: its true. they're a myth perpetuated by the FBI CaptainRed: Federal Bureau of Imitators Activity FeedDrThirteen has not published any activity yet.Would you like to post a shout to welcome them to Kongregate? AwardsMy Games |