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Do you like witty quotes here are some that I like:

“Give a man a match, and he’ll be warm for a minute, but set him on fire, and he’ll be warm for the rest of his life. "

“The real trouble with reality is that there’s no background music. "

“Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.”

“Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege. "

“War doesn’t determine who’s right. War determines who’s left. "

“I once prayed to god for a bike, but quickly found out he didnt work that way…so I stole a bike and prayed for his forgiveness "

“Sarcasm helps keep you from telling people what you really think of them. "

“If pro is opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress?”

“If you think things can’t get worse it’s probably only because you lack sufficient imagination.”

“A train station is where the train stops. A bus station is where the bus stops. On my desk, I have a work station… "

“My god carries a hammer. Your god died nailed to a tree. Any questions? "

“Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.”

“You can’t be late until you show up.”

“Knowledge is realizing that the street is one-way, wisdom is looking both directions anyway”

“Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are good is like expecting the bull not to charge because you are a vegetarian.”

“A single death is a tragedy; a million deaths is a statistic.”

“The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources "

“Books have knowledge, knowledge is power, power corrupts, corruption is a crime, and crime doesn’t pay..so if you keep reading, you’ll go broke”

“A man likes his wife to be just clever enough to appreciate his cleverness, and just stupid enough to admire it.”

“A clever man commits no minor blunders.”

“How clever you are, my dear! You never mean a single word you say.”

“I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying. "

“It’s good to be clever, but not to show it.”

“God is clever, but not dishonest.”

“To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance. "

“Clever people master life; the wise illuminate it and create fresh difficulties. "

“To be clever enough to get all that money, one must be stupid enough to want it.”

“Clever men are good, but they are not the best.”

“Clever people will recognize and tolerate nothing but cleverness

  • Member Since: Jun. 24, 2008
  • Last Login: May. 19, 2012
  • Current Points: 3313
  • Comments: 19
  • Forum posts: 2
  • Location: Berlín, Německo
  • Age: 21
  • Sex: Female
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Mine a total of 50 kg of gold in Boom Town

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JLK99

Jan 23, 2012 3:50pm

Hey Doc, Its Jeff. I was gonna make a new acct, but I decided not to, so, unmute me so we can talk once more! Later

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DrVoDkA Jan 25, 2012 1:09pm

Sorry but it has been quite a while since I’ve been on Kong consistently and I don’t really remember Jeff, enlighten me and I will gladly unmute you.

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Coolieo_

Aug 12, 2011 6:07pm

We haven’t spoken in ages )’: We should talk more (:

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DrVoDkA Aug 15, 2011 6:50am

We should.

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Coolieo_ Aug 15, 2011 4:51pm

Join Eggstraordinary and we will rule that chat together (: <3 I miss you xx

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Ysayell1

Jun 3, 2011 9:34pm

Whether you wish to pretend to be a German lesbian billionaire or not is not really my business, but when you let the tension from someone showing you to be an average American teenage dude turn you into a racist raving child, I really must protest your behavior. Please dont make me have this conversation with you again. As usual, kongregate.com/pa…

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DrVoDkA Jun 13, 2011 3:45am

Well, I never claimed to be a billionaire actually, Ysay likes to make things up because, as I said, he is an ass. I am however German, and a lesbian, and to be entirely honest (I apologize for puttin…

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ToireNoHanakoSan Jun 14, 2011 4:39am

What proof was he basing his case off of anyways?

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Zaixionito Jun 14, 2011 1:28pm

Indeed. Where is the proof?

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Onefoe

Dec 21, 2010 8:01pm

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!!!

Happy Hanukkah

Seasons Greetings

I hope this finds you well both in Kongregate and RL! If This season finds you less than happy, then may this cheer you up.

May the rest of the year be full of joy and love! I want you to get everything you desire and all your wants filled to overflowing! I have made a little li…

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xCullen_Vampirex

Oct 25, 2010 6:31pm

MMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOW

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DrVoDkA Oct 25, 2010 6:45pm

MEOWWWWWWWWW, I think you are a much sexier kitty than I!

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