Dragon1Nechros

FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
REAL FRIENDS: Are the reasons you have no food.
FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM
FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Would sit next to you saying “DAMN… THAT WAS FUN”
FAKE FRIENDS: never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: cry with you
FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: keep your shit so long they forget its yours.
FAKE FRIENDS: know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”
FAKE FRIENDS: Are for a while.
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you’ve had enough.
REAL FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say “Drink the rest of that you know we don’t waste that stuff.”
FAKE FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them out
FAKE FRIENDS: Will read this.
REAL FRIENDS: Will steal this, just like I did
If you have ever done one of these, copy into your profile.

Run into a tree.

Run into a door.

Had a mad laughing fit for no reason.

Said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation.

Fallen up stairs.

You don’t watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it.

Hit in the face with a ball and started laughing maniacally.

You hate those obnoxious snobby people.

You have ever seen a ghost or something supernatural.

You have fallen asleep at your computer only to wake to see an untold number of pages of one lone letter on a word docment because your head was on the keyboard.

If you’ve been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai.watches sakura fall, Two Tailz,keeah, xSilverLugia :P

You have ever thought you could fly and jumped off your bed

You talk to yourself.

If you think that Sasuke from Naruto completly has to have the nick-name ‘Chicken Butt Hair Dude’, copy this to your profile while laughing your ass off.

You have been caught dancing to the Rocky Horror Picture Show’s Time Warp or any other sort of dancing in the livingroom late at night when you should be in bed.

You can quote whole scenes of “Tim Burton’s The Nightmare Before Christmas.”

You have ever tried to use magic.

You are one of the proud teens/adults who have a v-o-c-a-b-u-l-a-r-y and do not limit themselves to “omg!” and “Like, that is, like, so, like, totally awsome…!”.

You think that being unique is cooler than being cool.

You have too many of these “copy and paste this into your profile” thingies, but have no intention of stopping now.

You have ever turned a corner and banged your arm/leg/toe/head on the wall, put this in your profile and add your name to the list: Zilo Sugarpill, Ailia Sparrowhawk, iTorchic,Rena, xSilverLugia

You have ever slapped yourself in the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason.

You have ever wished you could materialize a hammer/frying pan/giant fan out of thin air to beat someone with.

You’ve used bold, italics, and underline all at once just to see what it looked like.

YOU’VE EVER TYPED A WHOLE SENTENCE AND THEN LOOKED UP AND REALIZED THE CAPS LOCK WAS ON AT THE WRONG TIME, PUT THIS IN YOUR PROFILE AND ADD YOUR NAME TO THE LIST: