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Once upon a time, I was royalty upon Kongregates community.
There once was flocks of people, things, animals and objects, that begged to be fed upon. Now, now i wait, lurking to find an interesting entity that isn’t afraid of my tentacles.
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PyroDragon: As much as i hate to admit it TGG, Drak is right.
::Zil_ “Zil’s fo’ real. Shes a hard motha’trucka. Bring’n trollers to there heels, don’t be a fool, sucka! If ya told yah breath’ll Kill, then take a Zil_Pill. Trippin’ in the BanGoo’’ll make yah cower and kneel.”
::Micaturtle – There once was a boy named Micaturtle, as he grew up he enjoyed wearing girdles, With a little bit of money, he changed his sex. Now shes a chatroom hooker giving BJ’s with her text. (BJ’s with her teeeeeext!)
::LooneyLizard – Hes tiny, hes toony, he’s also kind of looney. And in this chat he will infact, show his lizard to you and me!
::Khaoticka – There once was a girl named Khaoticka, who’s breasts were perky and grand. But she hated her job making “Sex on the beach” because her panties were full of sand.
::PastLife17 – Ohhh once was a man, with half a hand, who’s color be pale as can be! His other half hand, be well in his pants. Playing round with his white shitake!!
::Metaltomato – Mater Mater Masturbater, bought a blow up and tried to date her. Asked her name and called her Kate, then took her on a candlelit date. One year later her period was late. He pushed her on a close hanger and left it to fate.
::EgotisticalIdiot – Ohhhh there once was a lady named egotistical, with red knees and burns galore!~ Her lyrics did singe, for lava she spit. But the others she received from the floor! Yes its true she liked it on all fours, but this kitty had quiet a roar! If you take a chance inside ego’s pants, you might awaken with an ass quiet soar!
::ThyPilferer – ThyPilferer , had a pill for her. Loopy and dazed her away. Took her outside, and opened her up wide. Then proceeded to perform some buttplay. What he didn’t realize, she was a guy in disguise. So he hung himself for being a gay.
Tamarisk5:: drak, will you do knotty things with me
PyroDragon:: I hope hand chlamydia doesn’t exist, because i just finger blasted 3 koalas and im pretty sure they were all infected.