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Once upon a time, I was royalty upon Kongregates community.
There once was flocks of people, things, animals and objects, that begged to be fed upon. Now, now i wait, lurking to find an interesting entity that isn’t afraid of my tentacles.
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PyroDragon: As much as i hate to admit it TGG, Drak is right.
::Zil_ “Zil’s fo’ real. Shes a hard motha’trucka. Bring’n trollers to there heels, don’t be a fool, sucka! If ya told yah breath’ll Kill, then take a Zil_Pill. Trippin’ in the BanGoo’’ll make yah cower and kneel.”
::Micaturtle – There once was a boy named Micaturtle, as he grew up he enjoyed wearing girdles, With a little bit of money, he changed his sex. Now shes a chatroom hooker giving BJ’s with her text. (BJ’s with her teeeeeext!)
::LooneyLizard – Hes tiny, hes toony, he’s also kind of looney. And in this chat he will infact, show his lizard to you and me!
::Khaoticka – There once was a girl named Khaoticka, who’s breasts were perky and grand. But she hated her job making “Sex on the beach” because her panties were full of sand.
::PastLife17 – Ohhh once was a man, with half a hand, who’s color be pale as can be! His other half hand, be well in his pants. Playing round with his white shitake!!
::Metaltomato – Mater Mater Masturbater, bought a blow up and tried to date her. Asked her name and called her Kate, then took her on a candlelit date. One year later her period was late. He pushed her on a close hanger and left it to fate.
If you don’t believe that i’m simply the greatest giant purple tentacle monster to ever live, then just wait till you here these lovely words about me from some of my references!
::micaturtle: lol drakk. you wish. Everyone knows a tentacle monster can’t get sexier. It’s already the pinnacle ;D
::micaturtle: your D is so big and manly, drakk. I wanna stroke it
::AerohillB: ( . Y . )
::Khaoticka: And I walked in with her…on her back and him standing over her, right in her mouth and all over her face.
::PyroDragon: I sure hope hand-chlamydia doesn’t exist, because I just finger-blasted 3 koalas. And I’m pretty sure they were all infected.