DrewEntreri: There was this one time when I went to the store to buy some cookies.
DrewEntreri: I was looking for said cookies, i spent a few minutes looking around. I finally bound the cookies, I took them over to the checkout.
DrewEntreri: I then realized that I had forgotten all of my money at home, I had to leave the cookies at the store while …
show moreDrewEntreri: There was this one time when I went to the store to buy some cookies.
DrewEntreri: I was looking for said cookies, i spent a few minutes looking around. I finally bound the cookies, I took them over to the checkout.
DrewEntreri: I then realized that I had forgotten all of my money at home, I had to leave the cookies at the store while I ran back to my house for my money.
DrewEntreri: Along the way home I encountered a bloodied hobo man, I then started to cover him in horse feces.
DrewEntreri: I continued my way home and gathered my money, I returned to the store without incident(except for the three people I killed with a herring)
DrewEntreri: I got to the store and found the same cookies I was wanting earlier, I took them up to the checkout and paid for them.
DrewEntreri: I took the cookies home with me and was going to sit down and enjoy the tasty treats when I realized that we were ALL OUT OF MILK!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DrewEntreri: I then ran all the way back to the store and tried to find the milk, AND THE STORE WAS ALL OUT OF MILK TOO!!!!!!!!!!! So I raped everyone in that city.
DrewEntreri: The end.
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