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    Dudezement

i am dudezement , and this is my kong account. i be here with my friends and my son ,big hoss. everything here as a story and a price .One thing i’ve learned after 21 years. you never know WHEN the chat wakes up

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He’s
all right now.
A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns, but I soon realized that toucan play at that game.
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
I wasn’t originally going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind.
I’d tell you a chemistry joke but I know I wouldn’t get a reaction.
I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down.
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink.
Yesterday I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I’m OK, but I feel like I’ve dyed a little inside.
Have you ever tried to eat a clock? It’s very time consuming.
It’s not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn’t have the balls to do it.
Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn’t work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. “Yes” is the answer.
Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police.
Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship.
The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it’s still on the list.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
The person who invented the door knock won the No-bell prize.
Having sex in an elevator is wrong on so many levels.
When I get naked in the bathroom, the shower usually gets turned on.
People who say they suffer from constipation are full of shit.
Thieves had broken into my house and stolen everything except my soap, shower gel, towels and deodorant. Dirty Bastards.
If Apple made a car, would it have Windows?
Never trust atoms, they make up everything.
I couldn’t work out how to fasten my seatbelt. Then it clicked.
Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth, then it just becomes a soap opera.
Thank god for nipples. Without it, boobs would be pointless.
To the guy who invented Zero:
Thanks for nothing!
Vagina jokes aren’t funny. Period.
I have a few jokes about unemployed people
But it doesn’t matter none of them work
How does Moses make his tea?Hebrews it.

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