EgotisticalIdiot

Nothing to see here, just a bunch of moronic quotes. Scoot along.


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*Quotes~~~~~~~~*

Lol:

[01:15 PM] EgotisticalIdiot: lord almight cut the shit
[01:15 PM] Abek: Literally just MOS
[01:15 PM] Liquid_Giraffe: We're not talking about a specific op, we're talking about what branch of the military you were in.
[01:15 PM] EgotisticalIdiot: almighty* look. my autistic tendencies are showing again
[01:15 PM] Liquid_Giraffe: That's not classified.
[01:15 PM] Liquid_Giraffe: "I am Autismo, destroyer of Wombs."
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Hah. Rednecks, smh:

EgotisticalIdiot: he's gonna go bang his cousin in the closet

turtlitten: Yes, with my rocket launcher

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I lied. THIS is the best quote ever. I'm a piece of shirt guys!!:

EgotisticalIdiot: It's cute how people think I care whenever they swear at me.
Hemides: Ur cute
APR 20 - 11:59AM
EgotisticalIdiot: No.
Hemides: o
theportalboy: well then even if i call you a piece of shirt!
APR 20 - 12:00PM
EgotisticalIdiot: Piece of shirt.
EgotisticalIdiot: I'm a piece of shirt, guys

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Best quote ever. Literally my favorite.:

GyaGya: I don't know what direction you are going, Fri.

frigidair: I'm going in one direction.

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Apple lie sounds great!:

OCT 21 - 9:46AM
BrokeNL: Teddy Roosevelt just sent me some apple lie.

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Give it up, ladies and gentlemen, for Tyler Swift!:

Account_Mon: tylers swift referane to romeo and julet in love story is freaking dumb
EgotisticalIdiot: Tyler swift?
GyaGya: Tyler Swift people.
GyaGya: Taylor's Swift bastard brother.

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R.E.K.T:

Vionil: And Ill still be a virgin
Vionil: Until 69
SEP 16 - 7:09PM
Sywn: and that is
EgotisticalIdiot: It usually does, Paul.
Paulverizer11: With the way you behave? Probably.

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Daaaamn boy(insert crying of laughter face here):

Cell_Dweller: Why run when you can sit and eat whoopie pie filling? -Sarah

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Lmao damn it. Laughed way harder than I should've:

Lukio627: everything has flaws

Akkenru: Yes, I am here
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So, only a transgender when watching King Kong, eh?

YungLeeS: I'm transgender

BrokeNL: Me too, only when watching King Kong though :c
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When commas come into the conversation:

Cell_Dweller: I'm in a comma with your mama, when suddenly appears, a wild, dangerous llama. I sensed some drama, so I switched places with the uni-bomba.

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I FUCKING DIED:

Sywn: Schizo
SchizoKitty13: hi
EgotisticalIdiot: Yeah. Absolutely adorable
Sywn: thats what people say when they see my dick o3o
Sywn: xD
EgotisticalIdiot: Why, cuz it's crazy small?
Sywn: Nah
Sywn: cuz they know ima destroy them o3o
EgotisticalIdiot: LOL
EgotisticalIdiot: PROFILE

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Oh, yeah. I've seen him. He's majestic, alright:

99Pajamasword99: I'm ****ing majestic, Ego

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He ate himself because I was talking about ice cream:

TheGorramBatman: I just ate myself

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He meme'd on him alright:

Sonnemuz: Meme on me, zod
ZodiacSlaughter: Meme on you, what?
Sonnemuz: MEME ON ME, DADDY
Sonnemuz: MEME ME HARD
MAY 5 - 12:08PM
ZodiacSlaughter: Here you go Sonne.
ZodiacSlaughter: http://tinyurl.com/h53883h

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Lol Ain't that the pot calling the kettle black:

MAY 4 - 8:50PM
Akkenru: Of course you can shut up...shut up doesn't refer to sound you complete and utter moron
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All the cute guys are gay :x :

Lt12345: well im gay

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I'm glad I was here to document Akkenru's imperfection:
APR 28 - 9:00AM
Akkenru: Why would I mute or prtetend to have him muted?

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We all know Will's a bit strange:

WillTroll4food: I stopped wearing makeup when the beatings began.
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Have at it, boys:
CaptVulcan94: I was wondering
CaptVulcan94: if after all these years
CaptVulcan94: You could
CaptVulcan94: kill yourself.
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I said I didn't care what description they put me as on the wiki...:

papale: 'As the name suggests, she has a big ego and is an idiot'
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Gay:

Akkenru: I went to the shops and I found my lover so I picked it up and put it in my mouth and sucked it for the next 10 minutes

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Stupid is as stupid does:

141Cross: I dunno im stupid i guess
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He is convinced I'm a male:
jojo98swagger: now im just racking up money
EgotisticalIdiot: I'm racking up kids in my closet
jojo98swagger: nice ego
jojo98swagger: little boys too i bet
EgotisticalIdiot: Duh
EgotisticalIdiot: Waiting for the little fagboys to come out of the closet

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Uhm. I'm sure he's the only one that feels that way:
141Cross: what are you, gay or something

APR 1 - 7:10PMBad_Akkie: I would be if I could have sex with myself to be honest
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LOL I died:
Lpsweet: KT BACK AT IT AGAIN WITH THE WHITE SLAMSS

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*He's hilariously stupid at times:*

MAR 17 - 2:21PM
141Cross: sticks and stones may break your bones but my words will pulvarize your asshole until you need 15 tampons to stop the bleeding
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*True tbh:*

MAR 17 - 2:21PM
Wondroid: dicks and stones may break my bones rite
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*I try and stalk ONE person on facebook and this is what it does to me:*
MAR 14 - 12:00PM
realworlddemon: next week katie is employed by the US marshals office to hunt down escapies and wanted criminals
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*This is perfect advice:*
Mar 8 - 6:08PM
WillTroll4food: Tell your parents if they don't pay you $20 you'll pee on the chair, and then do it anyway.
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*Yeah guys, I'm a dude. Wtf is wrong with you:*

Mar 4 - 8:51AM
ADigiKitty:
egos a dude her dicks in her vagina and it pops out when she wants to use it

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*I died:*
Mar 2 - 1:31PM
SimplySquishable:
"Sending Sarah", a movie about a girl on her way to 141Cross. She never makes it though, as she gets distracted at over 40 McD's locations.
Mar 2 - 1:33PM
SimplySquishable:
The movie trailer just shows her: "I'll have one of everything. FOR AN APPETIZER"
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*Ayyy lmfao:*
Mar 2 - 12:46PM

Drakkose:
Ohhhh there once was a lady named egotistical, with red knees and burns galore!~ Her lyrics did singe, for lava she spit. But the others she received from the floor! Yes its true she liked it on all fours, but this kitty had quiet a roar! If you take a chance inside ego's pants, you might awaken with an ass quiet soar.
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*I've known he was special needs since I met him but rekkkkkt:*
Akkenru: Oh ok...you employ special needs people?
141Cross: Akkenru are you looking for employment?
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*Lmao. I died. So will she if she keeps eating:*
Cell_Dweller: Sarah: "My trans fats bring all the boys to the yard and they're like, 'your heart is enlarged, damn right, that heart is enlarge, I can shock you but it has to charge.'"
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*You heard it, he's a queer. UtterQueer more like lelelel:*
Jan 25 - 8:55PM

GeometricPlaza: I'm too much of a ****in queer for it to be straight
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*Truuu:*

Jan 23 - 11:42AM

Selttiks: You know females wouldnt be such bad drivers, if guys didnt lie to them so much about "8 inches"
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*You see, dem. He's what you call a moron:*

Jan 22 - 1:59PM
The_Lone_Pisces: Well you see, Dem, I am what you would call a moron.
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*He yells his mom's name while he's busy in the bedroom? Someone has mommy issues:*
Akkenru: My mum walked in on my throwing one off to someone on the phone once though
JAN 16 – 9:53PM
Akkenru: That was fun
JAN 16 – 9:54PM
Akkenru: Well…she left the room, then a few moments later as she was part-way down the stairs she said “Are you on the phone?”
JAN 16 – 9:55PM
141Cross: wait but did she know you were wanking it
JAN 16 – 9:55PM
Akkenru: I gave the obligatory “No” but I’ll never know if she was fooled by that answer…
JAN 16 – 9:55PM
Akkenru: I don’t know
JAN 16 – 9:56PM
141Cross: did it smell like farts in your room at the time?
JAN 16 – 9:56PM
Akkenru: She had this thing for a while where if I was awake at night she’d come and barge into my room and grumble at me because she felt I was doing things to keep myself awake and shouldn’t be
JAN 16 – 9:57PM
Akkenru: That was one of those occasions and I yelped “MUM” because I hadn’t heard her coming…and she probably knew what I was up to considering the girl I was on the phone with wanted me to make noises lol
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*This is why we don't ask Don for ideas:*
Shadowfox046: Do the illuminati triangle but make the eye a butthole instead
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*Lol I'm sorry, I just have to laugh:*
Shadowfox046: Speaking of ni66ers How's your kid, Bash?
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*I'm sorry, this is too funny:*
Jan 13 - 2:17PM
Choomie: Bish's smile is like the stars.
Jan 13 - 2:18PM
Choomie: Yellow and far apart from each other
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*This lovely poem should brighten your day:*
Jan 13 - 1:13PM
aint_wazs_nutz: roses are red, violets are twisted, bend over bb, prepare to be fisted c:<
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*Guys, this is the real AdamBoosh. Acts like a smarty in public chat but in reality, he's just a harmless little furry. Oh sorry, "he":*
http://imgur.com/DfkC4Vo
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*This is not what it looks like... I promise. It was just a typo c;:*
PenguinArmy: yes, blowing yourself is not the ideal outcome
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*Lmao. Gay asf:*
Akkenru: w/ 141Cross I'll seduce you with my big hairy willy if you want ;oD
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*LOLOLOLOL:*
Abl3_: Fun fact: Donald Trump's hair looks like orangutan ass hair
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*EPIC FAIL:*
http://imgur.com/vPVN0B1
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*He wishes:*

Sywn: Ego

Sywn: DId you know i got a golden dick

Sywn: im like gold member from austin powers come taste my liquid
gold c;
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*Danny doesn't want to grow up. He wants to be a ToysRUS Kid ;D:*
Joseph_Victorian: grow up already little boy
kingkillca: no
kingkillca: i like sucking on my mom's nipple
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*He finds it funny that he shits himself at the most horrifying times. I find it hilarious but just as a mocking gist.:*

Akkenru: We came home and I farted, then waddled my way up the stairs clenching a shit in before it ran down my legs...the girlfriend was complaining about the smell

Akkenru: Then when I'd done, I went and put pies in the oven that we'd been planning to have and she came down again and said she didn't want a pie because I'd made her feel too sick from the smell

*(be sure and razz him about it. He gets so defensive.)*
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*Gaygaygay:*

lilmexikid00: I'm gay
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*Lmfao. I can't even:*

Sachipants: You used to hai me on my cellphone

Sachipants: Late night when you on dat kong
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*Pants finally made the profile:*

Panticus:

Everything I say is of the mediocre variety.

Panticus: I cannot change that
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*He doesn't call it a bad thing. Lol. Mind you he has a supposed IQ of 130*

EgotisticalIdiot: I'm thinking like Eclipse now? WTF

EclipseWMD: I wouldn't call that a bad thing ego.

EgotisticalIdiot: I would, Eclipse.

EclipseWMD: You're own loss then, I'm more intelligent than half this chat appears to be, but then again looks can be deceiving.

EgotisticalIdiot: Your*

EgotisticalIdiot: Now do you know why it's a bad thing to think like you?

EgotisticalIdiot: DO YOU?!?!?!?!

kngrgte: > I'm more intelligent

kngrgte: >You're own loss then

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*LOLOLOLOL. I'M DEAD:*

Miranda_Gya: One day there was a kid called Crawl.

Miranda_Gya: And crawl was just a little normal boy...

Miranda_Gya: One day his parent's stepped through his door and asked whether he was gay.

Miranda_Gya: At this point Crawl was startled.

Miranda_Gya: He then stood up, grabbed his crotch and said ''No.''.

Miranda_Gya: His parents proceeded to walk one step into his room.

Miranda_Gya: They then asked ''Are you gay?''.

Miranda_Gya: He took his other hand and placed it on the right hand holding his crotch and said ''No.''.

Miranda_Gya: His parents took another step and asked again ''ARE YOU GAY?''.

Miranda_Gya: Crawl sat down and said ''No''.

Miranda_Gya: His parent's took one last step and said ''Are you gay?''.

Miranda_Gya: He got up and cried ''YES!'' and spewed all his piss along the carpet.

Miranda_Gya: The end.
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*Shit son:*
Vionil: My sex life is like a backyard pool

Vionil: I've always wanted a backyard pool

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*DAAAAYUUUM(Aubrey's is out of context, but that's what he said she told him):*

AubreyPainkiller: vin you're ghetto


JayTe: my dick aint ghetto but itll still shoot u
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*She's my bae. Back off bitches:*
Sachipants: Butts.
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*He typo'd like a bitch:*

http://imgur.com/l3uLRB6

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*Gaaaayyy:*
natedawg221: I mean it's not like I am against sucking dick.


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*LOL at least he admits it:*

CodyTheHusky: i am a loser who eats his grandpas ass


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*Dayum boi:*


JimiTheFormal: Emma? more like Dilemma. :^)
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*Lel:*

JimiTheFormal: champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends.
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*This is like so true:*


countrymade: Trucks are like girls....You break em...Hurt em...RIDE THE SHIT OUTTA EM...But at the end of the day...when you get out...you look back and smile..cuz its been thru hell and back and its still with you...and that is true love ;)

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*Tenei just got REEEEEEEKT:*


kingkillca: i'm not into little boys
kingkillca: if i was into little boys i'd like teneiwolf13

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*Waz is Jealous because Emma sent Leroy ass pics and not him:*
waznow: emma im jealous of leroy

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*Can't tell time at 13...:*
EgotisticalIdiot: Bash, she can't tell time
yanacamm136: yes i can't
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*She admits her and her sister are ugly:*

EgotisticalIdiot: IS your sister as ugly as you are?
yanacamm136: yes


yanacamm136: very
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*Yana is a slut. She even proved it:*

middleschoolgurl: i am selling my body
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*Bashy speaks the truth:*
Basherte: I am the answer to life, the universe and everything.

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*This wasnt even planned and it went well anyway:*
C_a_r_y: RYAN HAS A LIL RED
ryguypiee: SAUSAGE
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*Rommy's a fatass and he finally admitted it:*
GeneralRomMohc: Kitty, you've figured me out. I'm a fatass.


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*True dat:*
GeometricPlaza: People go on Kongregate, mistaking it for Kongredate, looking for their Kongrekate so that they can fufill their Kongrefate
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*Mark is gay:*
MarkNutt2012: true, I'm gay and at work

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*Jimi has nice air, you see.:*

JimiAce08: i have nice air

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*Jimi being.... Well. Jimi, I guess. :P:*
JimiAce08: i have so much zazz I piss zazz.

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*Sheri being a weirdo:*

sheri321: Because if there are nuts, or chips, or anything, I can't lick it preoperly.


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*Selly finally admits it!:*
Selttiks: I'd sooner sing one direction


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*Danny and I are choring together now ;D :*
kingkillca: would could do chores together


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My brother being his usual idiot self:

[03:25:04 PM] zombiesniper133: how bout u ALL ****ING ASSHOLES QUIT FCKING CALLING ME GAY U BUNCH OF FCKING LESIBANS
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Danny admitted it~:
kingkillca: im katies bitch now
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Demon's attempt at getting on my profile:
realworlddemon: the plural of sheep is shuup

realworlddemon: duh


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He's 19 and seriously doesn't know what the plural of moose is:
nachocow111: whats the plural of moose?
EgotisticalIdiot: The plural of moose is moose.
nachocow111: Not meese?
realworlddemon: nah
realworlddemon: its illiterate
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DANNY ADMITTED HE'S GAY:

kingkillca: im dating a guy tooo katie


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*My brother admitted it. FINALLY:*


[08:42:26 AM] zombiesniper120: im gay bitch so knock it off now (reply)

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Austin's a ho:


austinator46: Cause I dah Ho ya know

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Imma Rekt ya mates:
RedlineWheelies: http://vocaroo.com/i/s0PV0Z5zlzeA

*Written by me. Not the best, but I write when I'm feeling down*

You change yourself
So people don't see
The exact person
You try not to be

Eventually they'll see
The person they fear
And the reason that caused this
Will eventually be clear

The person you've become
Is who everyone hates
No best friends
No acquaintances, no dates

Don't change yourself
For anyone or anything
Be who you are
Because that person is everything
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Thanks for reading, now gtfo.