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Burger Cat

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Apr. 21, 2011

Rating: 0

Oh wait nvm figured it out.

Burger Cat

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Apr. 21, 2011

Rating: 0

Maybe I'm just an idiot, but level 30 seems impossible? There's three rocks and three dirt blocks you must clear away, but you only have two pickaxes and two dynamites.

My Little Army

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Apr. 14, 2011

Rating: -2

How the hell are you supposed to beat any of the Mike's Revenge missions? The guy takes like no damage, and one-shot-kills basically anything!

Guy of My Dreams

Play Guy of My Dreams

Feb. 14, 2011

Rating: 2

It's really funny to interpret what the symbolism of pickup arrangements. Like for instance - what does it mean when you're single and there's a career folder dropped right next to a guy, so that you can't advance your career without getting the guy as well? What about when there's one guy and like five pieces of chocolate or diamonds right next to him? Also, traits should be revealed in order from highest magnitude to lowest - I shouldn't find out that someone's a nice guy AFTER I find out he's a violent axe murderer.

Blue Knight

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Nov. 30, 2010

Rating: 0

If you stand in the right place, you can shoot at the final boss' shield from the platform up above him. He can't hit you from there. Unfortunately once the shield comes down you do have to go down there and expose yourself to getting hit.

GunBlood

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Nov. 28, 2010

Rating: 5

The last boss should have been the goddamn assistant who's been chucking stuff at you this whole time :)

Gravitee Wars

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Nov. 10, 2010

Rating: 1

Random levels please, I've already cleared all the sectors - maybe the last reward should be an infinite random sector, instead of what it is already?

Haunt the House

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Oct. 27, 2010

Rating: 0

I seem to have encountered a bug - the last guy refuses to either go down the stairs or jump out the window, no matter what I do.

Ragdoll Spree

Play Ragdoll Spree

Oct. 07, 2010

Rating: 2

The controls are way too fiddly. There's a reason why people use distance from the cannon instead of how long you hold the mouse button down to determine the power. It's ridiculously hard to consistently make a shot because of this, or even to subtly adjust an almost good shot.

Book of Mages: The Dark Times

Play Book of Mages: The Dark Times

Oct. 04, 2010

Rating: 1

You seriously, seriously need to be able to re-spec your character for free in the beginning (or throughout the game!). If you make a few bad choices, there's pretty much no way to undo them without starting a new character.

Earl Grey and This Rupert Guy

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Sep. 18, 2010

Rating: 0

Ugh, it's far too easy to get Rupert stuck on a piece of scenery. The art looks pretty good though.

Ricochet Kills 2

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Jul. 04, 2010

Rating: 0

You really need to bind a key to restart. It will make OCD people like me happy.

60s to Save the Queen

Play 60s to Save the Queen

Jun. 28, 2010

Rating: 3

I'm kind of sad that there's no acknowledgment that you got all the keys.

Great Game 1/5

Play Great Game 1/5

May. 12, 2010

Rating: 1

I... don't get it. Is this about how if you make a horrible game, people will hate it? It's true, if your game lags for no reason, people won't like it; if it looks like nothing's happening, people won't like it; if the controls suck, people won't like it.

Homerun In Berzerk Land: Berzerk Ball

Play Homerun In Berzerk Land: Berzerk Ball

Apr. 15, 2010

Rating: 1

I don't understand. Why would you make fun of the people who, presumably, are going to be playing your game? I mean, if you don't like that people down-rate your game for locked content, don't lock content.

Drift Runners 2

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Apr. 09, 2010

Rating: 0

Lightwired: if you tap the accelerator button (forward key or w) as the countdown goes, you'll get a bit of nitro. Do it enough and you'll get full nitro. (you have to tap the accelerator just as one of the countdown things disappears)

Hippolyta

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Mar. 19, 2010

Rating: 0

Also I fail to see any nudity. She's wearing a skin-tone full-body latex suit with a dot on it (after all, you can't expect great latex from the ancient Greeks).

Hippolyta

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Mar. 19, 2010

Rating: 0

That guy needs to stop talking, especially in a game like this; it worked in the Prince of Persia reboot because you didn't die every ten seconds. Maybe once in every ten deaths or something like that.

Loondon

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Mar. 08, 2010

Rating: 0

Also, the ending is a complete asspull - why would the woman do that? It makes no sense, it comes out of the blue, and it's the entire motivation for the ending and the moral. Basically, this is a horrible story in terms of story.

Loondon

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Mar. 08, 2010

Rating: 0

Meh. This might be amazing and uplifting if you've never read a book ever. Unfortunately, that probably applies to many of the people here...