Einar's Comments

Game Comments
Play Burger Cat Burger Cat Apr. 21, 2011
Oh wait nvm figured it out.
Play Burger Cat Burger Cat Apr. 21, 2011
Maybe I'm just an idiot, but level 30 seems impossible? There's three rocks and three dirt blocks you must clear away, but you only have two pickaxes and two dynamites.
Play My Little Army My Little Army Apr. 14, 2011
How the hell are you supposed to beat any of the Mike's Revenge missions? The guy takes like no damage, and one-shot-kills basically anything!
Play Guy of My Dreams Guy of My Dreams Feb. 14, 2011
It's really funny to interpret what the symbolism of pickup arrangements. Like for instance - what does it mean when you're single and there's a career folder dropped right next to a guy, so that you can't advance your career without getting the guy as well? What about when there's one guy and like five pieces of chocolate or diamonds right next to him? Also, traits should be revealed in order from highest magnitude to lowest - I shouldn't find out that someone's a nice guy AFTER I find out he's a violent axe murderer.
Play Blue Knight Blue Knight Nov. 30, 2010
If you stand in the right place, you can shoot at the final boss' shield from the platform up above him. He can't hit you from there. Unfortunately once the shield comes down you do have to go down there and expose yourself to getting hit.
Play GunBlood GunBlood Nov. 28, 2010
The last boss should have been the goddamn assistant who's been chucking stuff at you this whole time :)
Play Gravitee Wars Gravitee Wars Nov. 10, 2010
Random levels please, I've already cleared all the sectors - maybe the last reward should be an infinite random sector, instead of what it is already?
Play Haunt the House Haunt the House Oct. 27, 2010
I seem to have encountered a bug - the last guy refuses to either go down the stairs or jump out the window, no matter what I do.
Play Ragdoll Spree Ragdoll Spree Oct. 07, 2010
The controls are way too fiddly. There's a reason why people use distance from the cannon instead of how long you hold the mouse button down to determine the power. It's ridiculously hard to consistently make a shot because of this, or even to subtly adjust an almost good shot.
Play Book of Mages: The Dark Times Book of Mages: The Dark Times Oct. 04, 2010
You seriously, seriously need to be able to re-spec your character for free in the beginning (or throughout the game!). If you make a few bad choices, there's pretty much no way to undo them without starting a new character.
Play Earl Grey and This Rupert Guy Earl Grey and This Rupert Guy Sep. 18, 2010
Ugh, it's far too easy to get Rupert stuck on a piece of scenery. The art looks pretty good though.
Play Ricochet Kills 2 Ricochet Kills 2 Jul. 04, 2010
You really need to bind a key to restart. It will make OCD people like me happy.
Play 60s to Save the Queen 60s to Save the Queen Jun. 28, 2010
I'm kind of sad that there's no acknowledgment that you got all the keys.
Play Great Game 1/5 Great Game 1/5 May. 12, 2010
I... don't get it. Is this about how if you make a horrible game, people will hate it? It's true, if your game lags for no reason, people won't like it; if it looks like nothing's happening, people won't like it; if the controls suck, people won't like it.
Play Homerun In Berzerk Land: Berzerk Ball Homerun In Berzerk Land: Berzerk Ball Apr. 15, 2010
I don't understand. Why would you make fun of the people who, presumably, are going to be playing your game? I mean, if you don't like that people down-rate your game for locked content, don't lock content.
Play Drift Runners 2 Drift Runners 2 Apr. 09, 2010
Lightwired: if you tap the accelerator button (forward key or w) as the countdown goes, you'll get a bit of nitro. Do it enough and you'll get full nitro. (you have to tap the accelerator just as one of the countdown things disappears)
Play Hippolyta Hippolyta Mar. 19, 2010
Also I fail to see any nudity. She's wearing a skin-tone full-body latex suit with a dot on it (after all, you can't expect great latex from the ancient Greeks).
Play Hippolyta Hippolyta Mar. 19, 2010
That guy needs to stop talking, especially in a game like this; it worked in the Prince of Persia reboot because you didn't die every ten seconds. Maybe once in every ten deaths or something like that.
Play Loondon Loondon Mar. 08, 2010
Also, the ending is a complete asspull - why would the woman do that? It makes no sense, it comes out of the blue, and it's the entire motivation for the ending and the moral. Basically, this is a horrible story in terms of story.
Play Loondon Loondon Mar. 08, 2010
Meh. This might be amazing and uplifting if you've never read a book ever. Unfortunately, that probably applies to many of the people here...