Emielle's profile

I fail a ton. That's likely all you'll need to know about me. Also, my profile is a shrine to DorkPhones. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- DorkPhones: stevenorr: If you start being mean to Dorky, small children will die everywhere. DorkPhones: stevenorr: YOU SUCK (reply) DorkPhones: :< ▌stevenorr: You're all wenches and I'm the Cap'n! ▌DorkPhones: /stevenorr Repeatedly saying penis ain't gonna cut it DorkPhones: crap whisper fail ▌http://i47.tinypic.com/wmkhh.png ▌unknownperson6: Party cat must cat. ▌unknownperson6: I wanna be a cookie. unknownperson6: Wait, Imma turtle. :D ▌MrSpontaneous: Emi talking about abuse is pretty rich. She whacks it whenever she can. ▌protoss_rush: *facetoilet* MrSpontaneous: toss: you pregnant? ▌protoss_rush: yes. Never take home a woman who can grow a bear. ▌stevenorr: TASTE MY BOOBS ▌PantherShah: I have a tub of lard that i named Steven. ▌sunnygrlrox: ON MY FACE. ▌sunnygrlrox: Well, try in the end! ▌Weirdoninja: what, easy with your friends but hard every other time? ▌protoss_rush: 15 inches Kimphin007: thats it? ▌sunnygrlrox: it's ginormous. o.o ▌sunnygrlrox: JKuang, don't make meh slapchur face. >_> Emielle: You can't slap Jay-Z. >:( MrSpontaneous: Or Beyonce will be all up in this shizz. ▌sunnygrlrox: ...>.< my parents are so loud ▌sunnygrlrox: It's so... big... D: ▌trickyrodent: suddenly it sounds like you're advertising porn. trickyrodent: hey, how is everyonXXXXXXe's day? ▌SilentInsanity: I will NOT bang ANYONE. ▌Confuzzledmaniac: Just to make sure you don't forget, I'm going to remind you every few minutes that PantherShah comes in many colors and fragrance. ▌DorkPhones: /w Emielle Just 'cause you don't get any. Bitches be hatin'. ▌Blarlack: Azieru? Blarlack: Go copulate with a goat. Azieru: let's go do it together, Blarlack ▌Confuzzledmaniac: My ungodly amount of facial hair will repel any oncoming attacks. ▌DorkPhones: I was here at the dawn of chat. DorkPhones: And thus, the chat I did begin. DorkPhones: Crying "freeeeeedom!" as a true warrior of the highlands, my knotted hair billowing about my painted face. DorkPhones: I waged war on the deadly silence in the Kongregate chat room DorkPhones: And I defeated the tyranny of silence. Azieru: don't forget the kilt. DorkPhones: and all was well in the wor- DorkPhones: also, I was wearing a kilt. DorkPhones: And all was well in the world. ▌DorkPhones: straddling is a great word. I want to straddle things. ▌DorkPhones: I'm naked! D: ▌DorkPhones: zap! DorkPhones: lesbianism in your teeth! ▌sandshadow827: i need tacos or i will explode that happens to me sometimes ▌sunnygrlrox: Anyways, time to get nekked. ▌DorkPhones: There's only one thing young ladies should be inserting in themselves. DorkPhones: And that's knowledge. ▌DorkPhones: Emielle get some sleep or I won't sleep with you