I am Endoa. ʕಠᴥಠʔ
Endoa is not a being. Endoa is an Endoa. Only Endoas can breed with other Endoas. Thus, all Endoas are purebred. Endoas certainly are a magnificent species.
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~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~THE ENDOA VS CRYPTO TRILOGY!
There once was a floating eyeball named Crypto.He was in Endoa’s little convenience store.And he was outraged at the price that Endoa was selling eggs at.So he went to Endoa and said “Yo, mah bro, why arst this pulchritudinous and ovular object priced with such gargantuan monetary cost”? And Endoa replied “Because I’m wearing a hat and rocking out to Rick Astley” And so he demanded the Egg at a lower price (7.30 Flambordian units as opposed to what it currently was- 7.33). When Endoa refused to accept this bargain, Crypto barged into the counter and toppled it on top of Endoa. But Endoa turned right back around and used his Cam-whore capabilities to knock Crypto to the other side of the room. Stunned by this display of sudden power, Crypto used his Telekinetic eye-bilities to start throwing elephant peanuts at Endoa. These elephant peanuts, unbeknownced to Crypto, had been tainted at the processing plant. And they endowed those who contacted them, radioactively, with Mod powers. Of course, Endoa being mercilessly pounded in the face by said peanuts, Crypto noticed that an M appeared on his forehead, almost as if it had been branded there. And then the peanut throwing stopped. This was srs bizniz. Mod versus Mod-endowed store clerk. Even ceiling cat retreated back into his hole. Crypto then used his telekinesis on the bookshelf and magazines, thinking quickly, and created a wall between himself and Endoa with “Playboy” “Mad Magazine” and “The Crypto v. Endoa Trilogy” A wall of paper was no match for Endoa though, who took off his glasses, focused, and then rammed through the wall and right into Crypto. Upon contact, Endoa glomped Crypto in what was unintentionally loving fashion. Something immediately developed between them. Not sexy love, but rather a sort of amicable accord. Endoa stood up, Crypto floated up, they chest-bumped (or rather Chest-eye bumped) And began to clean up the torn apart store. Of course, Crypto knew he couldn’t let Endoa keep his mod power.
So… hey.
Fine.
Derp face.
THE END
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“I am the hope of the universe. I am the answer to all living things that cry out for peace. I am protector of the innocent. I am the light in the darkness. I am truth. Ally to good! Nightmare to you!”
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fuzzypickle15: XD I love endoa’s penis
Endoa: Never say that again, please.
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Endoa: “And a pink supple ass”
Endoa: hey Atom….
saintsrow32: LOL
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