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At the age of 2, I was kidnapped by a raggedy young band of housecats hoping I'd get a job and buy them cat food. When they figured out I was too young, they took pity on me and continued to raise me. We ate whatever we could find in dumpsters behind ethnic restaurants, and we procured our playthings from the local cat lady whose pockets were always spilling over with fun yarn, catnip, and orange bottles. When I turned 14, I tried to get various jobs to support my aging guardians, but no one wanted a yarn ball supervisor or a backup caterwauler. I eventually had to give my beloved family to the humane society in the hopes that they'd be given a dignified end to their lives. Since then I've been on the streets, scrounging for food and shelter and hoping that one day I might just meet the Wayward Catgirl (google it) of my dreams. Poems: Cut off the head, For sure it's dead Unless it'll squirm Then you must burn Control-- Touching, holding Manually manipulating Drop it-- and watch it shatter
- Age: 18
- Sex: Male
- Location:
- Member Since: Jul. 03, 2007
- Last Login: Oct. 09, 2008
- Current Points: 1526
- Comments: 1
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- Elevator Eyes Badge (medium - 15 points)
- Unlock "random attack" and "limited view" modes in Z-Rox
- Acquired Oct. 07, 2008















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