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6Cristal9: This chick is hard

Adare: I choked on it, it’s so thick it’s solid
00_Juice_00: And so unbelievably satisfying

Adrokila: I’m stoked at how hard this is.

Adrokila: A bit hard, but fun

Aiglet1: Oath, I gotta take a short break, moving my hand repeatedly like this makes my hand hurt.

Aiglet1: Oh lordy, that was worth the 5 kreds.

Aiglet1: It’s still hard, Happy.

Ajaxgreater: it felt bigger lol

Ajaxgreater: oh god i love to molest children!

Ajaxgreater: grab one of my testicles! IT’S TIME FOR ADVENTURE!

alasthopeforduck: I can’t ignore Happy’s girth.

alasthopeforduck: I’ve beaten this over 9000 times.

Alcari: all nuts are tasty

Alexiothemidget: My bush is teeming with life…

AlexvdL: it hurts to swallow

Allieee: I watch porn errday.
Allieee: It’s not bad at all.

Allieee: I suck. (reply)

Allieee: I liek to fap.
Allieee: s pretty deep in there dude.

Allieee: I’m going to get off.

Allieee: I liek cawck.

Allieee: I do. I love it so much I’m going to do it off season. c:

Allieee: That’s what I get for doing it to Dylan.

Allieee: I want to come.

Allieee: …too fast for me.
Allieee: D: Joe.

Allieee: I liked to be stabbed.
Allieee: With penis.

Allieee: Joeee, let Tioga in. D:

Allieee: It’s so big that I took like..
Allieee: six pictures so that I could get everything in the picture.

Allieee: /w PantherShah Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it.

Allieee: I have the hardest time squeezing my butt while bringing my leg up.

AngryCyc: Oh its long enough.. its just too far away to grab without moving.

AnnlynnV: This is hard xD

apocalpse777: you came at the most awkward time xD

Aquafoxy: It became bigger all of sudden <

arcanelily9268: lolz. I keep mine by my bed 0.0 my battery doesn’t last long.

AStrawberrySlush: mmmm joseph fritzl makes me fap

AStrawberrySlush: i want meat

AStrawberrySlush: WHY IS THIS SO HARD

AStrawberrySlush: i smelt it tho
AStrawberrySlush: and gagged

AStrawberrySlush: this bitch rubbing me WRONG (reply)

Badgy_McBadger: Ugh, I’ve got to do this octopus somehow

Badgy_McBadger: I want to get there..

bellecat1: i’m cumming too!!!

Brazzle: Harder than I remembered.

buggieboy: I’ve seen harder.

CaptainRachel: I like Penis.

CaptainRachel: So hard i almost cried.

Catrolean: It was not hard :/

Catrolean: So was he coming back for seconds?
Allieee: Probably.
Allieee: I bet I was damn good the first time.

chibi_rock_lee: that was surprisingly hard

Chivo1: that prick kept killing me

Chocolateer3: ITS EVERYWHERE. D:

ColonelFisticus: brb ****ing sister

comelaywithme: im gettting off!!

darkconquerer: So it got very hard very fast

denmaster12: It’s all gooey and drippy.

diabolotry: lol. My issue was it’s tiny

DMinor: Shut Up.
DMinor: Or I kill you.
DMinor: With my dick.

Ducklette: it gets all creamy and delicious.

Ducklette: and i like the big ones.

EndlessSporadic: if it gets too big though it looks bad

Everlovely: I love girl Juice just as much as I loved boy Juice

FairWillAdd: I just shoved the whole thing in my mouth.
FairWillAdd: I’m tired of chewing.

Ferretferret: Am I in yet? :D

frankiesmum: tis raining outside and now I have a wt pussy in my lap

Garozerg: give it to me ringer

Gevock: If it wasn’t for the fact that I have to shower, I’d play with this for hours

Gevock: I’m hungry for some joe

greg: It gets harder.
greg: But it never gets really hard.
greg: When it gets hard, you just have to keep pushing.

GmrGrl303: omg, did you hear about the girl who tore her throat blowing one of those things?

HahaMe: i miss the taste of cock :L

HappyAlcoholic: Is it possible to orgasm with your eyes open?
Allieee: I’m getting good at it.

HappyAlcoholic: I’m burning enough from the STDs as it is….
00_Juice_00: I feel your pain Happs

hellastellakitty: WHY DO I EVEN HAVE YOU OUT?! IVE ONLY BEEN CHEWING ON YOU FOR THE LAST HOUR AND A HALF!

hiddenninja: today, it’s at least four times as thick

Hivewarrior: That was hard!!!!!
Hivewarrior: Demons are hard!!!!!

HookedOnOnyx: This is quite possibly the longest, annoyingest Hard I’ve ever tried to get.

ImmortalItalian: I love sexually harassing small dogs.

ihavecandy123: i got my mom pregnant

IronClock: this is dam hard :D

janesah: its too hard

Johanna_T: zakky and i were poking for aggessss

Johanna_T: i want that toy, it looks fun .____.

Jorma: k I’ll come in 5 mins

Joshhh: I gave up doing it last night at 4.30 am wanted some sleep >.<

JTtheGhost: only ~45 minutes until i get off though

JudeMaverick: it’s quite hard for me

Kain_Tyrant: beat it when I was at uni on a friday…was hilarious
Kain_Tyrant: had been trying for days

KaluzaKlein: Oh yeah, I’ve played with him before.

killab33z: gets wet

Kireikatt: it keeps getting harder

KirsiKat: Why is it so haaard? ;-;

Kisses: i wanna see it! what does it look like?

knio: I’m Hard.

kraaijevelds: i have a penis
todbot1: checks

Larino: You sure you have the right hole you are trying it on?

Laxaria: i suck probably

Laxaria: wow
Laxaria: wtf
Laxaria: my fingers move that fast?

Laxaria: STOP VIOLATING ME

Lexipie: Chew and swallow. Get it down. xD

Looper: Huh… I took 10 minutes longer than I expected… I’m getting sloppy >.>

Lucky_Miles: It hurt a little, not gonna lie.

MaddSkillz1: Stiff neck it got stuck halfway down my throat.

MarineCorpDoll: We did midget lol.
midget079: oh right
midget079: i was so happy

MarsIsHere: I wanna come too.

mayrakis: arghhhh! its hard

Miamore: i have sticky keys :(

midget079: am i not using it right?

MissLexi: YES! I AM GOING TO GO CRY AND THEN MOLEST LITTLE KIDDIES SO I FEEL BETTER ABOUT MYSELF

monmon435: it wasnt as hard as i thought it was gonna be

Myarmsinasling: I can get him off if you wish

Naomi2976: just enough to make it wet and muddy

Naomi2976: it wasnt big
Naomi2976: till last night anyways :D

Oathness: IT WOULD MAKE TINY TINY LITTLE SCRATCHES ON YOUR PENIS

Oathness: WITH SOMETHING THAT GODDAMN BIG IT’S PRETTY HARD TO HIDE

oOTrentOo: I’m gonna be up all night doing this. xD

PantherShah: Happy, I just got back from one, that one actually exhausted me.
PantherShah: My hands hurt. =[

PaRaMoReGurl13: Hugs Tori I’m getting off.

PaRaMoReGurl13: …fml..I’m getting off..

PerfectSkye: it’s really fun the first time, but annoying any other time.

PHatHome666: I’d like to make you waffles so I could butter you up and then cover you in my syrup.

Pinkycasper20: this is hard.

PopUpPirate: people die on it every so often because it’s so hard

PugusDoggers: Oh man, my hand smells

PugusDoggers: My fingers are all sticky

rachela: it’s too hard >.< (reply)

rachela: I’m gonna please Bev for a few minutes.

rachela: I’ve been doing it for the last three hours.
rachela: Without stopping.

rachela: Oh, god, it’s hard

rachela: It just gets longer and longer the more I fiddle with it

Raiokoo: At least I can still use my finger!

RavingFrenzyV2: Jump on the balls

rconnrocks: I beat in every way

rdes24: it made me wet

rdes24: i perfer cum

rockerchic: It gets really hard and reall fun to suck on..

SaphiresFlame: I think my fingers are starting to get tired now

screamingstares: man this one is hard

sellyme: Why does Sam know about Joe’s pubic hair?
LazloZania: I’ve seen it
LazloZania: Twice

SereneLark: ahhhhhhhhh its getting harder

sha_sha: T.T i just cameee :((( (reply)

shroomer_x: my dick is easy to beat too.

shroomer_x: “I like cock”.

Sinapi: PLEASE I NEED YOU

Sinapi: K Joe, try to get in now.

Sinapi: I’m playing with myself.

Sinapi: Too much danger of either someone spilling something on it, or getting sand in it.

SirenSong: My bf is making fun of my crabs =(

SirenSong: It tastes good, but they’re so tiny!

SirenSong: so now it’s stuck in my head

SirenSong: it acts up whenever anything is put in it

SirenSong: It’s fun, I’m just sucking lol

SirenSong: oh, I watch gay porn all the time

SirenSong: I don’t think he’s been in here in ages

Stalcloud: Ohshit, that’s a hard one.

StarlightPhoenix: I am playing with balls

StarlightPhoenix: Alright Joey I came for you

StarlightPhoenix: Evil keeps popping in and out xD

Substrain_Humor: So this whole time Ive been rubbing it off, hasntbeen helping….

SugMinCola: OMG STOP CHAOS, YOU ARE MAKING ME WET

Tabaschritar: I miss dating 13 year olds.

TehWozzinator: This is massive

thebarge: they’re not very hard but pretty quick

TheGhostGamer: whoa this is like a lot harder than i thought

TheMark2Mad: With the loosened skin ill try to finger it out.

TheRubberDrapes: I removed it
TheRubberDrapes: :P
TheRubberDrapes: It was too big.

ThesaurusSays: that was ****ing hard.

Tioga: FFS, Im so stupid.

Tioga: I THINK YOU SUCK
Allieee: I DO.

trebach: It got horribly itchy near the end

Triplemerc: If Lady Gaga had a penis, I would be attracted to her.

Triplemerc: I mostly molest children for sport, myself

Tsuppotron7000: Happy, it’s totally stuck in my head.

Tyler1012: How long is yours, Ajax?

The_Last_Requiem: … good thing I grabbed them. :D

Unknown__Mystery: god this is so hard…

Uyrnihsu: my fingers are screaming at me in agony at how awful it feels

Varyx: i have a small penis ._.

Watermelonator: I sucked. I thought it was hard as ****

weee957: holy crap
weee957: now it is even harder

xensyr: I’d totally do it with her [and hope to in the future].
xensyr: Just don’t have the skills :)

xRawr: im comming happy! :D

xToxicRainbowx: It smelled good till I shook it then it smelled bad >.<

XxBroken_AngelxX: My friend is coming!! :D

XxBroken_AngelxX: How long is itt?

Xyzair: meh, i prefer it that size, making it smaller kills some of the fun

yapper26: i just came :D

Yllib: I already have a hard one, so no thanks.

zaraki: well I need to get off

zozozombieRAWR: Kinda hard, but super fun.

zozozombieRAWR: Tina and me were playing with it earlier, it was hilarious. (reply)