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Aliases: Monk, ExplodingMonk, ImplodingMonk, MonkTheSamuraiNinja. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- My Anore Songs: EpicMonk, lovely lad of quantum-madness, a dolphin diving through depleted derangement and swimming back to semi-sanity. Sleek and graceful, fins carved in elegant effigies. The stars hum with half-careening magical isotopes, and we weave baskets to keep you safe in. EpicMonk, meditating while the world turns to glue and soup. Barbiturates don't heed your warning but avian squirrels will bow if you sink off key. Just don't hum or the air leaves. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Nicknames: Monkitymonkmonk of Epic Tralalalas -Courtesy of Anore. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Guess what?! Did you know that the world is really FLAT. That's right! Ok, so technically, we're on the FLAT side of a giant cylinder. The point is, our world is flat, and if you could actually make it past the giant ice wall at the edge of the world, then you would fall off. Crazy, right? But it's TRUE! Check it out at http://www.theflatearthsociety.org/forum ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The proof: http://leasticoulddo.com/comic/20100115 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Favorite Quotes As of Late: irock18: I just love getting it on with 6 year olds?
  • Member Since: Jun. 30, 2007
  • Last Login: May. 27, 2012
  • Current Points: 9555
  • Comments: 25
  • Forum posts: 1
  • Location: Exploding Whilst Imploding
  • Age: 24
  • Sex: Epic Unicorn
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Destroy the moon in Billy the Pilot

Acquired May. 25, 2012

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Sariana

Aug 16, 2010 11:22pm

Hi I miss your monk-ness :D

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EpicMonk Dec 28, 2010 9:11pm

I miss yo Sariness… (sounds like Sorryness =P)

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Sariana Jan 2, 2011 1:14am

Well, where are you these days :P Also, happy new year etc etc :D

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Brumz

Dec 21, 2010 12:46pm

Before I forget (and I obviously forget): Merry christmas and all the best for the new year =D

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EpicMonk Dec 28, 2010 9:10pm

Thanks, and I did forget, but merry christmas and happy new year.

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Apr 19, 2010 5:09pm

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Gext3r

Dec 23, 2009 10:13pm

Have a Merry Christmas! Hope you get everything you wanted :)

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