EpicPwncakes' Comments

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Play Happy Wheels Happy Wheels Aug. 29, 2012
Kid: Daddy, why's there blood spewing nonstop from your right arm? Irresponsible Dad: *flips over and runs over his own kid's arm* no matter, now we match!
Play Hanger Hanger Aug. 22, 2012
So basically when this guy repeatedly smashes against a wall he only loses an arm, yet when he gently crawls on a formation his head splits open? O.o
Play Sushi Cat 2 Sushi Cat 2 Aug. 20, 2012
I'm stuck in an infinite loop xD
Play Cuboy Hot Pants Cuboy Hot Pants Aug. 20, 2012
"I love it when you press that button!" xD
Play Canabalt Canabalt Aug. 19, 2012
Jumping into the windows get me. Every. Damn. Time. ._.
Play Kill Boe 2 Kill Boe 2 Aug. 18, 2012
Haha I love how what seemingly simple ways to die always turn out different than you expect xD
Play The Epilepsy Game The Epilepsy Game Aug. 18, 2012
5/5 for not being able to scroll away from the game without dying. Quite a clever trap.
Play The Sagittarian 3 The Sagittarian 3 Aug. 17, 2012
It is ridiculous that this game doesn't have badges
Play Upgrade Complete 2 Upgrade Complete 2 Feb. 11, 2012
"Ability to change the gender. Cannot afford!"
Play The Sagittarian 3 The Sagittarian 3 Feb. 03, 2012
Game: "Shit. You find a guard tower." Me: "Snipe snipe!"
Play UPGRADE COMPLETE! UPGRADE COMPLETE! Feb. 03, 2012
Man I remember friends kept telling me to try this game, and I always refused. But then one day my curiosity overrode my stubberness and I decided to try it...and here I am. Love the game...5/5 ^.^
Play Epic Battle Fantasy 3 Epic Battle Fantasy 3 Feb. 03, 2012
"Anyone leaving past the town walls are doing so at their own risk, and are not covered by holiday insurance." XD
Play Anime RPG Anime RPG Jan. 24, 2012
Wow really? Nah, I'll find the "hidden button" when you find your life, PaperCup.
Play endeavor endeavor Jan. 22, 2012
DIRECTIONS TO FIND THE GEM IN UNDERGROUND AREA- Your gem detector won't help much with this one. Tip: The mushrooms serve as a marker for which paths you have already taken attempting to find the gem. You'll know because the paths you have already tried will have wilted mushrooms. DON'T go crazy and touch all of the mushrooms, as this will only confuse you. Find ALL of the possible paths branching from the smallest platform, then find all of the possible paths from the semi-main platform from which the smallest platform spawned, and work your way up. If there are two platforms by each-other, Don't try the other platform until you are sure you've searched all of the possible paths branching off from the first one. This is efficient and will work a lot faster than guessing randomly.
Play Vox Populi, Vox Dei(a werewolf thriller) Vox Populi, Vox Dei(a werewolf thriller) Jan. 22, 2012
I would say that this game taught me that violence is the answer, but then again I already knew that.
Play Frontier Frontier Jan. 22, 2012
Tips: Buy LOTS of sticks so there's a lower chance your best weapons will be taken. Equip your best of everything so valuable weapons and armor are used and won't be stolen. Also, if saving up for a vehicle (ESPECIALLY the Medieval Tank) that requires a lot of goods, DON'T carry it around too much. Try to save up enough money at one time to buy all of the needed supplies AND the price of the vehicle. This saves a lot of time and money. Hope this helped you -Epic Pwncake
Play Mutilate-a-doll Mutilate-a-doll Jan. 21, 2012
Me: *counting the extra parts* One for the left foot, one for the right foot, one for each hand, one for-WAIT. Is that a dick?
Play Mutilate-a-doll Mutilate-a-doll Jan. 21, 2012
I swear I just dismembered the doll's dick and saw it fly around for a few seconds before falling back to the ground.
Play Thermal Thermal Jan. 17, 2012
There's not enough checkpoints...it's very irritating to have to start way far back.
Play endeavor endeavor Jan. 17, 2012
Awesome game. The morals of this game are very meaningful, and the game has a lot of depth to it. I can only imagine how long it took to develop a like this. Thanks for putting so much effort into this, Zillix! Hope to see more of your games soon.