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Happy Wheels

Play Happy Wheels

Aug. 29, 2012

Rating: 5

Kid: Daddy, why's there blood spewing nonstop from your right arm? Irresponsible Dad: *flips over and runs over his own kid's arm* no matter, now we match!

Hanger

Play Hanger

Aug. 22, 2012

Rating: 3

So basically when this guy repeatedly smashes against a wall he only loses an arm, yet when he gently crawls on a formation his head splits open? O.o

Sushi Cat 2

Play Sushi Cat 2

Aug. 20, 2012

Rating: 0

I'm stuck in an infinite loop xD

Cuboy Hot Pants

Play Cuboy Hot Pants

Aug. 20, 2012

Rating: 1

"I love it when you press that button!" xD

Canabalt

Play Canabalt

Aug. 19, 2012

Rating: 2

Jumping into the windows get me. Every. Damn. Time. ._.

Kill Boe 2

Play Kill Boe 2

Aug. 18, 2012

Rating: 3

Haha I love how what seemingly simple ways to die always turn out different than you expect xD

The Epilepsy Game

Play The Epilepsy Game

Aug. 18, 2012

Rating: 1

5/5 for not being able to scroll away from the game without dying. Quite a clever trap.

The Sagittarian 3

Play The Sagittarian 3

Aug. 17, 2012

Rating: 2

It is ridiculous that this game doesn't have badges

Upgrade Complete 2

Play Upgrade Complete 2

Feb. 11, 2012

Rating: 0

"Ability to change the gender. Cannot afford!"

The Sagittarian 3

Play The Sagittarian 3

Feb. 03, 2012

Rating: 10

Game: "Shit. You find a guard tower." Me: "Snipe snipe!"

UPGRADE COMPLETE!

Play UPGRADE COMPLETE!

Feb. 03, 2012

Rating: 0

Man I remember friends kept telling me to try this game, and I always refused. But then one day my curiosity overrode my stubberness and I decided to try it...and here I am. Love the game...5/5 ^.^

Epic Battle Fantasy 3

Play Epic Battle Fantasy 3

Feb. 03, 2012

Rating: 0

"Anyone leaving past the town walls are doing so at their own risk, and are not covered by holiday insurance." XD

Anime RPG

Play Anime RPG

Jan. 24, 2012

Rating: 2

Wow really? Nah, I'll find the "hidden button" when you find your life, PaperCup.

endeavor

Play endeavor

Jan. 22, 2012

Rating: 2

DIRECTIONS TO FIND THE GEM IN UNDERGROUND AREA- Your gem detector won't help much with this one. Tip: The mushrooms serve as a marker for which paths you have already taken attempting to find the gem. You'll know because the paths you have already tried will have wilted mushrooms. DON'T go crazy and touch all of the mushrooms, as this will only confuse you. Find ALL of the possible paths branching from the smallest platform, then find all of the possible paths from the semi-main platform from which the smallest platform spawned, and work your way up. If there are two platforms by each-other, Don't try the other platform until you are sure you've searched all of the possible paths branching off from the first one. This is efficient and will work a lot faster than guessing randomly.

Vox Populi, Vox Dei(a werewolf thriller)

Play Vox Populi, Vox Dei(a werewolf thriller)

Jan. 22, 2012

Rating: 5

I would say that this game taught me that violence is the answer, but then again I already knew that.

Frontier

Play Frontier

Jan. 22, 2012

Rating: 3

Tips: Buy LOTS of sticks so there's a lower chance your best weapons will be taken. Equip your best of everything so valuable weapons and armor are used and won't be stolen. Also, if saving up for a vehicle (ESPECIALLY the Medieval Tank) that requires a lot of goods, DON'T carry it around too much. Try to save up enough money at one time to buy all of the needed supplies AND the price of the vehicle. This saves a lot of time and money. Hope this helped you -Epic Pwncake

Mutilate-a-doll

Play Mutilate-a-doll

Jan. 21, 2012

Rating: 1

Me: *counting the extra parts* One for the left foot, one for the right foot, one for each hand, one for-WAIT. Is that a dick?

Mutilate-a-doll

Play Mutilate-a-doll

Jan. 21, 2012

Rating: 1

I swear I just dismembered the doll's dick and saw it fly around for a few seconds before falling back to the ground.

Thermal

Play Thermal

Jan. 17, 2012

Rating: -1

There's not enough checkpoints...it's very irritating to have to start way far back.

endeavor

Play endeavor

Jan. 17, 2012

Rating: 9

Awesome game. The morals of this game are very meaningful, and the game has a lot of depth to it. I can only imagine how long it took to develop a like this. Thanks for putting so much effort into this, Zillix! Hope to see more of your games soon.