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Epiczilla~ The Official Author of The Failed Comic
/Robo Jesus vs AndroiDevil/
And the official Senor Weedsmoke
http://soundcloud.com/senorweedsmoke
Hi, I’m Epic. I’m a 19 year old Dos Equis fanatic. You can most commonly find me on Kongregate stalking assorted women and having orgies involving MC.
Also?
IM THE DRAGONBORN
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JRCameron: ldkmn fa;dsknlv ’ifwknlai
JRCameron: cx,. .mvogifcx,m .vgvksnlcx,
JCameron: More keyboard boobs just for you.

Epiczilla: No JoJo
Epiczilla: Girls dont poop
Epiczilla: It’s a widely accepted theory.
Epiczilla: When girls say “Im gonna go poop”
Epiczilla: They are really laying eggs
Epiczilla: Into the water
Epiczilla: Where the eggs can spawn
Epiczilla: Into more women.
Epiczilla: That’s how girls are made.

ViLovesDeidara: somersault

WTF770: sits on a dark corner listening to ‘**** Everything’ >.>

Epiczilla: Triple 360 180 backflip sidespin backscratcher with in-flight masturbation

VinnyOfTheFunk: Have you seen a vagina that isn’t yours up close?
NatsukoCakes33: Yeah…
VinnyOfTheFunk: Natsuko, who’s vagina did you see?
NatsukoCakes33: My sisters….
Epiczilla: What the actual fuck.

Epiczilla: Watching The Hnnger Games is like watching afterbirth sizzle on a sidewalk.

MC___: Slams the Clams, Spiffy Bivalve the Third of the Ocean.

At the first moment I’m not recording, I’m not on tour and I’ve never had a song go to number one on Beatport, I’ve never been featured on Juno Download or Track it Down, I’ve never released twice, but what I do know is that I’ve been listening to electronic(a) for many years and I have every right to speak my mind against the fabricated music that is being released on a daily basis. It’s absolutely appalling ! All these people think that if you’re on the Beatport Top Ten you’re making something out of yourself, well you’re making a mockery out of electronic music. I’m a producer and I come from the underground and I’m… Quite frankly, I’m sick and tired and I’m here to go on these rants on message boards because I know I will never amount to anything and I need to make myself feel better. So when I’m not high on cocaine I will sit in front of this computer ’till the cows come home and continue ranting and raving about artists that are actually living out their dream ’cause I never wïll.

I can’t explain just how it feels, the thoughts of my premature burial
Inside this oblong box I lie, with the hopes of being buried alive.

  • Member Since: Apr. 18, 2009
  • Last Login: May. 26, 2012
  • Current Points: 559
  • Comments: 11
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  • Location: Spitting in the eyes of many sharks.
  • Sex: Asexual
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Epiczilla

May 13, 2012 8:49am

Ladles and Mental people. Senor Weedsmoke’s Cocaine Buffet is out on the market. Too bad you can’t buy it. You could just go on our soundcloud and make your own album, but eeeh

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shadowgirl211

May 13, 2012 6:02am

I’m gonna do it. I’m gonna rumex, and it’s going on both the Cocaine Buffet and Songs About Your Dead Cat albumsssss. Be prepared.

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Actiongirl101

May 4, 2012 5:16pm

you are a FAGGGOT

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Epiczilla May 5, 2012 7:31am

Come at me, bro.

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Actiongirl101 May 12, 2012 6:53am

shouldn’t you be at your role play fan club you ass

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Epiczilla May 12, 2012 8:22am

Shouldn’t you be in the kitchen?

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shadowgirl211

Jan 7, 2012 12:27pm

I question your face.

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Epiczilla Jan 7, 2012 3:27pm

I question your rainbow wave face.

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batias Mar 24, 2012 6:22am

I QUESTION YOUR LINK! DSAZDNJSZNSVBIKBNAIRBNHN I’ll never be innocent again! D:

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