Everflex

Game4life. Life is just a game. -We all have been in the middle-of-no-where, still, it may be the irony but nobody knows where it is. -There are are 3 things I hate, my mother in law, cheaters and the fact that you just reminded me those things. Fact or Fiction: Statistically speaking the most comfortable place is a toilet, probably one of those Japanese ones that will tell you how good you have done your job, it will clean up everything and will leave you with a smile. Hence made in Japan. -In our lives we fart so much we could run our car for a year. Probably a good time to go electric. <><><><> -I could have an endless conversation about the fact that the red M&M's taste better. No I am not a racist but I have an appointment next week with my shrink. -------------------------------------------------- In a random shop.... Customer: Sir? Owner :Yessssirr! Customer : Why is that man hanging from the sealing? Owner: Well, this man thinks of being a lamp. Customer: A lamp? Owner: Yes, a lamp,sir. Customer: (After a brief moment) Why don't you say anything about that sir? Owner: Do I have to work in the dark?.