Evi1M4chine's Comments

Game Comments
Play Nuclear Outrun Nuclear Outrun May. 13, 2012
Hmm, this was easy for a “hard” badge… After 7 saved trucks in normal, all thanks to my trusty boomerang, I made it through overtime on the first try, all thanks to my new friend the shark.
Play Nuclear Outrun Nuclear Outrun May. 13, 2012
Nothing beats the blade boomerang. It’s like a constant spikes in front of you, mowing everything to shreds. Easy to use too. Seriously, don’t switch around. Blade boomerang = WIN.
Play Motherload Motherload May. 08, 2012
Why is this a demo? Do you *want* people to hate you? PROTIP: Your game is NOT a product. It’s a *service*. And Kongregate has a lot of nice options to make money off of it, like tips and sharing advertisement money. Which you’d get, if this was a full game and therefore would get 4+ stars. *facepalm*
Play Utopian Mining Utopian Mining May. 08, 2012
Way too easy. Especially if you’re not greedy. (Always go for the biggest cooling and drill as deep as the cooling allows minus. Then go horizontally and ignore all ore above your view.) It’s basically a boring super-easy version of Motherload with a bad input algorithm that causes sluggish slow-down.
Play Utopian Mining Utopian Mining May. 08, 2012
Uuum, why exactly does walking around in a already dug tunnel, 3 blocks below the grass, take energy?? (And a lot of it too!)
Play Utopian Mining Utopian Mining May. 08, 2012
It’s just a clone of Motherload by XGen Studios, which had more action and was more fun.
Play Tetris 1d Tetris 1d May. 06, 2012
I’m waiting for the review by axman13. I guess it will be similar to this: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/558516
Developer response from tetris1d

LOL. me, too! :)
Play Nuclear Outrun Nuclear Outrun May. 06, 2012
That boomerang really is the best thing since sliced zombies!
Play Nuclear Outrun Nuclear Outrun May. 06, 2012
That is the *exact* gun loading sound from the old Counterstrike. Somebody did a little copying… ^^
Play Nuclear Outrun Nuclear Outrun May. 06, 2012
As with all games of this type: I predict the usual rage when the physics fail me, and the chasing thing doesn’t.
Play Formula Racer 2012 Formula Racer 2012 May. 05, 2012
Nice graphics… for a Flash game. Other than that it’s unfortunately boring as hell. Too many too irrelevant enemy cars. Too little incentive. No real point…
Play Fixation Fixation May. 03, 2012
Sorry, that smoke ring thing is driving me crazy in that level where you have to hit two on both sides of a automatic wall, and than a third right after. It’s really, *really* annoying. I’d call it a big design error. The way it is now, I have to stop, or I’ll want to destroy something. ſuckin think sucks! Would probably be a 3-4/5, but this makes it a clear 1/5 until fixed.
Play Destruct Destruct Apr. 10, 2012
@YaslerFuj: Yes, because I’m not a racing driver, so I *totally* have no right to tell somebody going the wrong way in a horse carriage, that he is bad at racing… Jesus… how old are you? 13? (This is not a comment on the quality of the game. It’s a comment on how stupid that argument is. Duh.)
Play Parallel Kingdom Parallel Kingdom Apr. 10, 2012
WARNING: IT’S A TRAP! This game contains tracking pixels. So it’s spyware. NOT cool! Had to flag it. (Use Ghostery to block it.)
Play Innkeeper Innkeeper Apr. 08, 2012
Creating a proper set of rooms that fit all customers as good as possible became such a complex task, that I had the choice, of either writing a script to calculate it, or stop playing. I chose the latter. Would there be something more interesting/relevant to do than that, I’d have continued to play. But like this, I feel it’s a waste of time. Very nicely done game. With one (common) flaw: It’s not very interesting or touching. What’s left is pretty, and well done, but still grind. 3/5.
Play Innkeeper Innkeeper Apr. 08, 2012
What this game misses, is some kind of *end*. You know. Something to aspire to, other than the daily upgrading grind. Something that changes things. That means something. How about that?
Play Innkeeper Innkeeper Apr. 08, 2012
Wow. $80 for the worst room ever, and then the workers get $3 a *day*? How exactly are people paying for those rooms with salaries like that? Not exactly a working economy, is it? ^^
Play You Are The Road - Molyjam 2012 You Are The Road - Molyjam 2012 Apr. 08, 2012
Voted 1 star and flagged, for using the non-cross-platform Unity. (No, it’s NOT. Just supporting the Playmobil OSes Windows and Mac doesn’t count.)
Play Bloopers 2 Bloopers 2 Apr. 05, 2012
Way too easy. And childish too. Would be OK otherwise. I think the key problem here is that it doesn’t stand out in any way. It’s not special, or great, or bad. Just “OK”. Which is the worst thing that can happen to a game, since it becomes completely forgettable and exchangeable. Remember, most gamers aren’t children, and different levels of difficulty are nice to keep everyone having fun. Some surprises are also missing. And of course some kind of purpose. So all I can say, is that the gameplay is polished and everything works well. It’s just not very fun or touching. I give a bored 3/5.
Play Axon Axon Apr. 05, 2012
As long as you call things names like “mesencephalon” instead of “midbrain”, we won’t learn anything about brains. Y U NO USE ENGLISH NAMES?