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Hello person. My name is Jordan. I am sure you are very interrested in that. What? You’re not? Oh. I see. Well then. That’s okay. I suppose. Now, anyway, My name is Jordan. I am sure you are…wait i just said that. Sorry. Let me start again and- hey wait! where are you going! Theres still loads to go! Ok ok sit down. Are you sitting comfortably? Good. Then i’ll begin
Name:JordanAKAGod
Cat’s name: Pepper.
Dog’s Name: Don’t have one.
Mouse’s name: Stuart little (well i don’t have a pet mouse but I saw one once in school. So i called it Stuart Little. I haven’t seen it again. I think it’s on a very long holiday).

Purple-spotted-minature-pony’s name: Jebus.

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who actually clicked that? Ok own up! oh. You aren’t going to. I see. Well.

Where do i live: Who are you some kind of stalker? Just look at my location at the bottom, silly! hahaha nice one brain

Favourite quotes:

1: “Sir! You have the vote of every thinking person!” reply: “That’s not enough! we need a majority!”

2: “Insanity is all in your miind. Haha, nice one witty brain”

3: PIDGEON!

4: Pidgeon

5: “Any similarities between your reality and mine is purely coincidental”

6: “Jesus loves you. Well that’s good. At least someone does.”

7: “I may be a kid, but you’re ugly, and I can grow!”

8: Wow this is a lot of quotes

9: Maybe i should stop now

10: Sometimes, i have conversations with myself like this

11: Well i’d better stop these quotes now. Onto more stuff.

Name (Again??): Jordan

Age: 15 and several months and a few weeks and a few days.

Lives: South East England, near a place, in Kent, in England, in Britain, in Europe, on Earth, in the Solar System, in the universe, in space.