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October 8th, 2011: I’M BACK, SNITCHES!

There is only one rule to Fair: I’m a really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, big homo. For srz. My homo-ness cannot be matched, so don’t even try.

CATZCATZ WUZ HUR {Disregard that, Cats is a filthy trick.}

CatsCats: Oh. Javi isn’t my friend. He’s Den’s boyfriend or something.

◄◄◄◄◄Some wonderful stuff happens in the Flagpole. This is just a sample of that wonderfulness.►►►►►

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║ gosteve05:║ Play Sonny 2. ║FairWillAdd:║ No.
║gosteve05:║ YUSH
║FairWillAdd:║ It’s a terrible game, as it it’s predecessor.
║gosteve05:║ Or my precum will make you preggers
║FairWillAdd:║ You’re 8. Hush up. ║gosteve05:║ TURNED NYAN
║gosteve05:║ or 9
║gosteve05:║ just wanted to say nyan ▬▬▬▬
║Alcari:║Hey, I don’t get wood that often
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║FairWillAdd:║ And, his wants were INCHES from the blades
║denmaster12:║ wants… xDD ║FairWillAdd:║ Freudian slip… I was looking at some clip of the guy holding beer And apparently typed “want” instead of hands. Yay, brain."
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║11_toes:║ Besides, Fair. I’d miss your amazing wit and incredible charm ║FairWillAdd:║ People that know me irl call those Boob 1 and Boob 2.
║FairWillAdd:║ /badumtish/
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║FairWillAdd:║ He’s 15. Telling people he’s about to fap is like a 6 year old saying he’s a Power Ranger.
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║FairWillAdd:║ Atlantis is a terrible city. ║GiantSquid:║ (True)
║FairWillAdd:║ Full of criminals and pimped out seahorses. What kind of doosh puts 40-inch shells on his chariot, but still drives home to his mother’s reef?
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║gosteve05:║ I can’t help that I have a wideset vagina and a heavy flow.
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║FairWillAdd:║ Ke$ha is one of those girls you’d only let you give you blowies or tuggies WITH a condom on. She looks just that grossers.
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║ChipsChips:║ i think fair is a pretty cool guy. eh kicks newfags and doesnt afraid of anything.
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║Wizard_Of_Dreams:║ Fair rocks off underwear. Even when you’re not wearing any. Yeh, bruh.
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║gosteve05:║ does KY make masturbation gel?
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║DakkonDarkchyld:║ hey fair. it’s always so great to see you. i hope things are going well with your husband. next time around we should JESUS CHRIST IT’S A LION, GET IN THE CAR!
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║FairWillAdd: (to a nub)║ Look who got rate-limited. It’s like quicksand: the more you struggle, the faster you sink.
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║Xlr83000:║ Fair is awesome. If you combined Mr.T and Chuck Norris, they still wouldn’t add up to her.
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║Deeauty:║ Fair! I ♥ U & We will be laptop twins. =D
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║Wizard_Of_Dreams:║ She was created to be a sex slave for celebrities, but she turned out far too amazing and appealing, and so she was thrown in the gutter, where Dakkon and Ooooog found her, then raised her, infusing THEIR awesomeness. The result is what you see now. :D
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║FairWillAdd (about spam):║ It’s like doing meth off on your mother’s gouged out eye socket – orgasmically awesome.
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  • Member Since: Apr. 29, 2009
  • Last Login: May. 23, 2012
  • Current Points: 2094
  • Comments: 4
  • Forum posts: 1
  • Location: Somewhere doing lots of cocaine
  • Age: 22
  • Sex: Male
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Score at least 25,000 points on Dinosaur Dance Floor on either difficulty setting in SCGMD4

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FairWillAdd's shouts

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PabloTheCorn

Mar 21, 2012 6:41pm

Tim Tebow. End of story.

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FairWillAdd Mar 24, 2012 5:53am

Shut up.

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PabloTheCorn

Mar 16, 2012 5:51pm

http://ragecomics.memebase.com/2012/03/05/rage-comics-educating-our-future-leaders-is-okay-too/
Made me think of you.

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PabloTheCorn

Dec 25, 2011 9:57am

$200. What do I do with it?

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PabloTheCorn Feb 12, 2012 7:47am

Too late. Bet it all away on the Patriots.

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PabloTheCorn

Dec 24, 2011 1:55pm

Fair, you have to realize that I’m usually not on during a Jet or Panther game.

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PabloTheCorn

Oct 8, 2011 9:13pm

You know what I find really creepy? The first two songs I heard at Johnny Rockets: The Script – For the First Time, then Cage the Elephant – Shake Me Down.

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FairWillAdd Oct 9, 2011 11:07am

Don’t you know, bro? I control your universe.

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PabloTheCorn Oct 9, 2011 11:45am

The worst part was my blank stare after I heard Shake Me Down. She was all like, “Chris, are you okay?”

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FairWillAdd Oct 9, 2011 12:25pm

Do not fret – ’tis the normal reaction when people come to realize the amount of control I exert unnaturally over their lives.

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